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My Top 30 People I’d Love to Do—New for 2011
It’s that time of the year again, sweetings, where The Steam Countess lists her Top 30 People I’d Love to Do…or better yet, have them do bad things to me. It seems this list gets longer and longer but damn, there's just so many beautiful people in this world who need me to lust over them.

The names are in no particular order and all depends on mood and hair colour. In some cases I’ll even post photos so you too can enjoy all the deliciously decadent goodness that makes having sex fantasies so very worthwhile.

1. Sean Bean and Viggo Mortensen – Is it just me or are these two getting hotter as they get older? Yes, I love George R.R. Martin, but I'm really watching Game of Thrones because Sean is Eddard Stark personnified!

2. Perttu Kivilaakso and Eicca Toppinen – From Apocalyptica. Perttu is just pure sin and what he does on a cello should be considered indecent. And what can one say about Eicca and those incredible glacier-blue eyes and that mass of blonde hair? And those LIPS! The two make me want to move to Finland!

3. Karl Urban – Honestly I don’t think this man ever has a bad hair day. Scruffy just looks good on him.

4. Rain – From Ninja Assassin. This man’s got the abs from god! He’s also an incredibly talented singer. Go K-Pop!

5. Floor Jensen - Lead singer of the now disbanded metal band After Forever, but who’s back with ReVamp. A bodacious redhead with a voice that is simply awesome!!!

6. Simone Simmons – Lead singer of Epica. Yet another bodacious redhead with a killer voice. All I can say is, lucky ******** Oliver!

7. Morgan LeCroix – Lead singer of Mandragora Scream. She’s got these totally unique features and a voice that can blast paint from walls.

8. Steve Perry of Journey – Always my very first lust object and still one of the best rock vocalists in the world.

9. Djimon Honsou – Come on, all that luscious chocolate skin from head to toe...how could you not want him too? Unfortunately I question his taste in women. Kimora Lee Simmons? NOT!

10. Seal – Striking looks and an incredible voice. Lucky woman, that Heidi Klum!

11. Vanyel from Mercedes Lackey's Last Herald Mage trilogy – Fantasy fiction's most famous gay male character. It's the long dark hair. I recently found out that Michael Praed, who played Robin in BBC's classic series Robin of Sherwood, was Misty Lackey's inspiration for Vanyel. How cool is that?

12. Oscar Wilde – Yes, I know, he was gay, but we still could have had a lot of fun together. Not to mention he was a very snappy dresser, and I’m a sucker for sartorial splendor.

13. Lord Byron – Mad, bad and dangerous to know. Just my type.

14. Khan of Kamelot – "Ooh". That's all. When this man dresses in semi-priestly garb, I just feel like confessing to whatever he wants and of course penance is NO problem!

15. Zechs Merquise from Gundam Wing – The platinum-haired demigod who just made my panties wet every time he spoke. Duh, I know he’s an anime character, but does mean he can’t be hot?

16. Vane Kattalakis from Sherrilyn Kenyon's Dark Hunter saga – He would pwn that puppy Jacob Black without lifting a paw. He’s got a brother named Fang. Works for me.

17. Yuki from the manga series, Sensual Phrase – He's even hotter than the lead singer of Lucifer, Sakuya. Plays guitar, has mounds of long black hair and is too pretty for words. (Yes I have a thing for men with long, dark hair which explains my significant other).

18. Alex Rowe from the anime series, Last Exile – He's tall, dark haired and brooding like every good gothic hero should be. He's a man of few words and the cool under fire (to a point) captain of The Silvana. He also has a cane that's a rifle (a sure one-up on the old sword canes).

19. Daniel Radcliffe (aka Harry Potter) – He's of age now so he's fair game!

20. Keith Hamilton Cobb from Andromeda – When his character was gone, there wasn’t any reason to watch anymore. Those dreds, those lips...I met him by the way, and ladies, he's insanely gorgeous in RL.

21. Grace Jones – The uber diva, and the woman I want to be when I grow up. Sorry Lady Gaga, but Grace did it first and best!

22. Timmo Koltipelto of Stratovarius – Okay, so I'm also a sucker for hot blonde vocalists with long hair...and well, he's hot!

23. Tobias Sammet of Edguy/Advantasia – Yes, another hot blonde metal god who can tie me up and make me call him daddy.

24. Alexi "Wildchild" Laiho of Children of Bodom – There’s definitely a reason he’s called wildchild and I’d be open to finding out why.

25. Russell Allen of Symphony X – This man is tall, and I’m by no means a short chick. His voice is just amazing and he’s a very nice person in RL.

26. Gackt Camui – Formerly of Malice Mizer and now solo. This man is too effing beautiful for words (especially with the cornrows). Those lips, those eyes...Okay, so he claims to be a 467 year-old vampire...with looks like that, he can be whatever the hell he wants to be, and he can bite me any time he chooses!

27. Hyde – Of L'arc en Ciel and Vamps. Is there something in the water over in Japan that makes their men so indescribably hot? He’s got a killer voice, a hot bod and looks ******** awesome to be in his 40’s (hell, so do I). Thing is, I'd have to woo away from Gackt who says that he'd marry Hyde if he were female. Then again, I'd have no problems having them both (or both of them having me).

28. Mikaru (formerly of Dio Distraught Overlord) – Again I ask the question whether there’s something in the water over there? He’s got a totally distinctive vocal style, and I love when he does death-style growls.

29. Daemon Sadi from Anne Bishop’s Black Jewels series – Uhm, well, he’s near-immortal, was trained as a pleasure slave and well his nickname is The Sadist and for a very good reason. When he purrs about “dancing with The Sadist”, I just want to.

30. Fei Long Liu from The Viewfinder manga series by Ayano Yamane – All hail the king of bishonen men! Just looking at him holding a gun or the opium pipe and all that luscious black hair dressed in traditional Chinese garb…there’s just nothing better.


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