Previous Promo
MM#26 Match
Michael Roll walks into Staff Member Russo's Office. Staff Member Russo is busy writing his next big storyline.
Russo: "...and then the Prime Minister of this crap country you call England, David Cameron, will dry ******** a dead pig! How funny is that?! That's how utterly s**t your country is, that you elect someone like that as your Prime Minister! This is hilarious!"
The crowd loudly boos Staff Member Russo, because he is a massive bell-end.
Crowd: "YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!"
Roll: "You do know that this is being recorded live, Russo?!"
Staff Member Russo looks at Michael Roll like he is a stupid piece of s**t.
Russo: "Of course I do! I run this show! I want this to be broadcast because I want all of those disgusting limey bastards to know exactly what I think of each and every single one of them!"
Staff Member Russo stares into the camera intensely.
Russo: "I HATE you all. I HATE the O2 Arena. I HATE London. I HATE England. I wish Bad Blood Wrestling never came to this rotten country. I wish that each and every one of you were DEAD."
The crowds boos grow even louder, outraged by the words of this c**t.
Crowd: "FIRE RUSSO! FIRE RUSSO! FIRE RUSSO!"
Roll: "Let's talk about the real reason you hate the English, Cartwright."
Boos are swept away for an explosion of cheers for the home town hero, Cartwright.
Crowd: "CART-WRIGHT! CART-WRIGHT! CART-WRIGHT!"
Roll: "Cartwright was victorious in his match against the BBW World Champion, Xavier X, in a Crimson Falls Match. Surely Cartwright has earned the right to a BBW World Championship Match now?!"
Staff Member Russo strokes his chin in supposed thought.
Russo: "Hmmm....Cartwright as my World Champion....how about....NOPE!"
Crowd: "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Russo: "NEVER!"
Crowd: "******** OFF, RUSSO, ******** OFF! ******** OFF, RUSSO, ******** OFF!"
Russo: "But Cartwright WILL be in action tonight!"
Crowd: "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"
Russo: "He will go one-on-one with Matthias Landry!"
The crowd boos the douche bag that is Matthias Landry.
Roll: "Would you like to comment on your booking recently, Staff Member Russo?! You made your BBW World Champion wrestle on the previous show when he was already hurt. Your booking of Cartwright has been atrocious. Care to explain?!"
Staff Member Russo takes a drag out of a massive blunt.
Roll: "That's all we needed to know."
The camera fades-out with Staff Member Russo blowing smoke into Michael Roll's face.
MM#26 Match
Michael Roll walks into Staff Member Russo's Office. Staff Member Russo is busy writing his next big storyline.
Russo: "...and then the Prime Minister of this crap country you call England, David Cameron, will dry ******** a dead pig! How funny is that?! That's how utterly s**t your country is, that you elect someone like that as your Prime Minister! This is hilarious!"
The crowd loudly boos Staff Member Russo, because he is a massive bell-end.
Crowd: "YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!"
Roll: "You do know that this is being recorded live, Russo?!"
Staff Member Russo looks at Michael Roll like he is a stupid piece of s**t.
Russo: "Of course I do! I run this show! I want this to be broadcast because I want all of those disgusting limey bastards to know exactly what I think of each and every single one of them!"
Staff Member Russo stares into the camera intensely.
Russo: "I HATE you all. I HATE the O2 Arena. I HATE London. I HATE England. I wish Bad Blood Wrestling never came to this rotten country. I wish that each and every one of you were DEAD."
The crowds boos grow even louder, outraged by the words of this c**t.
Crowd: "FIRE RUSSO! FIRE RUSSO! FIRE RUSSO!"
Roll: "Let's talk about the real reason you hate the English, Cartwright."
Boos are swept away for an explosion of cheers for the home town hero, Cartwright.
Crowd: "CART-WRIGHT! CART-WRIGHT! CART-WRIGHT!"
Roll: "Cartwright was victorious in his match against the BBW World Champion, Xavier X, in a Crimson Falls Match. Surely Cartwright has earned the right to a BBW World Championship Match now?!"
Staff Member Russo strokes his chin in supposed thought.
Russo: "Hmmm....Cartwright as my World Champion....how about....NOPE!"
Crowd: "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Russo: "NEVER!"
Crowd: "******** OFF, RUSSO, ******** OFF! ******** OFF, RUSSO, ******** OFF!"
Russo: "But Cartwright WILL be in action tonight!"
Crowd: "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"
Russo: "He will go one-on-one with Matthias Landry!"
The crowd boos the douche bag that is Matthias Landry.
Roll: "Would you like to comment on your booking recently, Staff Member Russo?! You made your BBW World Champion wrestle on the previous show when he was already hurt. Your booking of Cartwright has been atrocious. Care to explain?!"
Staff Member Russo takes a drag out of a massive blunt.
Roll: "That's all we needed to know."
The camera fades-out with Staff Member Russo blowing smoke into Michael Roll's face.
