OK SO IF YOU READ MY LAST JOURNAL, YOU KNOW THIS IS WHERE THE PLAN IS EXPLAINED. AS OF RIGHT NOW, I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE PLAN IS GOING TO BE, BUT I'LL FIGURE IT OUT AS I GO ALLONG. IN THE PREVIOUS JOURNALS I'VE WRIITEN A STORY ABOUT MYSELF AND MY FRIEND AUDREY TRYING TO RESCUE MY BEST FRIEND AND SISTER KATY (NOT TECHNICALLY SISTER, BUT YOU GET THE GIST, LOL.) ON OUR WAY WE RUN INTO MANY CELEBRITIES, ALL OF WHICH END UP ABONDONING US IN NYC (ONE LETTER AWAY FROM NYK, MY NAME.) AFTER WE ARE LEFT BEHIND WE FACE THE TASK OF FINDIN A WAY TO COMPLETE OUR PLAN TO RESCUE KATY ON OUR OWN. WE NEED TO SAVE KATY AND END THE REIGN OF THE EVIL BISEXUAL b***h TILA TEQUILA, AND HER BICURIOUS SIDE KICK DANI (MY WAITRESS FROM H(.)(.)TERS.) FINALLY WE END UP ATOP OF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING WITH TILA AND DANI AND FEMBOT KATY.
THE PLAN STARTED BACK A COUPLE OF JOURNALS BACK. DREY, JACK BLACK, AND MYSELF ARE IN NEW YORK AND NEED TO FIND A WAY TO DEFETE TILA AND DANI. SUDDENLY WE DECIDE THAT IT WOULD BE BETTER TO GO ON WITH OUT JACK. SO WE DUMP HIM, BUT NOT WITH OUT THINKING UP THE AROUSING YET UTTERLY REPULSIVE PLAN.
NOW FOR THE PLAN: PREVIOUSLY I HAVEN'T DICLOSED THE ACTUAL PLAN, NOW IT'S TIME. ME AND AUDREY AND JACK DECIDED IT WOULD BE BEST FOR A PLAN THAT NO ONE WOULD SUSPECT. AFTER JACK LEFT IT WAS UP TO ME AND DREY. THIS PLAN IS THE REASON DREY WAS ACTING ALL FLIRTY WITH ME, AND THE REASON WE ACTED LIKE A MARRIED COUPLE IN FRONT OF THE VILLIANS. WE NEEDED TO BOTH FLIRT WITH THE VILLIANESSES, AND EACH OTHER. I WOULD START TO MAKE OUT WITH DREY AS A DISTRACTION THAT WOULD FREAK OUT DANI AND TILA, WHILE JACK WOULD SNEAK UP AND GO SAVE KATY. NOW THAT WE WERE WITH OUT JACK WE NEEDED TO ALTER THE PLAN. NOW IT'S UP TO ME AND DREY TO DISTRACT THE EVIL CELEBRITY AND THE WAITRESS BY FLIRTING WITH THEM. WE WERE TO FLIRT WITH THE VILLIANESSES UNTIL WE WERE SURE OF WICH ONE OF US THEY LIKED BEST. ONCE IT WAS DECIDED, WE WOULD START A FOURSUM TOGETHER WITH THE VILLIANESSES AND OURSELVES. THE CHOSEN ONE OF US WOULD STAY WHILE THE OTHER WOULD HAVE TO SLIP OUT OF IT AND RESCUE KATY.
GROSS HUH? YEAH ITS REALLY DISTURBING I KNOW BUT IT IS SEXUALLY AROUSING YET VERY DISTURBING. THINKING OF THIS PLAN NOW KINDA MAKES ME WANT TO BARF, BUT HEY, IT'S AN ATTRACTIVE CAST SO TO AN OUTSIDER WOULD BE ARROUSED. I'M KINDA UN EASY POSTING THIS CAUSE IT'S KINDA BAD, BUT I CAN'T THINK OF ANY OTHER WAY TO FINISH THIS.
--------------------------------------------------
NEXT ISSUE I WILL GO INTO DETAIL ABOUT WHAT REALLY HAPPENS WHEN WE TRY OUT THE PLAN. IT MAY WORK OUT, IT MAY NOT. YOU'LL SEE. WELL UNTILL NEXT TIME, THANKS FOR READING!!!
 yellowsubmarine1969 · Tue Jun 30, 2009 @ 04:15am · 3 Comments |
