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 Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:51 pm
What do you dislike most about your gender?
I can name three good reasons off the top of my head why I don't like being a girl right now....
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Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 9:58 pm
Reminding everyone that I'm a guy IRL:
* As a gender, men are hilariously stupid under the influence of testosterone.
* WHY DO OUR BALLS HAVE TO BE SO SENSITIVE?!?!?! sad
* And why is it that we claim dominance yet bend over to our wives' whims so easily? I'd rather be straight dom or sub >.>
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Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:59 am
NekoIncChan * As a gender, men are hilariously stupid under the influence of testosterone. Replace testosterone with alcohol, maybe. It's not hilariously stupid, more like primal desires which you can't really change. sad If women can be bitchy under the influence of lots of oestrogen, I want my stupidity, thanks. biggrin NekoIncChan * WHY DO OUR BALLS HAVE TO BE SO SENSITIVE?!?!?! sad I don't think this needs any argument. crying Curse you, sensitive testes! D; NekoIncChan * And why is it that we claim dominance yet bend over to our wives' whims so easily? I'd rather be straight dom or sub >.> Because sucker-punching the wife for stepping over the line and giving you a hard time is now illegal? mrgreen ---
I'm expected to be, and subsequently branded, a horndog.
The distinct lack of boobehs to amuse myself for hours with.
The competitiveness between my gender for every little thing, including (but not limited to) who can shoot highest when urinating on a wall.
I'm done. :3
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Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:50 pm
Tailos The competitiveness between my gender for every little thing, including (but not limited to) who can shoot highest when urinating on a wall. Dude, I'm a girl and I can urinate pretty high on the wall. You just have to assume a different position and add a little more pressure.
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Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 3:38 pm
Spiffy Negligee Dude, I'm a girl and I can urinate pretty high on the wall. You just have to assume a different position and add a little more pressure. Your accuracy and other aiming skills get a -4 on all DC checks, however. sad Plus, with us, it's like a sport. I think most men's restrooms even have tournament tables drawn up in chalk with names. Three points for a win, one for a draw, none for losing. Winner at the end of the night takes home the pot.
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Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 4:29 pm
Tailos sad If women can be bitchy under the influence of lots of oestrogen, I want my stupidity, thanks. biggrin Darn. I can be stupid and bitchy. There goes whatever advantage I might have had from femininity. >.< Quote: The distinct lack of boobehs to amuse myself for hours with. Actually, Bewbehs can be slightly annoying at times, especially when they're small enough to go widely unnoticed and big enough to bounce. Want my bewbehs in exchange for your lack of them? The only thing I can really think of disliking about being a girl is my lack of throwing range.
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Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:21 pm
Hmm...about my gender... They expect me to be an unfeeling, selfish a*****e that only wants to hit it and quit it.
We have a mental AND physical Achiles' heel.
Men that are kind and caring are often called weak, and are shunned by most other men.
And that's only a few, among several things I do not like about mt gender
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Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:18 pm
I have to add my little two cents.
I hate periods. They kill me.
I hate how women are expected to cook and clean and have to learn those life skills when guys don't have to and aren't expected to. Both of my brothers are really good cooks, though.
I hate it how many guys (most guys I've met) treat girls like porcelin and feel like they need to protect me all the time. They try and stop me from going down a steep slope at top speed of my bike because they're afraid I'll get hurt but if one of their male friends tries to do the same, they let them.
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Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:28 pm
I am a horndog. Canned, labeled and opened, I'm expected to be a sex-crazed, immature sex-zombie with the attention span of a goldfish.
People think we have mental and physical achiles' heel.
Testosterone makes me a big ape.
These, of course, are stereotypes associated with my owning a p***s. I'm perfectly happy being a guy, even though I like amusing bewbehs.
As for the ball sensitivity, remember that, if we're lucky enough, we'll find women willing to give them the full handling treatment, tongue action included. wink The price? Being reciprocate, which in itself is not a bad thing.
Bending over for the wife is annoying, but remember that most men start doing it just to get her off their backs, then it starts being for real. Honestly, I hate that, but I don't know how I'll act when I get a girl. I just hope she doesn't change my warddrobe. I like having 50k T-shirts and pairs of jeans, yet only using ten shirts and five pairs of pants...
Tailos, remember that competitiveness is not exclusive of the male sex, and you have to admit, some competitions are awesomely fun.
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Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 4:57 pm
chikushou Darn. I can be stupid and bitchy. There goes whatever advantage I might have had from femininity. >.< Pff. Easily remedied, Chiku. Just hang around with groups of intelligent people, and ZAP. The laws of Intellectual Osmosis come into effect and you'll steal all their brains. biggrin chikushou Actually, Bewbehs can be slightly annoying at times, especially when they're small enough to go widely unnoticed and big enough to bounce. Want my bewbehs in exchange for your lack of them? DEAL. GIMME GIMME GIMME. heart Lord Vyce Tailos, remember that competitiveness is not exclusive of the male sex, and you have to admit, some competitions are awesomely fun. Some competitions are indeed awesomely fun. The urinating one just isn't my thing, though. I've not got the required points in Dexterity to up my Attack Bonus, so i'm always left behind in the match-ups. My regular placing is about seventh. Of eight. sad Oh well. On my next levelup, i'll put my Attribute into Dex. Maybe that added AB would help...
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Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 6:53 pm
I dislike that my current gender makes it so damn hard to be a lesbian.
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Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 1:41 pm
I hear your pain, Sethimothy. I hear your pain.
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 9:44 am
I dislike the period of latense (sp? Only know the french terminology of it).
I dislike the fact that I cant shoot laser beam out of my eyes.
I dislike the fact that my brain can only gather information at the rate of a human being. *curses at mortality*
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 6:47 pm
Quoted, Sethimony, quoted.
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 10:33 am
Tailos chikushou Darn. I can be stupid and bitchy. There goes whatever advantage I might have had from femininity. >.< Pff. Easily remedied, Chiku. Just hang around with groups of intelligent people, and ZAP. The laws of Intellectual Osmosis come into effect and you'll steal all their brains. biggrin But...I like it when people think I'm stupid. Especially when they make it painfully obvious that I'm smarter than them. biggrin Quote: chikushou Actually, Bewbehs can be slightly annoying at times, especially when they're small enough to go widely unnoticed and big enough to bounce. Want my bewbehs in exchange for your lack of them? DEAL. GIMME GIMME GIMME. heart Sure thing. biggrin
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