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PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 3:58 pm


DRAGONSPACE MMXVI - LEXICON


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THE DRAGONSPACEFORGER'S POCKET DICTIONARY

The galaxy can be a thoroughly confusing and wordy place. The Dragonspaceforger's Pocket Dictionary is a 1,847,395,206 (and counting) word companion to any Spaceforger ready to travel murky depthspace. Currently in its 6,420th edition, The Dragonspaceforger's Pocket Dictionary is the most readily updated dictionary in the known universe. If you're going to make the jump to hyperspace, make it with Dragonspaceforger's.

PRAISE FOR THE DRAGONSPACEFORGER'S POCKET DICTIONARY
  • "It's so light and easy to carry! I couldn't believe that it only weighed seventy pounds!" - Jorgen Versnorth, author of So You Want to Copulate Outside Your Species?

  • "I was shocked at the plethora of knowledge stored in The Dragonspaceforger's Pocket Dictionary. I never leave homeworld without it!" - Anna Quindlen's Disembodied Head, editor-in-chief of the New Blork Space-Times

  • "I have followed Dragonspaceforger's through almost 6,420 editions. Never before have I discovered a dictionary so accurate and so up-to-date!" Riftog Clixsar, Intergalactic Ambassador of the Angry Beards

  • "Not only has Dragonspaceforger's been my number one source on the hippest new galactic vernacular since I began my journeys on the frontier, it has also been my lover and constant companion on long spaceforges." - Jonathan Wilhamtinth, Spaceforger

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# - C

111DOKU MODULATOR - A recent technological advancement in hyperdrive control, which is believed to have been stolen from Bleepblorp 111. The 111doku modulator allows hyperdrive speeds to increase without any loss of mass or shrinking done upon the starship and its crew

1337 - The language of Hell

ABYSS OF DEPTHSPACE, THE - To spaceforgers, the closest thing to Hell. Where ships go to die

ACIDZYME - An Andro-Tobor enzyme secreted in robotulated digestive systems. Although not actually acidic, it has corrosive properties

ADORABILITY - The measure of cute potential in an object

AERATIONCLAX MOLECULARS - Air particles

AERODYNAMICATIONS - The additions to a ship that can be activated or deactivated to alter its aerodynamics

AFTERLIFE HIGH - The secondary form of afterlife, next to the Astral Plane, in which the holy experience very fast times. Can only be achieved after receiving the Hug of the Abrazandria

AFQ ATHLON POWTRONIC LASER RIFLE - Standard-issue laser rifles distributed by JahoKorp. They fire less potent lazers, hence the reason why they are not awesome enough to merit a "z" in their name

ALCOHOLITRONS - Robotulated beverages containing small percentages of alcohol

ANDROCEREBROMEMORTEX- The memory storage center of an Andro-Tobor’s robocortex

ANDRO-LIFIER- Andro-Tobor specialized in repairs of other Andro-Tobor

ANGSTODYNAMICS - A cutting-edge form of thermodynamics that argues that cynicism is the source of all entropy in the universe. Theorizes that the unhappiness of the universe can only be transferred or transformed, not created or destroyed, and that for every interpersonal reaction, the cynicism of the universe increases

ANKLON - A robotulated ankle

ARRIVISITATION CODE - On many popular and/or unstable planets, an authorization code delivered to the government stating the purpose and location of an arriving ship

ANTERIOPASSAGEWAY - The corridors situated just before the bridge, at the stern of a starship

ARTERION- The Andro-Tobor form of arteries; carry electrical current instead of blood

ARTIFICILES INTELLECTUOSA - Sudden self-awareness occurring in computer programs

ASTRAL PLANE - The great love colony at the end of the universe

ATHEROSCORRIDOR - The corridors towards the bulk end and cargo bay of a ship, which has a thick lining of insulation that serves no purpose besides hiding holes for cornered crewmembers.

ATMOSPHERITAT- A habitat that requires very precise atmospheric conditions in order for the creatures living in it to function

AXE-DUELING - A Jahovian form of gladiatorial combat involving axes

BAGAJILLION - The equivalent of a number containing one followed by one billion zeroes

BAKERYSHIP - A ship that acts as a floating shop for baked goods. Also believed to have a hull made of impenetrable and delicious dough

BATTERCELL - An organic form of battery, which provides ATP instead of electric current

BATTLEGION-PLAYING GAME - A wargame in which the players assume the roles of fictional creatures

BINARATION - The state of calculating through use of binary

BIOSYSTEMATICS - The robotulated body systems used by the Andro-Tobor

BITDATASTREAM - To steal the data streaming from a planet by use of sub-absolute zero bit detection systems

BLEEP - The sound made by Andro-Tobor alarms

BLIP - The sound made by radar

BLITZSLUG RIDING - A sport common among Jahovian humanoforms, in which Jahovian slugoforms are ridden down steep hills at rates approaching the speed of light

BLOODBEACH - The sea on Bleepblorp 111 is filled with the blood of the victims of Andro-Tobor invasions, and therefore the sands of the coastlines are blackened by dried blood

