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Durahan's Warehouse. This place used to be a high tech facility, but then the military left. And so did the bums who inhabited it. Now, it's just Durahan, and his strange chatter.


DarthNigguh
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so, earlier, i was riding my bike back from a friend's house, and i saw a cool looking pyramid thingy on the ground. so, i stopped, and picked it up. it began to glow in my hand, and i felt a strange wind blow over me. The very next instant i was standing in an arena. i heard strange crackling sounds. and i felt my bones began to shift.i was transforming! i fell to the ground, the pain was overwhelming!

finally, minutes later, the pain stopped, and i climbed to my feet. i was taller, and thinner. my clothes were looser. i grabbed my cd player, and took out the cd, to use it as a mirror. SHOCK!!

i couldn't believe what i saw! I had become BRUCE CAMPBELL!! of course, the first thing i did, was say "Groovy" but that was a given. I did some flexing and whatnot. and then i realized, i was in an arena full of people. when i looked at them they began to cheer.

They looked so strange. blue, and green people, with tentacles. i was frightened. but then, one of them came towars me, with a microphone.

"LET THE FIGHT BEGIN!!!" said the little man. just then, a wall behind him began to shift upwards. and out stepped. a giant sandwich!! "TONIGHT'S MAIN EVENT, 'CAMPBELL vs EKUSU'!!!! LET THE FIGHT BEGIN!!"

with that, Ekusu ran at me claws outstretched!! i leapt to the side, and i flew across the room! i didn't know my new strength. it roared and ran at me again. i sidestepped, and got behind it. i grabbed it by the waist and leapt into the air. i spun around and slamed it into the ground, german suplex style. i got up, and walked to the center of the arena.

"HAIL THE KING BABY!!!" i yelled, they all booed me.

"not.....just.........yet........" Ekusu said behind me. i turned to face hiim, but i was hit by a fire ball! it blew me across the arena, and slammed me into the wall. i thought i was done for, but i was barely even burned. i leapt back up, and tried to return fire!

"FIRE!!" i yelled. nothin happened. "BLAST!!" nothing. "FIREBALL!!" nothing. i hesitated, but i figured it couldnt hurt to try. "KAMEHAMEHA!!!" once again, nothing happened. but now i was feeling the fury, i did the hand gestures and motioned like i was firing a fireball and sure enough! a mighty ball of flame shot at Ekusu. it hit him straight on. His body burst into flames, and he fell to the ground. once again i yelled,

"HAIL TO THE KING BABY!!!" they all booed again. this time, ekusu didn't say anything. he was done for. i began to walk towards the big green exit sign, when suddenly i heard a gasp. i turned and saw the ashes of ekusu begin to rise!

Where he originally had a head, it was now all neck, at the end of the 4 foot neck, was his true head, but then, 2 more apeared, and grew out. 2 wings, and 2 tails spread from his back.

"I AM KING GEEDRA!!" he yelled. "YOU SHALL FALL BEFORE MEE!!!!" he jetted across the arena straight for me, his jaws open wide! i felt teeth sink into both shoulders, then i saw the middle head swing down for the final bite! my arm shot straight up and into the mouth! i felt the teeth sink in, and the bone break. i watched in horror as it ate my own arm!!

i kicked geedra in the stomach and leapt backwards. i was bleeding profusely.

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??!?" i yelled.

"this is only the beginning!! you are about to die! you don't need to miss your arm!!! YOU'LL BE SEING IT VERY SOON!!!"

all three mouths opened, and formed a triangle of energy! a huge ball of flame began to appear. Geedra began to laugh, and then the ball of flame shot right at me! i knew i couldn't run from it. so i did all i could think to do at that moment! i hid behind my left arm, and stuck my right arm out!

The fire ball bolted across the arena, and slammed into my stump of an arm! i felt the force of it, but it stopped. i looked, and saw the ball of fire stuck to my arm. i could FEEL it. so, i wiggled my fingers, and saw the ball of fire, suck into my arm, and form the hand and arm that had been taken!

"HAH!!" i yelled.

"WHAT??!!?" geedra screamed.

I darted straight at him, and punched him right in the chest. his mouths all let out a scream. and he exploded. smoke filled the arena, and chunks of his body, rained down apon me. i stood, in the center of the arena, bloody, and gory. and most importanly, victorious. finally, i said,

"ALL HAIL THE KING!!!" and they all cheered! i saw the pyramid thing, levitating above the remains of Geedra/ekusu's body. i looked around, flexed. and grabbed the pyramid. the very next instant, i was back on my bike by ampm. i said, "that was awesome, HEY LOOK A RACCOON" and i rode off into the night.




THE END





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sunspriteraven
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comment Commented on: Wed Mar 16, 2005 @ 09:09am
Oooooookay....that was interesting. whee sweatdrop


comment Commented on: Wed Mar 16, 2005 @ 09:22am
*Tries to envision Yugi-oh with a chain saw hand*.....hmmmmmmm....."grooovy." xd



Eulalia Danae
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Bootylicious_Enchantress
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comment Commented on: Mon May 16, 2005 @ 09:43am
Alright then......that was interesting.


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