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Hey there! You come to see the ********' /coolest/ Alfred around? Hell yeah! You know it, don't ya? I'm so ********' awesome, awesome h=ad to be renamed /Alfred/! True facts, you know! Huh? Yeah...So maybe I ******** /used/ to do some /stuff/ on the side...But ******** you!! -laughs- It was just for some cash and I was ******** expensive too! You have to pay a ******** /lot/ for this kinda sexy awesome stuff! HEY! SHUT UP! DON'T YOU START TALKING ABOUT HIM! WHO ARE YOU CALLING A WHORE? SHUT UP BEFORE I ******** YOU UP!!
Geez! Some people just can't deal with awesome!
Geez! Some people just can't deal with awesome!
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Yo hoez! This is Alfred F. Jones and the F. stands for /fooking/. Don't get it? Don't need you here~
So! This Alfred is pretty much a normal Alfred. Except. To the extremes of rude, obnoxious, and a bit slutty. Here's some personality traits to help you out!
Fook is:
-Loud
-Annoying
-Rude
-Oblivious
-Offensive
-A liar
-Immature
-Prone to jealously
-Abrasive
-Sexist
-Entitled
-Hotheaded
-Very much a potty mouth
-Pigheaded
-Stubborn
-Childish
-Egotistical
-Stupid.
-Prideful.
He is exactly what you think when you think of 'offensive American boy'. He treats girls like princesses with big boobs, he insults without a thought, and pretty much thinks the world should be bending at the knee to him. And he can't for the life of him figure out why that isn't happening.
He's a bit of a bully, but in a school playground kind of way~ No one in this whole entire world takes him seriously. And if you wanna know the truth? That pisses him off!
Here's a few things that /also/ piss him off.
Fook hates:
-Bossy people
-Stupid people
-Cheap people
-Controlling people
-Weak people (unless he can boss them around)
-People who think they are better then him.
-People.
-SUITS.
-Stuck up people!
-Not being able to curse
-Vegetables
-Kids
-Loose clothes
-Not getting what he wants
He doesn't like much, lets just say. Unless it has something to do with him! What he does like? Well! Mostly himself! But here's a few other things.
Fook likes:
-Himself!
-No really. Himself.
-Monsters (the drink)
-Upper drugs
-Being hyper.
-Being sexy.
-Dancing!
-Clubs!
-Tight clothes!
-Getting/having/obtaining money!
-Showing off!
-Being awesome!
-Prussia!
-Girls!
-Guys!
-Being totally /hot/.
-Running!
Fook is heavily influenced by Prussia (if you didn't notice). His history is actually altered so that early American life was more influenced by the Prussians and so it helped form Fook's...interesting personality~
Now for Mr. Leader.
Mr. Leader is a clone that found Fook in the streets and...for lack of better word...Kidnapped him. Okay. No. He literally kidnapped him, drugged him, and kept him in Mr. Leader's home against his will. But after sufficient drugging, Fook calmed down some and started to...fall in love with Mr. Leader. (Stockholm Syndrome? Who said that~?)
So he is now owned by Mr. Leader and lives with him. He is nicknamed 'Puppy'. And hates that too. But he is the favorite and he has money now and has anything he could ever want at his fingertips. So...Well. Fook doesn't think too much and he's pretty good with this.
Besides, before that, because of Fook's failing beginnings, he had a really, really horrible economy. He was bad with money. Bad at making it and somehow worse at keeping it and this was transferred to his people or perhaps his people transferred to him. Either way, he was in the gutter, party hopping and making a few bucks here and there on his knees in alleyways. He is ashamed of this, even if he pretends not to be. He now knows he was just ignoring his problems. He hasn't /stopped/ doing that but at least now he's aware of it.
Mr. Leader rescued him. In the most jackass way possible, but seriously. Does Fook deserve better~?
That's it!
Feel free to roleplay! Advanced lit to semi lit to script is accepted! Smut is awesome! People are awesome! Everything is awesome! The pairing PrusAmer is loved most of all! ♥
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Lets have an /awesome/ time!
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