BLORP - The characteristic sound of the Deus Ex Machina Button

BLUDGETICIPATION - The anxious excitement occuring before a good bludgeoning

BOARDIFY - To land on a planet with the intent to disembark

BODIFUNCTOR - The Andro-Tobor form of a body

BRACHIOARTHRITICSOCIOPATHIC PHOBIA SYNDROME - If you have this, you'd better pray for a swift death. Symptoms include fear of the sun, severe joint pain, the tendency to have no remorse for causing pain to others, and sore throat

BRAINMODULE - In cybohumans, the robotulated module that contains the brain (or remnants of)

BROGNOSIVE - Evasion by strafing and spinning around at the same time

BULKFLOOR - The section of a ship’s bridge where the captain places the rest of his crew, as a captain must always be higher up on the bridge than anyone else

CALCERMIZE - To surmise through careful calculation

CALCULIZATIUS - A highly advanced form of calculus performed by Andro-Tobor

CALCULIZE - To perform calculizatius

CAR- The only known protection against Lions. Cars were developed in the early ages of man, but seem to be impenetrable even by the claws of the giant felines

CARNOMATE - An element that, in large amounts, carries the emergent property of extreme hardness. Excellent for making protective coverings

CATSILLADE - A sudden rush of cats summoned by the Vorpal Dirk of Eternal Felines

CATULECULES - The molecules that make up felines

CHEMIZYME - An enzyme made of synthetic proteins

CHIPSETOLOGICS - Augmentations created for cybohumans

CIRCUITBRACK - The circuits inside the bodifunctor of an Andro-Tobor that are attached to the robotulated spinal cord by brackets

CLICKNORT - The standard measurement of distance in the Andro-Tobor, equivalent to 200 lightyears

COFFEE MECHINOID - A sentient and very romantic coffee dispenser sold by Nutrimatic

COGNIPROCESSOR - The section of a cybohuman brainmodule that acts as the frontal lobe

COMBOBULATE - To coordinate in confusion

COMBUSTULATE - To use explosive force in order to procure motion

COMMANDEORITHIZE- To take over with extreme authority

COMMUNICOTOBOR - An Andro-Tobor specializing in ship-to-ship and ship-to-planet communication

COMPARTMENTAL - Modeled after the human mitochondria, compartments that fold in on themselves to increase surface area

COMPTROLLER - The Andro-Tobor form of a computer, capable of both calculifying and controllifying. It performs the action of an auto-pilot while it is also capable of blowing things up

COMPUTA-CENTRE - see robocortex

CONDUCTRO - A device used to bring electric current back into dead circuits

CONTRATON - The equivalent of thirty thousand metric tonnes

COOKIE DOUGH ESCAPE ROCKETS - Escape pods powered by cookie dough and shielded by delicious frosting

CORANDINOR - Andro-Tobor experts on Magical Lifeforms

CORTICOANABOLISTEROIDS - The Intergalactic Juice, capable of stopping muscle spasms as well as making muscles larger

COUNTRY MUSIC - A specific format of sound waves potent enough to cause even inorganic substances to bleed to death

CRALIGATE - To navigate while crawling

CRAWNWORM - A giant asteroid-dwelling worm famous for its incredibly large fecal matter

CROZUILUS, THE - Flagship of the Andro-Tobor empire

CRYOGENETIC ENHANCIFICATION - The practice of altering the genetic code of substances while they are frozen, thus preventing nasty mutations

CYBERTRONIC POWERJET - A thruster controlled by some form of cyborg

CYBOHUMAN - A humanoform consisting of at least 50% cyborg parts

CYBERGONIC - Cybernetic lifeforms that are still capable of using chemical reactions to produce energy
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D - G

DATALOGARITHM - Information stored in the form of logarithmic equations

DATA-OMNIBANK - In cybohumans, the place where all memories are stored

DELEGIFIED SONAR RAY - Sonar rays that detect by first shooting a sound beam, then asking an object very politely to allow its detection, and then returning the message to the ship

DEMORPHTIFY - To return a Magical Lifeform to its original state

DENSITYNAMICS - The amount of life per square kilometre

DEPTHSPACE - The outer edges of space exploration; the space frontier

DESTABLIFICONIANS - To destabilize by stabbing

DEUS EX MACHINA BUTTON - A device capable of saving the person that activates it, no matter the situation

DEUCOMMUNICATE - To talk to a God. Some consider this prayer

DEUFORM - An actual God of the universe

DICKENSIAN DIALECTS - Conwictions, Mr. Pip, conwictions

DIFFERENCE ENGINE - A risk calculifier capable of seeing into time

DIGITACHMENTS - Extra robotulated limbs

DIGITOLOCALISE - To navigate through space-time zone changes in a digital clock (in the event that a ship with a digitolocalised computer enters the event horizon of a black hole, the computer will go mad because of the strange warping of space-time)

DIJOURNAL, or digitological journal - A form of a captain's log that holds two functions: the log itself and a personal journal. When an "n" molecule and a "u" molecule are removed from the dijournal, it also holds the property of delicious mustard

DIMENSOTRONATIONS - The various pathways that exist, in invisible layers, across one another, providing access to areas on one plane that do not appear on a different one

DIVACULATOR PRIOCRONESSOR - A computer processor that can only divide, but in doing such simple mathematics, tells universal truths

