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Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 3:14 pm
Military Housing - Durem
The military of Gaia is not what it could be, but the army is generously provided for in contrast. Not a rich area, the military housing is mostly used nowadays for sleeping quarters for riot crews who watch over the university.
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 2:00 pm
Owle walked in to the military housing area of Durem, and began poking around. She was kind of feeling...bored. Things didn't seem anywhere near as chaotic and foreboding as Rafe and the muses had led her to believe they would be.
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 2:03 pm
"Maybe the idea is to let the chaos come to us, instead of the other way around. We're sure as hell not finding anything just wandering around like this," sighed Rage, his hands behind his head with his arms out to his sides. "You got any ideas?"
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 2:05 pm
Hundreds of them. Penguins wearing civil war uniforms. They were all lined up about to do a reinactment.
Then the general, a penguin with conspiciously bushy eyebrows, let out a cry!
The red side began to pelt the other with raw fish. Wating for the barrage to end the other side took out rifles and shot the other penguins dead. Victorious, one side left to return home and celebrate a job well done.
Strangely enough, it began to snow. Perhaps in mourning.
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 2:06 pm
"Hmm...Rafe did say the chaos would come to us...that we needn't seek it out..." Owle's eyes lit up. "Hey, why don't we act normal? Like, say...by going shopping?"
They'd come full circle, after all, and were next to the shopping district again.
Not that she had any money. But Rage had promised to buy her an outfit...and that skirt was so darn cute...
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 2:11 pm
Rage didn't have any money either, but that didn't stop him from being persuasive.
"Sounds like a plan," said Rage, not bothering to comment on the penguins having their civil war. He got the feeling he was going to have to get used to it if things continued in this way.
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 2:15 pm
"Fish!" Owle exclaimed. The woman melted into a black cat, darted over to the spent ammo, and scooped a fish up in her mouth.
I'll just eat this on the way... she sent to Rage. A snowflake landed on her back, and she shivered. Maybe I should look for a nice jacket...I've only got a sweater handy if the weather keeps changing like this.
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 2:16 pm
The general sat there dying.
"I... I never..." It beagan in perfect english, "Got to swim enough."
It crawled leaving a bloodly trail over to Owle.
"Promise me." It said as it grabbed on to her leg, "THAT YOU'LL SWIM LIKE A TRUE PENGUIN WHENEVER YOU GET THE CHANCE!"
He saluted, and died.
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 2:19 pm
Not much for fish, Rage passed on the idea of free fish over by the penguins. He'd still eat it if it was the only thing available - not nearly as stingy as his grandfather....
"Oh for the love of, I'm getting out of here," grumbled Rage, heading off to the shopping district as the penguin gave it's dying words.
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 2:20 pm
Owle nearly dropped the fish from her mouth as the penguin crawled over to her. She had thought it already dead.
Hey, hang in there! I'll get some bandages... she sent to it urgently.
...but it was too late. The penguin was already gone.
Poor little guy... Owle sent to Rage. Hey, I'm going to check for any other survivors...
She prowled around the penguin corpses for a time, then realized Rage was gone.
Hey, wait for me! And, if she hadn't found any live penguins, she bounded after Rage.
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 2:22 pm
But there weren't any survivors. Apparantly the enemy had done their research: Fish don't kill penguins, guns kill penguins.
On the other hand, fish are a source of fatty acids nessasary for a balanced diet.
The more you know.
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 2:56 pm
And lo and behold, as Marg approached the military housing, there was a boon worthy of Marfa herself.
Food. Penguins, everywhere. And more than enough.
His quest momentarily forgotten, he ran towards the nearest corpse, pulling out his utility knife. With a practiced hand, he started cutting off a long strip of the meats.
Once it was done, the knife flitted back to its home, Marg picked up the small strip, taking a bit himself, chewing on the tough meat wth a look of distaste.
When the meat was near pulp, he picked it out of his mouth with his forefinger and thumb. He set Marfa down on the ground, and 'fed' her the pre-chewed meats.
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 6:25 pm
Angry sprits here. Not just of the penguin army, but of all those that died in an army before them in the name of war.
Perhaps that's why they began to stir, slowly at first. But then with intensity, and the wails slowly became audible like radio static. Strange crap was going on here, very strange.
All the windows on all the identical houses flew open in unison. Then from out of them all the linens, all the blankets, all the pillows. Each one the same sterile military white, each one held by a restless spirit. From nowhere a shadow thread began to form, and much to many people's amazement, began to sew the blankets together. The pillows rushed up from the hole left underneath, giving the now giant blanket monster some girth to it. As the blanket settled over the ball of pillows, extra blankets formed on the side of the linen creation to form arms. Looking more and more complete a few of the even more strangeness happened in the form of blue spectral fire. It burned two holes above the centre of the creation that seemed like pitch black eyes. Then seams began to rip slightly below the two eyes. Eventually thread snapped and a ghostly wail was released from the newly formed maw. As a final touch, a long lashing tongue made out red checkered table cloths rolled out of the newly formed mouth.
Trick or treat?
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Chaos Viceroy generated a random number between
1 and 3 ...
3!
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 6:49 pm
The giant bedsheet ghost roared again at it's completion. Along with the roar came a spew of flying pilliows, something inside the creature obviously powering the attack. When the pilliows hit something it was like a stream of cannonballs, denting stone walls, bending lamp posts and wreking cars. Proving that it was more than a really good pillow fighter after each pillow stopped on the ground it's slip transformed into a smaller ghost. Errirly the feathery spew floated back to and then into the giant ghost, replenishing it.
Satisfied with the destructive roar, the ghost made needed to decide where to go next.
Result, third option. Northwest.
The ghost floated towards the shopping district. Driven to cause chaos by some unknown force.
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Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 1:29 am
Marg screamed. Like a little girl, he screamed, holding up the cat idol before his face, kneeling down, huddled against the pillowy barrage that was coming his way. "Oh my goddess!" he screamed out, begging for forgivness from the cat idol.
And lo and behold, forgiveness was granted, as one of the pillow shots veered off a collision course with the man, rocketing into a side alley, and slamming into one scared, wounded dog.
The same dog as before. The yelp cracked the air like a thunderbolt as the pooch went flying.
Slowly, it pulled itself up out of the rubble of the wall it slammed into, limping away, and giving Marg what he thought was a very dirty stare.
"Stoopid dog!" he called after it, blowing raspberries after the retreating hound.
Only to get knocked flat on his a**, as one last pillow slammed into his chest.
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