well, since i doubt many people remember my old story, entailing, demons from another realm and whatnot, i shall not bother explaining how and why it died, however exciting the story may or may not be, i will never tell it.
anyway, to the topic at hand,
Right at this very moment, i am standing at the bottom of a lake, wearing what appear to be, concrete shoes why? ill tell you why,
Uberman had my slippers, and my jerky scarf, and i wanted them back. so i went to his house, to investigate, and see if i could get them. but he wouldnt give them up.
D: Hey I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!!!!! GIVE ME BACK MY JERKY AND MY SLIPPERS OR SUFFER MY WRATH!!!!!
Uberman: WHAT WRATH!? YOU GOING TO THROW FLOWER PETALS ON ME??
and then he through a half empty milk carton at me.
D: ooooohhhhh!!!! YOU'RE GOING DOWN BUDDY!!!!
i ran to his door and began a series of what appeared to be coreographed kung fu moves, but unfortunatly, his door had a magic "anti fake kungfu" barrier, so it was useless.
suddenly, he burst from a window, and hit me with a cast iron skillet, i was out cold.
D:and now here i am.... slowly drowning, but wait, i see a glowing object approaching me. Its an origami swan with the face of a wildebeast. its telling me, to open up my mouth and breath, because im not under water, its just dark outside, and im not wearing concrete shoes, im just standing on the sidewalk.
Wildeswan: I am the origami wildeswan, you will call me that from now on, now, who the hell are you talking to, and why the hell did you just say all that out loud?!
the wildeswan rammed me, and sent me flying all the way back to my house, i had a rough landing.
i didn't get my jerky back, but i sure did make an interesting freind, and he's free of carbonation too.
the end....................or is it??!?!?!?!?!!?!?
/sevillaugh
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