DOCKAMATON - Manual override program for docking systems

DOOMCAKE - A congratulatory cake awarded to the victim of Andro-Tobor doom

DOOMITRY- An Andro-Tobor word for doom

DOUGLAS ADAMS - Among spaceforgers, a hero. Adams was the first man to attempt a chronicling of historispace. Most of his information was fabricated, but several of his hypotheses into the nature of space and God were arguably the most accurate ever made

DOWNFEED - To upload

DRAGONSPACE - The theorized location of the Gods responsible for the creation of the Vorpal Dirk of Eternal Felines, inaccessible to modern spaceforging technology. It is believed that the most exact location of the Planet of the Gods is in Dragonspace Quadrant MMXVI

DRAGONSPACEFORGER - Any spaceforger with the hopes of entering Dragonspace. See also spaceforger

DRAMADD - To amplify drama

DRIVOMETER - The most powerful thrusters available to a humanoform battleship

DYBAELIUM - The main component of the deadly NHI, a hallucinogen so powerful it can cause the user to shift dimensions

EARTHPURPLE - The intense violet worn by rich Earthling warlords

E-CURRENCY - Any form of currency that can be traded over the Intergalactic E-Waves. The most common is the credit

ELECTRODUNGEON - An Andro-Tobor dungeon that uses electrical beams as bars

ELECTROSONIC - Having the sound of electronics

ELECTROSORBIC - The flow of electric current

E-MARKETPLACE - The giant E-Wave bazaar for the trading and selling of goods; also home to a seedy black market for photographs of women in lacy undergarments

ENERGIST - A power source

ENGILATOR - Any one of many engines that may be used to power a Federation starship

ENHANCIFY - To alter the content of biological molecules

ENIGMATRONICS - The use of electronics to solve questions of the universe

ENTRAFLAGRATION - To embark on a vessel

ERAGON - A novel containing plotholes so large that it is said the book itself has its own event horizon

ETERNAL >:3, THE - The universal insignia for Lions emblazoned on the Shield of Forelions

E-WAVES - The intergalactic version of electronic interaction

EXPLOSINATIVE - Entering a state of near-explosion

EX SOIGNA, THE - Flagship of the neutral faction of the Gustavichoh

EXTRAPLUSGOLDIFROND - The state of Andro-Toboribity in which the Andro-Tobor has reached extreme robotulation and hence turns a bright golden color. Also called SuperTobor

FACEBURATOR - A robotulated form of facial tissue that also contains microscopic carburetors

FIBROAUTORIZATION - The automatic authorization to detonate a self-destruct mechanizer

FIXILATION - The act of repairing by affixing glucon to any object

FIXJOB - A quick Magical attempt at repair, usually done with graphite

FLANTICOPTER - An Andro-Tobor battle tactic in which the Andro-Tobor spins very rapidly in order to attack with many vibrowansers in the shortest expanse of time

FLEATHER - Leather that is synthesized from the feathers of spacefowl

FLESH-FRANCIUM - A material used in cybohuman flesh which protects it from higher temperatures than those normal flesh can resist

FLESHLING - A diminutive term for any lifeform with flesh

FLESIFER- The Andro-Tobor term for human flesh

FLOGRAM - A unit of speed used by the Andro-Tobor, equal to a million billion times the speed of light

FOLD, THE - A black hole

FORCE, THE - The mysterious invisible factor that powers all life; it is capable of granting an organism vast powers upon its proper channeling

FORCECLOSE - The button on a door which closes the door at the most rapid speed possible. Only used in emergencies or when trying to cut someone in half

FORTRICULAR - Forward motion

FORXOPOWER - The energy source to a lazer weapon

FUELIATE - Fuel derived from a fueliatocore

FUELIATOCORE - A large canister containing rocket fuel for starships. Believed to have earned its name from the incredible amount of fellatio needed to raise the funds for such an expensive fuel

FUSIONCLOGGERING - The surgical process of removing potential candidates for a nuclear fusion reaction from the power core of an Andro-Tobor

GALACTIC STANDARD WEEK - The average of all week lengths in a galaxy used when traveling space. Equal to approximately 18.5 Earth days

GALAXIAL - Separated into galaxies

GALAXIVERSE - The most recent term for the universe, now that it has been carved up by various greedy conquerors; therefore, it is no longer truly united

GASIOLOGICAL - Any biological agent released in a gaseous form

GATO TANQUE - The name given to most Cruiser classes of Federation ship designs. Name originally chosen because the first Cruiser could sing and dance and give you twenty silver pieces if you beat it

GAUSS RIFLE - A high-tech weapon that uses magnets to attack the weak point of electronic devices for massive damage

GENERAL DERELICT - The title bestowed upon the emperor of the Andro-Tobor

GENEVEBULA CONVENTIONS - The rules governing the treatment of space-hostages. Adapted largely from the very sophisticated Earthling Geneva Conventions; the Genevebula Conventions were a first in a warlike universe

GIANT HOLY BEATING SPORK - An overlarge spork used by Magical Lifeforms

GIFUIBURAL NOGGONGOG - Gustavichoh version of the humanoform prefrontal cortex

GLORPHKNOT - A hangman's knot that, despite the impossibility of such things in normal Earth conditions, suffocates based on the tying of the knot. In Earth normalcy, the tying of the knot would have no effect, rather, the manner in which the victim is dropped

