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Fantastic greeting, valued customer! This is UNCLE BARASHNI of UNCLE BARASHNI'S POST: EXOTIC MOUNTS, PETS, AND FROZEN YOGURT!

For many long year I have known Puffalo as a good friend and almost like a daughter that I did not have! She has been very good for business! She IS business! And if YOU are reading this book YOU are business! Hello, business!
For what many years I am have been selling, legally, many creatures! Such fine exotic birds! You have to see them yourself! Come to BARASHNI'S TRADING POST and we will SHOW YOU THE BIRDS! If you- Are you looking looking for a riding stallion that shoots FIRE from the HORSE MOUTH?! We will show you that horse! Buy a pet! Buy Frozen Ice Cream! We LOVE it when YOU see the birds AND have a taste of the Frozen Ice Cream! Kids LOVE the birds! Adults do too!

When Puffalo asked to make this book I hit her!

But not hard enough because she still wrote this book! [[The text is messy during this line from Barashni's great laughter while writing it]]

But then the book hit ME! A great idea for successful young and old alike who wants to be EXPERT beast handlers! Do not get bit! That will make you NOT a good tamer, but this book will explain!

If YOU would like to not get bit or if YOU want to see the birds READ THIS BOOK. This book WILL SHOW YOU THE BIRDS. You can BUY THE BIRDS from BARASHNI'S POST!!

This book is legal!

YOU will read this book and become GREAT beast tamer like BARASHNI and PUFFALO and you WILL NOT GET BIT and you WILL SEE THE BIRDS.

We have fun at Barashni's post! YOU will love to read this book and become a part of the FUN and work! You will bring us the birds and be a part of the FUN! That's why at Barashni's Post we say:



Looking for EXPERT beast handlers, tamers, and breeders? Best griffins this side of the grand severed mountains AT:

BARASHNI'S POST: EXOTIC MOUNTS, PETS, AND FROZEN YOGURT!

Our NON-COMMISION WARLOCKS won't rest until YOU get YOUR griffin or other exotic or otherwise magical pet or mount!!!! Cockatrice, barking leocratta, brontothere, sabre-fanged featherwyvern and camahueto galore! Only at Barashni's Post located in several easy locations! Just look for the cracked jasper obelisks that say UNCLE BARASHNI and YOU will be ON YOUR WAY to getting YOUR DREAM QIRIN OR OTHER MYTHOLOGICAL OR OTHERWISE MAGICAL BEAST, PET, OR STEED.

Low on funds? Bad credit?? NO CREDIT?! No problem! Barashni's post offers a unique Arrearment Inking Debt System(tm) !!! It's so easy! One of our NON-COMMISION WARLOCKS WILL be ready to transfer a magical credential ink that gives a harmless burning sensation whenever credit is due! And paying has never been simpler! Gold sovereigns! Uncursed Gemstones! Precious Heirlooms! Shekels! Jade! Rupees! We take it all!

Be sure to ask one of our NON-COMMISION WARLOCKS about our Bag of Jaunting (tm)!! Barashni's Post's unique Bag of Jaunting (tm) is the ONLY magical pay service that will accept payments from no matter WHERE you are in any dimension! And the best part of the Bag of Jaunting (tm)? The Bag of Jaunting (tm) comes with it's own summoning whistle! Just blow the Bag of Jaunting (tm) Summoning Whistle (tm) and the Bag of Jaunting (tm) will COME TO YOU! Then insert YOUR preffered method of payment INTO the Bag of Jaunting (tm) and WATCH as your Arrearment Inking Debtor's Symbol (tm) vanishes like MAGIC (tm)!!

Have kids?? Buy them some of our Uncle Barashni's Best Frozen Yogurt(tm) best frozen yogurt past the grand severed mountain(r)!

That's Barashni's Post! Just look for the cracked jasper obelisk that says- UNCLE BARASHNI! Our NON-COMMISSION WARLOCKS are waiting for you! Hundreds of traveling merchants! Just look for the caravan that says UNCLE BARASHNI!!

Eat at Barashni's