I woke up, about an hour later. with the words "you know who to call" in my head.
i grabbed the phone book, and turned it to the T section, the call went as follows:
Phone: ring ring ring ring ring ring click
person on the phone: hello, you have reached the teen titans, how may i help you?
D: well, i need your help titans, it is i, Durahan, but you can call me d;
person on the phone: ok, how can i help you Mr. D?
D: well, this guy, uberman, has stolen my jerky scarf, and my slippers, and i need them back, can you send someone to help me, like BB, or Starfire?
Person on the phone: listen i think you-
D: ok, awsome,
i gave her my adress
D: see you in a few.
I couldn't believe that the teen titans had agreed to help me. pretty soon, i heard my doorbell ring, and by doorbell ring, i mean, i heard someone knock on the door.
i looked out the window, i was hoping it wasnt my landlord, hes always pestering me, but when i looked out, i saw a 12 foot baby.
D: what the ******** is that?
10 foot baby: I heard that! you little s**t! i should ******** you up!
D: who the hell are you?
10 foot baby: dont you recognise me from the add, im the teen titan!
D: what the hell are you talking about?
Teen Titan: look at me, im 15 years old, i look like a ******** baby, i have the mouth of a godamn sailor, and i 12 the ******** feet the ******** tall.
D: oh....... i seem to have made a mistake. sorry, but uh, you can go.
Teen Titan: oh go can i? well, not without my ******** money, you know how much it costs having my own ******** hotline? it costs more than your ******** education.
D: well, i dont have any money, i just thought uh, that, well you know...
Teen Titan: you thought i was a ******** charity? well, i aint ******** leaving, til you ******** pay me! you little ********!
well, about an hour and a black eye, and a 26" color television later, the teen titan left. and i was still no closer to getting my jerky back.
maybe tomorow.
/sevillaugh
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