GLORTON - A potent lipid used to alter the action of various steroids

GLUCON - A saccharide substance used in the making of lazer-proof glass. Its creators have recently discovered that it is only good against lazers, and can easily be broken by most other objects

GLYCOSIDICIAL - Formed through lengthy glycosidic linkages

GOLMATH - A fuel used in Andro-Tobor organishuttles

GOLMATHRIC - Augmented increasing golmath concentration

GRAKIOGKLO - A Jahovian battlecry

GRAPHITE - A multi-purpose material, black in color with an incredibly high affinity for Magical manipulation

GRAPHITICONS - Small molecules of graphite that exist in ur haemoglobin, givin u magical powarz lulz. The potential for and limits of Magical ability are based on the levels of graphiticons in the bloodstream

GRAVITRON - A term used to measure the force a planet's gravity exerts

GRAVILOXY - The unit used to measure the pull exerted by a black hole

GUNTRABITH - The most advanced of Andro-Tobor weapon technology, giant lazers mounted on organishuttles

GYROSTABILITY - The state of stability in which no lifeform aboard a starship is gyrating their booty

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 5:36 pm


H - M

HAMMERITE - A relatively recently discovered element used in the creation of Pure Hammers

HAMMEWAFFLE - To smash one's head with a large hammer

HALCONE - The mineral used in the synthesis of golmath

HARMULATION - Damage to Andro-Tobor bodifunctors

HEATOMOLECULE - Molecules that vibrate intensely, producing ultraheat

HEIGHTOMERE - The apex of a katamari ball

HIPPIE - Any lifeform capable of accessing alternate dimensotronations while under the influence of illicit substances

HISTORISPACE - The incredibly complicated web of historical events that uses a combination of timelines and a map of space itself. In a historispace diagram, timelines of various events in specific areas of space are given, creating a confounding mesh of dates and information that only the best of historians can decipher

HOLOGRAMPHIC TILE - Tile that can create the conditions of any environment

HOLOGRAPHIC VIEWTABLE - A large table covered in holosurface that is used to view especially dangerous places from afar

HOLOSCHEMATIC - The holographic blueprints of a starship

HOLOSURFACE - A surface covered in hologramphic tile

HOSTAGEOUSITY - The state of being held hostage

HUG OF THE ABRAZANDRIA - An embrace given to an Andro-Tobor in their dying moments

HYDROGENATION ENERGY - A form of organic fuel harbored in the cores of stars

HYPERDRIVE AUTOMATED LOCK LAZERS - Computer-run lazers that activate the moment a ship enters hyperdrive

HYPERKALEXITATION RAMP - An exit ramp requiring no actual walking for use. Instead the ramp excites the user and launches him, on his belly, from the ship

HYPEROMATIC - Very fast

HYPEROMATIC DEPTHSPACE TRANSVERSIFICATION - Considered the most primitive form of hyperdrive, the depthspace transversification program allows a ship to cross space at a hyperomatic rate, but not a rate as hyperomatic as hyperdrive

HYPEROSITY - The state of being in hyperspace

INCIPROZE - To comprehend

INFEED - To download

INPART- Products imported from one planet to another

INTAKE-OUTAKE PORT - The vents in which substances enter and exit a starship in flight

INTERCOMMISER - The standard communication device aboard humanoform spaceships

INTERCOMMUNICOMBOBULATOR - The device into which one speaks when transmitting a message over intercommiser

INTELLIGORBED - In artificial intelligence, to react as a reflex

INTRAVERSE - The outer layer of the universe, which turns inside out to form black holes

INVISICLOAK - The term used aboard old Federation ships for a cloaking device

IRISHIELD - One of the few materials indestructible even to vibrowansers

JIGGAMETRIC SENSORS - Sensors that measure in jiggaunits

JIGGLE - To be ejected by wiggling the breasts

KATAMARI - The stage of a protectobubble in which objects are attached to the protectobubble and eventually turned into a star

KLAXON - The fastest measurement of speed available to humanoforms, ten times the speed of light

LATKES-MULE - Any clone of the Magical Lifeform Latkes

LAZER - A beam of pure energy fired after lengthy chargin'

LAZERFRAKE - To destroy one's face by means of lazering

LEGOID - A robotulated leg

LIFELING - A diminutive and often insulting version of the word "lifeform"

LIENERGY - Energy waves given off by the sudden contact of two lions. Often powerful enough to disrupt the flow of the universe

LLAMACHEESE - A yellow metal that is extremely expensive to mine and therefore expensive to buy. It is good for violent weapons of bludgeoning

LOCALIZED STELLAR VICINITY - The most exact location of a starship able to be pinpointed with coordiantes

LOCATOR-TO-POOF - A radar system that uses coordinates to determine a general area in which teleportation devices will take a user

LORALISK - The deity of the Andro-Tobor religion, a giant spacerobot with lazer eyes that can charge at any second

MACROFIBRE- Giant electrical cables

MAGIBOOTS - Footwear worn when a Magical Lifeform is in its Magical form. They are incredibly lightweight and silent

MAGICAL LIFEFORM - Any lifeform with the ability to transform into a secondary state augmented by Magical abilities

