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Okay I think I'm me again. *shakes head* Maybe... It's still a bit fuzzy up there. Well let me explain what happen so I can remember to avoid that lady next time. Okay it all started close to Valentine's Day. This mysterious lady showed up and then she disappeared REAL quick. I think that should have been a warning sign right there, but I did not head the neon sign. NEXT TIME!

ANYWAY, as I said this mysterious lady showed up and stuck around this time. She was pretty and very mysterious. She said she will give a fortune but only to pairs. Okay so I was all over that like white on rice I snagged the first arm near me and tore to that lady at record pace. What...I thought she meant fortune like a boat load of gold! How was I suppose to know she meant fortune like...cards. Well you can guess my surprise when it was the cards thing, but when I saw them I thought it would be fun. The next thing I know I'm going on a date with this stranger I never met till I snagged their arm! Apparently the date didn't go well but we kept trying only to give up a few years later.

Oddly enough MANY went like this. I mean normally if the date didn't go well I figured that would be the end of it. *shakes head* Nope, so I think that mysterious lady did some wicked bad juju which made me keep going. Though a couple were cute instead of kids I tended to have adopted pets puppies, star kitties that kind of thing. Not that I minded that especially with some of these strangers. Rarely did it ever work out. I was left at the alter a NUMBER of times. O_o I had no idea I was that unappealing. crying The worst part they would go for...my long lost friend! O_o Why, you were suppose to be my friend!!

Though I did have a few happy times I actually grew old and died...apparently I've reincarnated...not sure how that works but I'm still here. Very mysterious hoodoo going on here. Those were the best when they happened with my friends. I stalked a few of my friends just to snag them and go off to that mysterious lady and get our fortunes read. Some of them didn't turn out so well but others were really nice and fun. My husband and I got a good fortune he said it was the only fortune where he had a happy ending. I was happy because I got a happy ending with him too. ^_^

Oh and then there were the ones I where I died...I died...a lot. *nods* Yeah apparently either I pissed off a witch, the broom god or I'm far more accident prone then I realized. But yeah there were a number of times I was having a good ending but then I would suddenly have a "mysterious" accident with a broom and die. Now I still haven't figured out who I pissed off to be killed by a broom so much. I also haven't figured out how I'm still alive if I died via broom. But the biggest thing...how did I die exactly by this broom? Am I witch? I mean I know I was one for Halloween last year, but I rarely used my broom. Maybe that's it maybe my broom was mad that it didn't get used much during Halloween. ANYWAY, so yeah I'm still curious how I died by broom. Did I fall from it? Maybe I...well lets not go there that gets a big graphic especially with how my brain runs away with me and you know that very well don't you journal. Wouldn't want to give you nightmares after all you have to keep all my secrets.

So anyway, yeah I'm finally back to myself though a bit fuzzy upstairs but I think I'm me again. Though I did shrink for a while. I was little...and cute! I got to huggle my Master's kneecaps...it was all the higher I could jump and reach. Then she turned into thin air so I got to hug thin air that was awesome! So yeah that was fun though figuring out how to become a fuzzy little thing wasn't easy but with some help I finally figured it out. I might try it again I think I will...for Easter or maybe close to it not sure yet. I think...I'll become a bunny for awhile. Could be fun I just hope Thump Thump doesn't decide to eat me we're in the middle of training. It's...going...well... *shifty eyes* ... Okay so it's not great but it's going well! Okay until next time journal!

~Moon