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 Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 3:33 pm
Say, what's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?A drunk driver will run a stop sign, but
a stoned driver waits for it to turn green.
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 4:12 pm
faolan Say, what's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?A drunk driver will run a stop sign, but
a stoned driver waits for it to turn green. 4 out of 4 agree this is funny...
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 6:44 pm
It's funnier when you're watching it happen...
(the waiting for it to turn green part, that is) xd
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 3:51 pm
Haha, my mom has honestly done this before.
((Yes she smokes.)) It was hilarius.
I was just like, "Uhh.. Mom. Its not gonna change."
And she's all, "Oh, s**t." And started driveing again.
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 7:52 pm
rofl rofl It's funniest when a parent does it, I think (and I've seen my dad do it) -- except for the time my sister did it, not five minutes after having told me the joke.
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:41 pm
dude thats not funny. I got pulled over that way, no ******** lie. stressed
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:00 pm
You got pulled over waiting for the stop sign to turn green? You're right, that's a total buzzkill. crying
One of the guys I know got pulled over and the cop searched the car; found his brand-new bong and put it on the roof of the car while he searchrd more, jiggling the car, of course. The bong fell, and the cop then had no evidence and had technically destroyed private property. I'm told he stuttered something about considering this a warning, and left. o_O;
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:57 am
faolan You got pulled over waiting for the stop sign to turn green? You're right, that's a total buzzkill. crying
One of the guys I know got pulled over and the cop searched the car; found his brand-new bong and put it on the roof of the car while he searchrd more, jiggling the car, of course. The bong fell, and the cop then had no evidence and had technically destroyed private property. I'm told he stuttered something about considering this a warning, and left. o_O; !!! rofl .....sorta
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:23 pm
how's this okay back story: i got two friends both named john for sanities sake we'll call them john1 and john2. So we were helping john2 move yesterday and he had left a used condom under the bed to get back at his bitchass landlord and john1 found more now john1 has a child with special needs and brought him along for the ride(the 3 of us are throughly stoned at the time by the way) so john1's kid is like what is it and he's like its a balloon so the kid says i want a balloon so john blows it up now remember this thing has spermicide on it and he gives it a little flick in the air so i turn around and grab something and all i hear is, 'no don't.' 'hey this tastes like butter.' the kid had went to grab the "balloon" got the spermicide on his fingers and licked it off. xd
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:18 am
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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 2:57 pm
I almost threw up when I read that post...
icky.. caca.... xp
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 5:09 am
faolan You got pulled over waiting for the stop sign to turn green? You're right, that's a total buzzkill. crying
One of the guys I know got pulled over and the cop searched the car; found his brand-new bong and put it on the roof of the car while he searchrd more, jiggling the car, of course. The bong fell, and the cop then had no evidence and had technically destroyed private property. I'm told he stuttered something about considering this a warning, and left. o_O; A friend of mine had a real catastrophe! The Cops were visiting him and searched everything off. Then a cop came, with a brand new glass bong:" Is that yours?" and dropped it to the ground. Then this friend tried to resist the arresting. He even had to spend a few nights in a sanitarium.
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:41 pm
ZanderTheWise how's this okay back story: i got two friends both named john for sanities sake we'll call them john1 and john2. So we were helping john2 move yesterday and he had left a used condom under the bed to get back at his bitchass landlord and john1 found more now john1 has a child with special needs and brought him along for the ride(the 3 of us are throughly stoned at the time by the way) so john1's kid is like what is it and he's like its a balloon so the kid says i want a balloon so john blows it up now remember this thing has spermicide on it and he gives it a little flick in the air so i turn around and grab something and all i hear is, 'no don't.' 'hey this tastes like butter.' the kid had went to grab the "balloon" got the spermicide on his fingers and licked it off. xd That is ******** disgusting. I feel bad for that child.
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 8:47 pm
Hellraver faolan You got pulled over waiting for the stop sign to turn green? You're right, that's a total buzzkill. crying
One of the guys I know got pulled over and the cop searched the car; found his brand-new bong and put it on the roof of the car while he searchrd more, jiggling the car, of course. The bong fell, and the cop then had no evidence and had technically destroyed private property. I'm told he stuttered something about considering this a warning, and left. o_O; A friend of mine had a real catastrophe! The Cops were visiting him and searched everything off. Then a cop came, with a brand new glass bong:" Is that yours?" and dropped it to the ground. Then this friend tried to resist the arresting. He even had to spend a few nights in a sanitarium. ....D= Why would you do that too a perfectly good bong? WHYY??? I'm...horrified...Truly...
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:38 am
ZanderTheWise how's this okay back story: i got two friends both named john for sanities sake we'll call them john1 and john2. So we were helping john2 move yesterday and he had left a used condom under the bed to get back at his bitchass landlord and john1 found more now john1 has a child with special needs and brought him along for the ride(the 3 of us are throughly stoned at the time by the way) so john1's kid is like what is it and he's like its a balloon so the kid says i want a balloon so john blows it up now remember this thing has spermicide on it and he gives it a little flick in the air so i turn around and grab something and all i hear is, 'no don't.' 'hey this tastes like butter.' the kid had went to grab the "balloon" got the spermicide on his fingers and licked it off. 
It tastes like butter?
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