MAGICKIDOTE - A biological agent that allows the controlling of Magical abilities by robotulated lifeforms

MAGITAPICULAR GLUHESION MOLECULARS - Magically enhanced molecules that form the sticky covering of katamari balls

MAGIWAVE - The energy given off by Magic-imbued weapons

MANICURATURE - A torture technique that involves slow and painful manicures. Works best on men and tomboys

MAUL-A-MART - The vast chain of weapons distributors that dot Andro-Tobor planets

MECHAGIZMO - A device used for jettisoning lifeforms

MECHANIJIGGER - The basic components of any starship engine

MECHANOIDIC - see robotulated

MEGROBOR- The standard Andro-Tobor unit of time, equivalent to 3 Earth minutes

MEHNTON BOW - A torture device that shoots the victim into depthspace like an arrow, suffocating them very briefly before reeling them back in on an attached rope

METALISURFACE - Any surface made of a metalloy

METALLOY - An alloy of spacemetal

METALLICOR - The metalloy used in the creation of corridors

METALLICRANIUM - A metal skull found in most cybohumans, used as a connection port for downfeed devices

MICRILLI- - A prefix for measurement implying almost impossible smallness

MICROCELLULAR PIPELON STRUCTURAL SYNTHESIZER - A robotulated form of the enzyme ATP synthase; creates energy for the Andro-Tobor

MICRONCHIPBOARD - A motherboard found in Andro-Tobor, made to be extremely small in order to avoid swift destruction

MINDO-FREQUENCY - The personalized frequency upon which Andro-Tobors transmit and pick up thoughts

MOLECULODEMOGRIFICATION - The breaking of bonds between molecules in organic lifeforms

MORONBOR - A foolish Andro-Tobor

MOTO-TOBOR OF CHRYSTOMLIS - The savior figure of the Andro-Tobor religion, the Moto-Tobor was infamous for her (yes, a woman; the Tobor are believed to be inching toward a matriarchal society) skill on motor vehicles. With the aid of the first General Derelict, who became her consort, the Moto-Tobor colonised Bleepblorp 111

MULCH LULZ - A strange substance created when trees are devoured by space creatures and subsequently excreted through waste vacuoles. Mulch Lulz is infamous for its tendency to be eaten by small backyard-dwelling felines, killing them
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N - R

NANOCAT - The ultimate form of moleculodemogrification

NAVIPUTER - The navigator for humanoform ships, capable of navigating on its own

NEURONE - The organic tissues that connect sections of the soul

NEURONEPATH - A being capable of reading the movements of neuronestatic reactions in the body

NEURONESTATIC - Capable of causing neurosuffocation

NEURONESTATIC REACTIONS - Literally, the chemical reactions of the soul, involving the brief neurosuffocation of specific neurones and the release of soul-related energies from this

NEUROSUFFOCATION - Asphyxia of the neurones by the vacuum of depthspace, producing a slow, painful, and illogical form of brain-death

NHI (noxious hippie incense)- A lethal hippie substance capable of sending large groups of people into the Astral Plane at once

NONSPLODIFIED - The state of not exploding

NOSECAPITULATOR - The nosecone of a roxcore, which doubles as a hull-drill

NUTRIMATIC - A galactically famous diet system that automatically produces the body's necessary nutrients regardless of the food or beverage being consumed

OCUDRONE - A robot, with camera, used to probe into depthspace. Small enough to be detected as simple space junk on most radars

OMNIBANK - A data bank in a robotulated brain

OPTICAL OCCIPITAL LOBULAR EYES - Andro-Tobor eyes, also capable of hearing through tiny sensors in the eyelids

ORGANIMODULES - In cybohumans, robotulated organic tissue

ORGANISHUTTLE - Andro-Tobor space shuttles powered by organic compounds, such as hydrogenation energy

OXYCARBOLIC SHIFT - What the Federation considers to be how Tobors breath, similar to human but with a lot more shifting and multi-track drifting through moleculons

OXYGENATION - Breathable air

PACKONBACK - A pack on yer back, dumbass

PADA BEAR - A storage device in the shape of an adorable Godless killing machine

PAFT - A part of the ship so far back that it can no longer be considered "aft"

PANDURA BEAR - A species of bear, usually docile, which is an evolved form of the Earthly panda bear. Upon fusing with Pandora's Box, panda bears took on this form

PANIC BUTTON - A button that, when pressed, flashes dark-purple-and-bright-yellow-polka-dots and alerts everyone to panic

PARAMARIBOLIZER - The hangar bay doors of an Andro-Tobor organishuttle

PARTICLEESE - A synonym for moleculars; also, the language spoken by particles when ignited

PENMAGIWEAPON - A form of Magical weaponry capable of conjuring and manipulating graphite

PETER JACKSON’S ARAGON - ******** God

PHAGORMIC - Incredible; vast

PHALAMACY - A strange paradox in a device

PHANTABULOR - The haunting glow produced by lost plasma

PHOSPHONUCLEAR HANDRONIUM - Cells found in the hands of Andro-Tobor, which are powered by radioactive phosphates

PIPELOMETRICS - A network of pipelons

PIPELON - The standard form of substance transfer in humanoform spaceships, capable of carrying almost any liquid and gas without potential for leakage

