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 Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 7:59 pm
okay guys.
im seriously fuming with piss-offedness that ive never felt before.
and i wont tell you either whats pissing me off cause you guys would just giggle
so tell me jokes.
good ones. surprised
YEAH, THATS RIGHT LEAK
GO SELL YOURSELF FOR A QUARTER YOU CRUSTY v****a
GO IMPREGINATE YOUR MOTHER scream
aahhhh
that felt sooo good to get off my chest :]
okayso
DISCUSS:
- ever been SOSOSOSOOOO pissed? [well, of course you have, so tell me about it]
- GOOD JOKES PLZ.
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 10:22 pm
two jews walk into a mall... no wait...
jews or pears?.... or was it bears?
lions?
OMG! get in the car!
LOL IM NOT GOOD AT TELLING JOKES :]
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 10:25 pm
NO WAIT I REMEMBERED A GOOD ONE!!!
how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
only two, but i don't know how they got in there!!!!!
ROFLAMO!!!
get it? get it? geeeeeeeeeeeeet it? :"D
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Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 2:33 am
Ara = No good at telling jokes
One time in my camcorder class (like introductory film class) back when I was in highschool, My group was not doing any work for our final project. SO when we had 2 weeks left to do it I was so ******** angry i could not stop shaking. I would try and untangle things, and my hands were shaking so badly that I ended up dropping it. And when they said that they would take care of it ((in a fearful tone)) I just picked it up and said loudly "I ******** GOT IT! DONT WORRY ABOUT IT!" It continued like that for a couple of days.
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Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 3:32 am
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
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Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 4:02 am
two elderly gentleman are about to die so they want to spend their last few moments on earth having pleasure, so they go to a whorehouse, but they don't want to waste any whores on these two old geezers, so they give them 2 blow up rubber dummies, being old men they don't know the difference, so they go off, two hours later they both meet up again, the first one says "i think my one was dead because she didn't move around all night".
second one say's " i think my one was a witch cos when i bit her n****e she flew out the window".
i love this joke its beter said out loud to people though
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Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 4:15 am
What did the black kid get for Christmas?
Your bike!
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Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 9:11 am
The cameoguy two elderly gentleman are about to die so they want to spend their last few moments on earth having pleasure, so they go to a whorehouse, but they don't want to waste any whores on these two old geezers, so they give them 2 blow up rubber dummies, being old men they don't know the difference, so they go off, two hours later they both meet up again, the first one says "i think my one was dead because she didn't move around all night".
second one say's " i think my one was a witch cos when i bit her n****e she flew out the window".
i love this joke its beter said out loud to people though
that was good x'D
@tommy = xd
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Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 9:46 am
Ok, this one's just pathetic, but I want to see if any of you have heard it.
Here is a square: [_]
On the corners of this square, there is Santa Clause with a giant flame thrower, a beautiful blond who earned a PH.D, the Easter Bunny with evidence documents for court, and elves that work as janitors.
Which of the above do not exist?
ALL OF THE ABOVE!
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