Some of these (if not all) r not that good sweatdrop .....sorry)
Q. If you're American when u go to the bathroom, and American when you leave the batheroom, what are you when your in the bathroom?
A: European (Yur-a-peein) razz
Q: Why did the man put an eye in the freezer?
A: He wanted to make an icicle.
Q: There were 2 flys on the toilet: One flew away, what happened to the other fly?
A: He got pissed off !!!
Q: Why did the blonde jump off the bridge???
A: She thought her maxi had wings!!!
Q: What do you do to get a cent in your poket if your poor?
A: FART
Q: How do you get a klenex to dance?
A: Put a Boogie in it!
Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left him!
Q: Mommy! Can I lick the bowl? Please!
A: Shut up and flush!
Q: How do you make a cat bark?
A: Soak it in gasoline and light a match. WOOOFFFF!
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