PLANAR FLOW - The subtle linkages between dimensotronations capable of being accessed by beings such as hippies

PLASTIC METALLOY REPARINATORS - Andro-Tobor doctors capable of making any form of flesifer look like metalloy

PLEXIGLASSICLE - The remains of shattered sodomglass

PLOGZOR - To float

POOF - To teleport into

POSITRON ENGINE - An engine powered by the positive feelings of the universe. As a result it is best one remains optimistic about its results, lest the overall cynicism of the universe overtake the power of the engine (see Angstodynamics)

POSSESSIUSE - To possess a lifeform in order to use them as a medium between worlds

POWSERVATION - To hibernate in order to preserve hydrogenation fuel

PREGUNATRN - To question

PRESSURATION FIELD - An atmospherical condition found on Inner-But-Not-Quite Rim Planets in which each layer of atmosphere has its own constant pressure

PRISMA-PAIN - The intense pain, similar to suffering cyanide poisoning, produced when struck by a Prismatic weapon

PRISMAPOWERCORE - The golmathric power source that gives Prismatic weaponry their strength, found in Prisma-pain gems

PRISMATIC - The characteristic of Andro-Tobor weaponry capable of making them incredibly large and incredibly lethal

PROBULATOR - A device used for probing orifices

PROTECTOBUBBLE - Any spherical form of shield placed by magic

PROTONIC SENSOR - A form of sensor that reads proton levels in atoms to identify the chemical makeup of the surroundings of a spaceship

PSEUDOLUNGS - robotulated respiration devices

QUADRYNORD - A very super-massive black hole, powerful enough to devour entire galaxies instantaneously

QUASIMIGRATE - To transmit across robotulated sensorineurones

RACTIPATE - To build an Andro-Tobor

RADIATOMONES - Incredibly powerful molecules of radiation. Often found in the sushi of ex-KGB agents

RAGULOUDS - Robotulated membranous sacs permeable to almost all substances

RANPETULONS - Organic ribbons, usually made when cutting a humanoform

READSORB - To absorb through use of the Vorpal Dirk of Eternal Felines

RECELLULATE - To build or alter cells

RECONFRABULATE - To shift along dimensotronations

REFLECTOHEATRESISTORZ - The anti-heat francium plating outside most starships, which, rather than absorbing heat, reflects it back into the surrounding atmosphere

REGRABIFICATE - To reclaim

REGROTULE - To breathe through pseudo-lungs

REMODULATE - To repair a starship through the update of various modules

REOXYGENOMATION - The return of oxygen following a vacuumation effect

REPARALATION - Repairs that require hard work, hence causing great tribulation

REPARIFIX - Andro-Tobor word for repairs

REPAIRACANE - To repair by use of robotic tissue

RETRABLAST - A material that causes lazers to ricochet

RIBEN - A possible alternate dimension containing animated cartoons

RIPPLULIFY - To make waves in the fabric of the universe

ROARSPIN - To spin while roaring, as done by the Shield of Forelions

ROBOCIRCUITCULATIONS - The point in the robocortex where all circuits meet

ROBOCORTEX - The brain of an Andro-Tobor

ROBONIFORM - The standard-issue uniform of Andro-Tobor warrifons

ROBOTULATED - Robot material that mimics an organic equivalent

ROBOVOMIT - The totality of all robot suffering, in which the robot ejects its own pseudolung cytosol

ROCKETOMERD - Rocket-powered

ROCKETOMETRY - Literally the process of measuring rockets, rocketometry is the use of very complex physics equations to determine the direction and distance from a destination of a rocket at any given point in space

ROTHULATE - To amplify. The expression, "WRYYYYYY!", is often rothulated

ROLLA LAZER - A weapons system developed on the planet Rolla for use against Jahovian invasion forces. It is capable of both firin' lazers and praising President Bush II

ROLLA SHIELD - A shield system developed on the planet Rolla for use against Jahovian invasion forces. When activated, it both shields and praises President Bush II

ROXCORE - An Andro-Tobor transport vessel with a drill-tipped nosecone, capable of boring through the hulls of ships

Sui the foot doktor
Vice Captain


Sui the foot doktor
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 5:40 pm


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SANCTUM - Aboard a humanoform ship, a storage room

SAND BEAR - A species of bear that favors desert conditions

SCIENTIFICATION - Science done solely for the purpose of increasing knowledge on subjects previously studied

SCOOTOCYCLE - An odd combination of a anti-gravity scooter and a bicycle. The rider sits down on toward the back of the scootocycle and pedals to make it float. Observers have often called it the most ridiculous device ever made, but fitness advocates argue it is the solution to the galactic obesity epidemic

SCREENODULE - A very small screen

SENSEMOGRAPH - A line graph depicting all of the sensory input coming into a downtrodden lifeform. From archaic English "emo"

SENSOLOGY - The study of the senses, usually found in the form of encrypted code

SENSORAY - A microscopic lazer composed of pure sensation

SENSORINEURONE - The artificial neurones connected to a ship's sensors capable of sensing the souls of bodies inhabiting starships

SERVO-MOTOR - Robotulated engine systems that are believed to be powered by hydrogenation energy and glucose synthesized from xenthork spaceplants

