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Koiyuki
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 6:24 am


What would be the best way to treat one? (this was my original first post in the previous IPG and i figured it'll do some good for thee newcomers that are bound to flood in.)
PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 6:37 am


Call me stupid, but...

First timers in what? Sex? Or here in this guild?

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 11:31 am


Heh, well, I would have to say that I think that people should go to the Teen Sex Pregnancy and Childbirth Guild, run by Nikolita. She is a VERY intellegent pervert and has really cool stickies about first time sex, STDs and all kinds of pregnancy stuff.

I'll ask her if we can link her guild.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:05 pm


Oni-Angel
Heh, well, I would have to say that I think that people should go to the Teen Sex Pregnancy and Childbirth Guild, run by Nikolita. She is a VERY intellegent pervert and has really cool stickies about first time sex, STDs and all kinds of pregnancy stuff.

I'll ask her if we can link her guild.

Heh, Perv's unite, i like that idea, Oni, hope she does, too. And i meant as in sex, Anglyes.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 5:29 pm


Sex wise, if you're both noobs..that is to say virgins, don't feel retarded trying to figure out how stick a) fits into slot b) and also, lots and lots of foreplay so it feels natural and not so much on the spot.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 5:36 pm


"Is it... this one?"

"... That's my ear, love."

"Oh. Sorry."

( In response to Ruby's above post, this is. Not offtopic spam. =o )

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 5:56 pm


Tailos
"Is it... this one?"

"... That's my ear, love."

"Oh. Sorry."

( In response to Ruby's above post, this is. Not offtopic spam. =o )


And even though I don't like blond jokes that much...the above quote reminds me of one.

Just remember that sex, like anything requires practice...lots and LOTS of practice. wink
PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 6:01 pm


Oni-Angel
And even though I don't like blond jokes that much...the above quote reminds me of one.

Just remember that sex, like anything requires practice...lots and LOTS of practice. wink


Sorry. I was going off the whole male-being-new-to-finding-the-right-hole thing. Not a blonde joke. =O

Practice? I'm quite sure that I agree. One can only improve skills with practice, and if one wants to be Leet Master Sex Ninja, one should train hourly.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:46 am


Oni-Angel

Just remember that sex, like anything requires practice...lots and LOTS of practice. wink


Emm...yes...I'm sure you and Morgan have had plenty of *cough* practice... redface redface redface *needs practice* razz

At any rate, i think with a first timer, it's best not to set the bar too high, because your first night probab;ly won't be magical or an adventure in self discovery, it'll most likely awkward as hell. Just try to loosen up *but not with drinks, you'l want to remember yur first night wink * and have fun with it, because lord knows theres already enough tension in the room...
PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 12:33 pm


I think it would be helpful if questions were allowed to be asked with
responses and answers, not flames.
No age discrimination.
Realism.
Etc.
It would help out if there were a question-and-answer thread, maybe?
Of course we'd have to be careful with how into detail we got.
Hmm, a link thread?

I Say!


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 12:35 pm


I Say!
I think it would be helpful if questions were allowed to be asked with
responses and answers, not flames.
No age discrimination.
Realism.
Etc.
It would help out if there were a question-and-answer thread, maybe?
Of course we'd have to be careful with how into detail we got.
Hmm, a link thread?


Hmm....good question, I Say! I'll think about it...*goes to post new sticky*
PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 11:06 pm


Oni-Angel
Heh, well, I would have to say that I think that people should go to the Teen Sex Pregnancy and Childbirth Guild, run by Nikolita. She is a VERY intellegent pervert and has really cool stickies about first time sex, STDs and all kinds of pregnancy stuff.

I'll ask her if we can link her guild.

redface You're too nice to me Oni-Angel. redface

You guys can link my guild up in yours, if you'd like. I have no problems with it. 3nodding

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 11:10 pm


Nikolita
Oni-Angel
Heh, well, I would have to say that I think that people should go to the Teen Sex Pregnancy and Childbirth Guild, run by Nikolita. She is a VERY intellegent pervert and has really cool stickies about first time sex, STDs and all kinds of pregnancy stuff.

I'll ask her if we can link her guild.

redface You're too nice to me Oni-Angel. redface

You guys can link my up in yours, if you'd like. I have no problems with it. 3nodding


Would you be willing to help out with that? I know it's YOUR guild, so I want to make sure that everything is sanctioned by you! ^_^ *huggles*
PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 11:12 pm


Oni-Angel
Nikolita
Oni-Angel
Heh, well, I would have to say that I think that people should go to the Teen Sex Pregnancy and Childbirth Guild, run by Nikolita. She is a VERY intellegent pervert and has really cool stickies about first time sex, STDs and all kinds of pregnancy stuff.

I'll ask her if we can link her guild.

redface You're too nice to me Oni-Angel. redface

You guys can link my up in yours, if you'd like. I have no problems with it. 3nodding


Would you be willing to help out with that? I know it's YOUR guild, so I want to make sure that everything is sanctioned by you! ^_^ *huggles*

It's no problem. I know you guys would prefer I don't link to the IPG in my guild, so I'm not going to do that. smile
But what did you want me to help out with? I'll do what you guys want me to do, no problem. Anything for you guys! mrgreen

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 10:04 am


Nikolita
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Nikolita
Oni-Angel
Heh, well, I would have to say that I think that people should go to the Teen Sex Pregnancy and Childbirth Guild, run by Nikolita. She is a VERY intellegent pervert and has really cool stickies about first time sex, STDs and all kinds of pregnancy stuff.

I'll ask her if we can link her guild.

redface You're too nice to me Oni-Angel. redface

You guys can link my up in yours, if you'd like. I have no problems with it. 3nodding


Would you be willing to help out with that? I know it's YOUR guild, so I want to make sure that everything is sanctioned by you! ^_^ *huggles*

It's no problem. I know you guys would prefer I don't link to the IPG in my guild, so I'm not going to do that. smile
But what did you want me to help out with? I'll do what you guys want me to do, no problem. Anything for you guys! mrgreen

Hmm....*goes to put a suggestion in the Mod thread*
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