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Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2014 8:53 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2014 8:55 pm
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test subjects: apply hereThe boil takes your chit and notes the symbol carved onto its face before placing it back in the bag. He reaches into a case on the ground by his side and retrieves a second item, activates it with an arcane phrase—or perhaps a nonsense word—then drops it into your palm.
[ Note: If you leave the table with any of these items, their magic will fail very suddenly once you have moved a little over ten feet away. ]Roll 1d10.1odor generatorHe has handed you what appears to be a scareling's marble, scuffed with age. For seemingly no reason at all, after he gives it to you, he pulls a gas mask out from under the table and tugs it over his face. The reason behind this action becomes clear soon enough, however. Your skin begins to exude the most horrifying smell you can possibly imagine, a smell so bad that everyone can see it in the air around you. Thankfully, the odor disappears once you leave the booth, which you are encouraged to do as soon as possible.
You win nothing except gross.2plastic surgery pasteThe vial that Brenley has placed in your hand is filled with a bright orange paste. If you choose to eat some, you'll find it tastes like chicken, strangely enough, but even just getting it on your skin soon leaves you with more to worry about than its flavor. Although the sensation is not painful, you can feel the bone and cartilage in your nose shifting and settling into a new shape. Sadly, there are no mirrors around, so if you're not carrying one, you might try catching your reflection in the large, golden pendant hanging around Bren's neck.
You win a raffle ticket!3pocket expanderBrenley briefly explains what the spiraling shell in your hand is meant to do: just drop it in a pants or jacket pocket and it will increase the pocket's size dramatically. Or if not dramatically, then two inches or so in every direction. More storage! Yay?
You win a raffle ticket and a Soda Treat Experiment!4instant napAs soon as this small, red pebble touches your skin, you fall unconscious, waking up a few minutes later outside of the booth's influence. The twin tracks on the ground and the dirt on your back indicate that you've been dragged.
You win a mild, short-lived headache.5kushi-kushi summonerFor a time, nothing happens. Brenley turns his attention back to his notebook, pen poised above its pages as he eyes a nearby stopwatch. Just when you begin to wonder why you're still standing here with a silver ring in your hand, you feel tiny kushi-kushi claws clinging to your leg. You look down and are greeted by the upturned faces of no less than thirty of the things. You are their new overlord.
You win a Soda Treat Experiment!6"translator"The boil urges you to squeeze the small, smooth rock he handed you harder and to think of five words, random or otherwise, as you do so. Those words echo through your mind, morphing into five new gurgling sounds that you understand are those same five words in a completely different tongue. Good luck with that.
You win a raffle ticket and a Soda Treat Experiment!7randohatIt's not clear what this dessert-plate-sized piece of stone does until Brenley stands up and rests it on your head where it promptly turns into a hat. How delightful. [ You choose your hat. ]
You win any item from the post under this one that is not a raffle ticket or minipet!8liquid purifierBrenley lifts a clean glass out of his case, sets it on the table between you, and fills it with several inches of fizzy, brown beverage. He tips your hand, dropping the pebble he placed there into the drink. The liquid grows lighter, its bubbles less dense. He motions for you to take a sip, holding up a raffle ticket as ransom. If you do as he asks, you find that it tastes an awful lot like flat Coke. Congratulations.
You win a raffle ticket!9automatic duster/miniature wind machineThis hacky-sack-sized pouch of sand lands on your palm with a mighty WHOOSH, eliciting a scowl from Brenley as it blows the hair back away from his forehead. He hands you a raffle ticket and waves you over to the far side of the table, indicating that you can pick out a second prize from the bottles and brushes lined up there.
You win a raffle ticket and any item from the post under this one that is not another raffle ticket or a minipet!10noisemakerThe moment this flat rock hits your hand, it begins to shriek like a human stabbing victim. A few seconds later, a wide-eyed minipet juts its head out from behind the booth and barks an equally piercing reply. Seemingly immune to his dromaiusaurus's vocal stylings, Brenley replaces the stone with a fuzzy poof that rises and falls as it breathes. As soon as he touches the rock, the noise stops. He shoos you along, speedily penning a new note.
You win a Soda Treat Experiment!
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Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2014 8:57 pm
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prizes oh rats, scale sprite amityville, easter, exotic fruit, glowing, guardian, halloween patchwork, phantom, sunxmas paintbrushes black and pink bromance, contract, cowboy, crack, creepy crossover, hate, hot dad, frozen, king, let it go lucky, meta, nakama, lies, romantic space, waifux20 super aromatic mushrooms
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Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2014 8:58 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2014 9:15 pm
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