SHELLINATOR - The shell of a turtlepoise, composed of francium alloy and robotulated weaponry

SHIELDAGLORPH - A gem used to generate a shield

SHIELD OF FORELIONS, THE - The second most powerful weapon in the galaxy, capable of forming Lions from thin air. The only defense against the Shield is a car

SHIELDMOGRIPH- A device which enhances the power of basic shield technology

SHINSPLINHALLWAYS - Any of the halls connecting the posteriocorridors of a starship. These hallways tend to actually separate from the main body of the posteriocorridor when the ship is overused

SHOOP FIELD - The special field formed before a ship enters hyperspace, which protects it from being hit by objects it cannot detect while accelerating across space

SHOOP DA WOOP - An exclamation associated with the firin' of charged lazers

SHOOPING POWER - The intensity of a lazer beam

SHUTDOWNICIDE - The Andro-Tobor form of suicide, which involves voluntary shutdown

SNORGAILTIF - A space creature endemic to the planets in the Andro-Tobor starsystem, with green eyes and rainbow-colored skin. Often the butt of jokes made by homophobic humanoforms

SOBRIET NORTHAMPSHIRE BEAST - An eternally hungry monster from Sobriet Northampshire, a small region on Earth known for its unusual creatures. The Sobriet Northampshire Beast is actually very small and green, with spikes along its back. Originally, it was believed to be La Chupacabra of Spanish myth

SODOMGLASS - Gluconic glass found in the ruins of the city of Sodom

SOILSIDE - Space captain terminology for disembarking from a ship onto a terrestrial planet after a trip in space

SOLARITY WIND - The strange winds created from solar activity. Incredibly damaging to normal starship viewports

SOMNAMBULIST, THE - The ancient starship of early Federation captain Panzuriel

SOMNUSIOUS GAS - A sleeping gas that is also capable of rousing a person in an altered state of consciousness to wakefulness when ordered to

SONIFIED ENERGY - Waves of pure sound energy

SOULBLIVION - Death by destruction of the soul and its neurones

SOULBOUNTY, THE - A starship of the Human Federation, which is currently carrying the Vorpal Dirk of Eternal Felines on an expedition to enter Dragonspace

SOULCANNON - A galaxy-destroying weapon powered by the souls of the inhabitants of any given planetary system

SOULMEMOREX - The chip in which all of the data encounted by an Andro-Tobor is stored

SOULRAIN - The rain of displaced souls that falls on Bleepblorp 111 as punishment for the countless societies Andro-Tobor have wiped off the face of the universe. However, Andro-Tobor find the tortured screams of the souls very calming

SOULTRONICS - archaic, see Soulmemorex

SOY - A strange white substance which easily destroys robotulated organisms by dissolving their circuitry

SPACE ANGELS - Some shitty myth perpetuated by an ungrateful little b*****d from Tatooine

SPACEFORGER - Any starship pilot intent on expanding the known frontier of depthspace

SPACE GREY TEA - A popular tea in the galaxial universe; made by the infamous Earth tea-run dictatorship Earl Grey

SPACE-KWAN-DO - An ancient martial arts technique mastered by the Andro-Tobor while in space

SPACEROCK - Any form of granitized rock used in the building of starship corridors

SPACESPACE - The expanse of space around a planet that is considered the planet's territory

SPACEWOOL - Wool found on sheep farmed on asteroid colonies. Very, very warm, and can even withstand temperatures below absolute zero

SPASCISSORS - Rare formations of space rock that act like humanoform scissors. Capable of cutting space-time itself

SPATIAL DISPERSITATORS - The powerful fans on a starship that capture molecules of pure space as they enter a ship and then eject them back into the environment

SPEEDOMETRICS - Any instrument used to measure a rate of speed

SPINNINATION - The rate of rotation of a Katamari

SPORULINS - The balls of robotulated feet

SQUARANGLE PORT - A pipelon connector used in the transmission of fuel to a flogramic engine

SQUISHSULT- To insult via poking

STABILINAMICS - Dynamic stabilizers capable of reacting to changes in ship orientation on their own

STABULATE - The mathematical patterns formed by Andro-Tobor stabbing. It is much like a symphony, except more painful

STARFUEL - The hydrogenation energy used by stars

STATICOLIFE - The crackling noise made by a communicator when it is receiving a transmission

STATIC TIME MODULATOR - The timefreezing devices used on board a starship

STICKSHIT AUTOMOTIVE LOCALIZATION REFLUX DEVICE - Aboard some ships, the ability to move up to hyperspace by steadily speeding up through gears. A failure to shift gears at the proper time forces the ship to regurgitate its garbage stores

STENMUP LION - A highly evolved form of Lion that has transcended its physical form. Instead of having a body, it exists as a floating sphere. Its face looks something like this: >:3 This face gives it limitless killing ability

STROBULATION - The state in which lights flash very rapidly, often causing temporary blindness to all races besides Ravers

SUBSPACE - Any portion of space that has cooled to sub-absolute zero temperatures

SUCROFRUCTION - The production of suction by the use of various sugary compounds

SUGIRIAN GAS - A neuronestatic gas

SUKICRATONS - Ventilation systems that destroy unwanted particles by attacking them with microscopic Japanese words

