DRAGONSPACE MMXVI - LEXICON
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THE DRAGONSPACEFORGER'S POCKET DICTIONARY
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111DOKU MODULATOR - A recent technological advancement in hyperdrive control, which is believed to have been stolen from Bleepblorp 111. The 111doku modulator allows hyperdrive speeds to increase without any loss of mass or shrinking done upon the starship and its crew
1337 - The language of Hell
ABYSS OF DEPTHSPACE, THE - To spaceforgers, the closest thing to Hell. Where ships go to die
ACIDZYME - An Andro-Tobor enzyme secreted in robotulated digestive systems. Although not actually acidic, it has corrosive properties
ADORABILITY - The measure of cute potential in an object
AERATIONCLAX MOLECULARS - Air particles
AERODYNAMICATIONS - The additions to a ship that can be activated or deactivated to alter its aerodynamics
AFTERLIFE HIGH - The secondary form of afterlife, next to the Astral Plane, in which the holy experience very fast times. Can only be achieved after receiving the Hug of the Abrazandria
AFQ ATHLON POWTRONIC LASER RIFLE - Standard-issue laser rifles distributed by JahoKorp. They fire less potent lazers, hence the reason why they are not awesome enough to merit a "z" in their name
ALCOHOLITRONS - Robotulated beverages containing small percentages of alcohol
ANDROCEREBROMEMORTEX- The memory storage center of an Andro-Tobor’s robocortex
ANDRO-LIFIER- Andro-Tobor specialized in repairs of other Andro-Tobor
ANGSTODYNAMICS - A cutting-edge form of thermodynamics that argues that cynicism is the source of all entropy in the universe. Theorizes that the unhappiness of the universe can only be transferred or transformed, not created or destroyed, and that for every interpersonal reaction, the cynicism of the universe increases
ANKLON - A robotulated ankle
ARRIVISITATION CODE - On many popular and/or unstable planets, an authorization code delivered to the government stating the purpose and location of an arriving ship
ANTERIOPASSAGEWAY - The corridors situated just before the bridge, at the stern of a starship
ARTERION- The Andro-Tobor form of arteries; carry electrical current instead of blood
ARTIFICILES INTELLECTUOSA - Sudden self-awareness occurring in computer programs
ASTRAL PLANE - The great love colony at the end of the universe
ATHEROSCORRIDOR - The corridors towards the bulk end and cargo bay of a ship, which has a thick lining of insulation that serves no purpose besides hiding holes for cornered crewmembers.
ATMOSPHERITAT- A habitat that requires very precise atmospheric conditions in order for the creatures living in it to function
AXE-DUELING - A Jahovian form of gladiatorial combat involving axes
BAGAJILLION - The equivalent of a number containing one followed by one billion zeroes
BAKERYSHIP - A ship that acts as a floating shop for baked goods. Also believed to have a hull made of impenetrable and delicious dough
BATTERCELL - An organic form of battery, which provides ATP instead of electric current
BATTLEGION-PLAYING GAME - A wargame in which the players assume the roles of fictional creatures
BINARATION - The state of calculating through use of binary
BIOSYSTEMATICS - The robotulated body systems used by the Andro-Tobor
BITDATASTREAM - To steal the data streaming from a planet by use of sub-absolute zero bit detection systems
BLEEP - The sound made by Andro-Tobor alarms
BLIP - The sound made by radar
BLITZSLUG RIDING - A sport common among Jahovian humanoforms, in which Jahovian slugoforms are ridden down steep hills at rates approaching the speed of light
BLOODBEACH - The sea on Bleepblorp 111 is filled with the blood of the victims of Andro-Tobor invasions, and therefore the sands of the coastlines are blackened by dried blood
BLORP - The characteristic sound of the Deus Ex Machina Button
BLUDGETICIPATION - The anxious excitement occuring before a good bludgeoning
BOARDIFY - To land on a planet with the intent to disembark
BODIFUNCTOR - The Andro-Tobor form of a body
BRACHIOARTHRITICSOCIOPATHIC PHOBIA SYNDROME - If you have this, you'd better pray for a swift death. Symptoms include fear of the sun, severe joint pain, the tendency to have no remorse for causing pain to others, and sore throat
BRAINMODULE - In cybohumans, the robotulated module that contains the brain (or remnants of)
BROGNOSIVE - Evasion by strafing and spinning around at the same time
BULKFLOOR - The section of a ship’s bridge where the captain places the rest of his crew, as a captain must always be higher up on the bridge than anyone else
CALCERMIZE - To surmise through careful calculation
CALCULIZATIUS - A highly advanced form of calculus performed by Andro-Tobor
CALCULIZE - To perform calculizatius
CAR- The only known protection against Lions. Cars were developed in the early ages of man, but seem to be impenetrable even by the claws of the giant felines
CARNOMATE - An element that, in large amounts, carries the emergent property of extreme hardness. Excellent for making protective coverings
CATSILLADE - A sudden rush of cats summoned by the Vorpal Dirk of Eternal Felines
CATULECULES - The molecules that make up felines
CHEMIZYME - An enzyme made of synthetic proteins
CHIPSETOLOGICS - Augmentations created for cybohumans
CIRCUITBRACK - The circuits inside the bodifunctor of an Andro-Tobor that are attached to the robotulated spinal cord by brackets
CLICKNORT - The standard measurement of distance in the Andro-Tobor, equivalent to 200 lightyears
COFFEE MECHINOID - A sentient and very romantic coffee dispenser sold by Nutrimatic
COGNIPROCESSOR - The section of a cybohuman brainmodule that acts as the frontal lobe
COMBOBULATE - To coordinate in confusion
COMBUSTULATE - To use explosive force in order to procure motion
COMMANDEORITHIZE- To take over with extreme authority
COMMUNICOTOBOR - An Andro-Tobor specializing in ship-to-ship and ship-to-planet communication
COMPARTMENTAL - Modeled after the human mitochondria, compartments that fold in on themselves to increase surface area
COMPTROLLER - The Andro-Tobor form of a computer, capable of both calculifying and controllifying. It performs the action of an auto-pilot while it is also capable of blowing things up
COMPUTA-CENTRE - see robocortex
CONDUCTRO - A device used to bring electric current back into dead circuits
CONTRATON - The equivalent of thirty thousand metric tonnes
COOKIE DOUGH ESCAPE ROCKETS - Escape pods powered by cookie dough and shielded by delicious frosting
CORANDINOR - Andro-Tobor experts on Magical Lifeforms
CORTICOANABOLISTEROIDS - The Intergalactic Juice, capable of stopping muscle spasms as well as making muscles larger
COUNTRY MUSIC - A specific format of sound waves potent enough to cause even inorganic substances to bleed to death
CRALIGATE - To navigate while crawling
CRAWNWORM - A giant asteroid-dwelling worm famous for its incredibly large fecal matter
CROZUILUS, THE - Flagship of the Andro-Tobor empire
CRYOGENETIC ENHANCIFICATION - The practice of altering the genetic code of substances while they are frozen, thus preventing nasty mutations
CYBERTRONIC POWERJET - A thruster controlled by some form of cyborg
CYBOHUMAN - A humanoform consisting of at least 50% cyborg parts
CYBERGONIC - Cybernetic lifeforms that are still capable of using chemical reactions to produce energy
