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Well, after reading your profile the obvious answers are Sole's "Bottle of Humans", P.O.S.'s "Gimme Gimme Gunshots", Knorkator's "Highway to Hell, Louis Armstrong's "St. John's Infirmary, and Whoever made "The Dinosaur Song." But if I'm stuck for choices my vote would be meaningless because we all know damn well what song you want but are just looking for validation and attention from anonymous friends and cohorts. DON'T ACT LIKE YOU AREN'T, JUST LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE THERE'S A CONSPIRACY AFOOT AND I'M GOING TO FALL RIGHT INTO SO YOU CAN FALL INTO MINE.

My REAL answer is "Alison Hell." Also choosing "Is You Or Is You Ain't My Baby" was too obvious of a joke answer.

Besides the real answer; Annhilator, I'm also legitly recommending Tank's "The War Drags Ever On" and W.A.S.P.'s "Rebel in the F.D.G.."

I'M HELPING.

Finally listened to them. The War Drags On has too slow an intro for a profile. See, the reason it's so tricky picking a song is because I have to make an impression in the time it takes for them to realize a YouTube video is playing, scroll down, and turn it off.
I don't actually expect people to listen to the music on my profile. I know I never listen to music on other people's profiles. Or is that just me?
Anyhow, I'm diggin W.A.S.P.. The lead singer kinda sounds like Sammy Hagar. The bassist is failing to impress me, though. I think I'monna stick with Annihilator. But thanks for the suggestions.