SUPERCALIFRAGILIZER - An Andro-Tobor weapon capable of draining the power of Magical Lifeforms. Can also stun or fire lazers

SURGEREPAIR - Both basic surgery and removal of conflicting electric currents from the body of an Andro-Tobor

SYNERTHIZE - To calculate by use of synergy

SYNMERIZE - To synthesize through use of polymerization

SYNTHEFOODSTUFF - Synthetic food, usually found in those goddamned tubes Ancient Earth astronauts made famous

SYNTHELLOID - A humanoform-made metalloy

SYSTEMATIC STARSHIP PILOTING CONTROLS - A deadly efficient form of autopilot. Only recently developed, it eliminates the possibility of those goddamned scenic routes typical autopilot computers insist on taking

TECHNICATRON - An Andro-Tobor mechanical expert

TECHNOLOGICULATION - Technology created only by strenuous Tobor calculizatius

TELEPORTATION!FTW!DEVICE-ERATOR - A mass-produced teleportation device made for Earth homes

TENTOCRIN OF THE GODS - A divine council that governs the universe

TERMINAPUTER - The sum of all supercomputers aboard a humanoform spaceship, placed in one giant terminal

THOUGHTBOBULATOR - The area of the robocortex that produces robotic thought

THRUSTIFICATION - Power to a ship's engines

TIMEFREEZE - To enter a self-contained state in which time does not pass. Used aboard starships without hyperdrive capabilities

TINZORP - A minor overload, causing the feeling of electrical shock

TOGORBIAN BONDS - Electrified rope that constricts based on the amount of struggling the victim is doing

TRACEOGREON - A homing beacon used by Andro-Tobor

TRANSPORTONS - The mildly radioactive particles given off during teleportation. Attributed to the overall rise in galactic cancer rates

TRASH SMUSHERBARKINATOR - The garbage disposal of space ships, which shreds waste and then jettisons it into the nearest star

TRICORDER-WRISTWATCH - A wristwatch composed simply of three cords that push and pull on each other at each second, making it lighter and more apt to break than normal wristwatches

TURBULATION - Turbulence caused when entering the atmosphere of a planet

TURTLEPOISE - An interdimensional tortoise. It has the shell of a turtle and the head of a porpoise

UNITED TORBORITARY NAVAL FLEET ASSOCIATION - A large group of Andro-Tobor Navy veterans who provide extra funding and supplies for the Torboritary Navy itself

UPGROUND - To upgrade while on terrestrial lands

VACUOLEMISSION - A robotulated voice

VACUOLE OXYCARBOLIC SHIFT - Andro-Tobor breathing

VACUOUS - Pertaining to a vacuum

VACUUMATE - To suffer a vacuumation effect

VACUUMATION EFFECT - The obnoxious sucking sound accompanied by the action of a vacuum in a very small space

VAN DER WAANSER FORCES - The weak interactions between robotulated molecules that hold them together

VANIFY - The action of vanishing into a new area of dimensionspace

VELOCITIFY - Velocity kept constant even with air resistance

VIBE, THE - A form of the Force which only hippies can channel. The Vibe holds not only the ability to manipulate telekinetically, but also to cause hallucination

VIBRAMULATE - To vibrate from extreme heat

VIBRO- To vibrate the blade of a vibrowanser

VIBROSPHERE - A sphere formed from many spinning vibrowansers

VIBROWANSER - A vibrating blade made of pure green awesome. It can cut through almost any material known to humanoforms

VIRTUACIRCULATION - The state in which circulation of electric current in Andro-Tobor exists in reality as well as virtual reality

VISARETINALS - Federation term for Andro-Tobor eyes

VOICEOGULATOR - archaic, see voiceulator

VOICEULATOR - The voice synthesizer in Andro-Tobor

VORPAL DIRK OF ETERNAL FELINES, THE - A dagger synthesized by the Gods and powered by the souls of feliniforms, giving the Dirk the ability to shoot all sorts of cats

WARPIFY - To alter the sound of one's voice

WARRIFON - An Andro-Tobor warrior

WATER TREATMENT - An Andro-Tobor torture method using water filled with nanomachines to tickle the victim into submission

WAVOMAGRY - The detectable energy waves given off by a lifeform experiencing Magical state

WEAPON ENHANCEMATRON - Any weapon upgrade

WEBCLAST - A beam weapon capable of sucking in objects

WINDSCREEN - A covering mounted in front of a viewport to protect it from solarity winds

WOUNDICUT - A paper cut-sized wound long enough to bleed a whole lot

WRYYYYYY - An expression of many emotions, usually used in conjunction with anger or when smashing an opponent with a steamroller

XENTHORK SPACEPLANT - A deep green plant known to grow on asteroids. It is one of the few that can feed in depthspace, and hence has become the staple crop for making organishuttles

YELORKSIR - The World-Tree of the Andro-Tobor religion, which is believed to take root in Dragonspace. Also the name of the highest class available to Andro-Tobor starships

ZAPPIFIGRATION - The state of being zapped by a supercalifragilizer

ZEBORNIAN - A form of construction material used in building houses

ZIG - A small landing ship used by starships too large to effectively land on a planet
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