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 Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 9:42 pm
I have concluded that... homework doesn't like me.
I mean, I finally got around to doing it tonight, and you know what happens?
I look away for about five seconds and my dog starts licking my paper.
LICKING IT FOR ******** SAKE.
WHO DOES THAT?
gonk
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Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:01 pm
Your dog, of course. Was it bacon-flavored?
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Irako of the Desert Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:23 pm
Irako of the Desert Your dog, of course. Was it bacon-flavored? It was paper flavored.
sad
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 6:29 pm
Homework is evil anyway. Take it as a sign. What class was it for?
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 6:32 pm
Catastrophyc Homework is evil anyway. Take it as a sign. What class was it for? Advanced algebra.
I hate math.
= n =
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 6:37 pm
Devtar Catastrophyc Homework is evil anyway. Take it as a sign. What class was it for? Advanced algebra.
I hate math.
= n = PURE EVIL. Math is for weird people.
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 6:42 pm
Catastrophyc Devtar Catastrophyc Homework is evil anyway. Take it as a sign. What class was it for? Advanced algebra.
I hate math.
= n = PURE EVIL. Math is for weird people. Mhm. I hate it.
But I'm hatching a master plan.
I'monna go up to my teacher and be like, HEY!
I'M DEVTAR.
I'M A PRETTY BIG DEAL.
I WILL DO NO HOMEWORK AND YOU WILL GIVE ME AN A.
AND ALSO I ******** YOUR WIFE.
And he'll be all like, "dayum, kid's got guts."
And promote me to CEO of Microsoft or some s**t.
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 6:44 pm
Devtar Catastrophyc Devtar Catastrophyc Homework is evil anyway. Take it as a sign. What class was it for? Advanced algebra.
I hate math.
= n = PURE EVIL. Math is for weird people. Mhm. I hate it.
But I'm hatching a master plan.
I'monna go up to my teacher and be like, HEY!
I'M DEVTAR.
I'M A PRETTY BIG DEAL.
I WILL DO NO HOMEWORK AND YOU WILL GIVE ME AN A.
AND ALSO I ******** YOUR WIFE.
And he'll be all like, "dayum, kid's got guts."
And promote me to CEO of Microsoft or some s**t.
Solid plan. Although, you might wanna leave out the ******** your wife part. If you say it with enough volition, he might even offer to let you ******** his wife. cool
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 6:52 pm
Catastrophyc Devtar Catastrophyc Devtar Catastrophyc Homework is evil anyway. Take it as a sign. What class was it for? Advanced algebra.
I hate math.
= n = PURE EVIL. Math is for weird people. Mhm. I hate it.
But I'm hatching a master plan.
I'monna go up to my teacher and be like, HEY!
I'M DEVTAR.
I'M A PRETTY BIG DEAL.
I WILL DO NO HOMEWORK AND YOU WILL GIVE ME AN A.
AND ALSO I ******** YOUR WIFE.
And he'll be all like, "dayum, kid's got guts."
And promote me to CEO of Microsoft or some s**t.
Solid plan. Although, you might wanna leave out the ******** your wife part. If you say it with enough volition, he might even offer to let you ******** his wife. cool T'was fun ranting, but I oughta go do my algebra homework now.
emo
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 6:53 pm
Apparently dogs. What do you expect? They're animals. cat_3nodding
*Discreetly wipes the ink off his tongue with his sleeve*
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 1:52 pm
lol Thats kind of funny. You must have a tall dog who's hungry for a good education?
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 7:47 pm
I never had my dog eat my homework, but my dog ate my act test scores and now I'm just relying on my unreliable bad memory of mine. of course, I can get a copy, I'm just too lazy o3o
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 5:17 am
"My dog licked my homework"
Hm… on the bright side, the teacher probably never heard that excuse before emotion_yatta
(p.s. MATH= Mental Abuse To Humans o3o 'nuff said)
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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 7:20 pm
ZRT Unit 1 lol Thats kind of funny. You must have a tall dog who's hungry for a good education? Hungry? She's starved for it.
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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 8:39 pm
I haven't had a pet eat my homework, but my cousin ate his...
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