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 Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 4:34 pm
Ever have something that you do just because the way people respond to it is just so hilarious?
Like, for instance, I go up to certain people just to ask them whether they think I would look better as a guy or a girl, because I know they will have a funny reaction.
An old friend of mine used to go up to people, slide her hand up the arm of their shirt, and rest it on their shoulder.
So, what sort of weird things do you do, and what sort of responses do you get?
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Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:15 pm
In my younger days, I would ask questions out of the blue to try and break the silence, like, "If a girl with blond hair, blue eyes and a golden tan asked you to go have sex with her, would you?"
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Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:15 pm
I like to, after going to the bathroom, not dry off my hands after washing them and rub my hand against someone's sleeve, saying, "Don't you just HATE it when you run out of toilet paper when you're in the bathroom?" Some of my friends get really offended for some reason.
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Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:18 pm
I just love doing this to born-again christians:
BAC: "I'm here to talk to your about our Lord and Savior, do you know him?"
ME: "Yes, I've accepted Buddha as my savior."
BAC: gonk
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Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 5:03 pm
Lord Vyce BAC: "I'm here to talk to your about our Lord and Savior, do you know him?" That's a good one, actually. My usual response is, "Hey, Pa! Someone at the door for you~" Koiyuki "If a girl with blond hair, blue eyes and a golden tan asked you to go have sex with her, would you?" Is this Chiku, Lunnara, Madamfluff or all three that we're talking about now? 3nodding Chikushou So, what sort of weird things do you do, and what sort of responses do you get? I've a recent fixation on Dungeons and Dragons, lately, as you might tell from my posts. I've spent an entire day rolling dice to determine all of my actions, ranging from what cereal I eat in the morning, to whether I pass my Intimidate check when kicking my brother off the computer so that I might play Neverwinter Nights. It was pretty awesome. I had so many odd looks, though, because I kept it up whilst I was at work. I'm a receptionist for a sports centre. Picture the odd look i'm given when I roll dice to see if I pass my Search check on finding a squash racket for hire. mrgreen Good times~
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Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 7:07 pm
My two favorite ways to get funny responses:
* Hand on leg.
* Cockmongler grin.
Both of these are so simple but so able to get responses out of most people if you're in the mood to do that.
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:03 am
Tailos Koiyuki "If a girl with blond hair, blue eyes and a golden tan asked you to go have sex with her, would you?" Is this Chiku, Lunnara, Madamfluff or all three that we're talking about now? 3nodding But...I don't have blond hair, or blue eyes, and I'm pretty pale. sad Oh, but it's also fun to go up to people and say, "I want you...in drag."
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:41 am
chikushou But...I don't have blond hair, or blue eyes, and I'm pretty pale. sad Totally irrelevant, I say!
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 10:34 am
Tailos chikushou But...I don't have blond hair, or blue eyes, and I'm pretty pale. sad Totally irrelevant, I say! Yay! *glomps* Taily....I want you...in drag. heart
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 12:58 pm
*Glomp*
Give me more time to earn GaiaGolds and i'll totally do it. Alternatively, an address to show up at will suffice. mrgreen
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:40 pm
Update: Avatar designed for Chiku. XD I feel so damned sexy.. yet somewhat immasculine.
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 2:47 pm
Tailos Update: Avatar designed for Chiku. XD I feel so damned sexy.. yet somewhat immasculine. o_o Looks goodish on you I guess... ... Yeah I'll stick to crossPLAY with a female avvie x_x
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:33 pm
I like my pixelated testicles too much. *Hugs them*
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:50 pm
My favorite ice-breaker with a guy is "So, are you a breast, butt, or leg man, and if so, why?"
Usually it's after we've been introduced and they get the chance to pick up that I'm an odd duck, but otherwise very open. And they always answer the question, every last one. It does take them a couple of minutes to get over the shock of being asked though whee
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:14 pm
I love saying things like, "Stop staring at my boobs like you want to ******** them" and "You can touch my boobies, after all, they're just sacks of fat."
Girls get SO uncomfortable around me and boys go SCHWING!
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