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Well. I don't have much to say, which is a first. I have found several signs of the end of the world though.
First: Donna, who is usually really nice to everyone, never hitting them, never cussing, nothing like that, has been hitting several people, as well as cussing.
Second: Kylie, who is always hitting someone, can no longer hit her targets, even if they don't move.
Third: I have been compelled to stop cussing every other word in real life, which is weird because I usually never stop cussing. Plus, I don't hit people as often.
Fourth: Nolan, who usually has an answer for everything, no longer knows the answers to everything.
Fifth: People who used to ignore each other and fight constantly are now acknowledging each other and acting civil towards one another.
Sixth: All the hurricanes, flooding, tornadoes, volcanic eruptions, and earthquakes that have been happening.
Seventh: High gas prices.
Eighth: I said so.
You see that? Eight good signs of the end of the world. How much more proof could one need? I believe the end is coming and that once it comes, a state of anarchy will instate itself. Then, I can unite all peoples left on earth and make the earth prosper again. I will be the supreme ruler and peace-keeper. The world will be mine and it will be better. There will be no discrimination, no wars, no disorder. So, await the coming of the end and my rise to power!!!
In other news, buy sulfer-scented air now! Low prices and going fast! Get it while it lasts!! Enquire inside. xd (AwakeningAnger-you know what I'm talking about. rofl )