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Work and Colleagues

One of the things we really dont wanna do, but have to.
The only reason i started working is because is so damn expensive.
Momentarily im work in a cafe/restaurant.
Work can be really fun, esspecially when your Co-workers are idiots.

All jokes mostly made by my colleagues are sexual orientated.
So starting a sentence words like: "Saucage(s)" or "Star" gonna get them cranking.
One of the few questions they always ask is: "Geil of koek?" ( Translated: Horny or Cookie?" )

For those who dont know what kind of logic that sentence makes: A Dutch remake song of "Should i stay or should Go?" that is about a guy who tries to get a girl trying to act tough by saying that sentence.
http://www.lyrics.exactpages.com/Ben%20Je%20Geil%20Of%20Wil%20Je%20Een%20Koekje.html

My answer is always: Koek. And when they ask why i always answer: "I never combine work with pleasure."
And on average they ask it about 3 times a day, when i work.

Sometimes we can back at them at the most weirdest times.
Cause we dont have any place to put drinks ( its a small kitchen), we always have to ask the waiters and waitresses to get it for us.
The best way we ever made fun of those idiots was when of one the waitresses said : "What do you want?".
Cause we were already in a "jolly" mood, i answered: "You".
Playing along she replied: "Wants some ice with it.", naturely i played along and said: "That would be nice." And they others face went like: eek .

Sometimes they only wanna hear what they want to hear.
So last year when i went to Animecon2004, they started a rumor that i had a girl friend, just because they werent completely listening.
offcourse as funny as it is, my friends and i couldnt resist on making fun of them and test their stupidity by playing along.
So for almost 9 months and counting, their believing that im not single.