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...//01 - GPS Recalculating... (Table of Contents - IC/OOC)
...//02 - Nowai, Hamartia Passare
...//03 - The Host With the Most (L. Edward Hawthorn)
...//04 - 7 8 9 (About Seven)
...//05 - Poor Unfortunate Souls (Friends/Family/Etc)
...//06 - Within This House Are Fools (servants)
...//07 - Across the Bridge is Mars (where he lives)
...//08 - O'lan Mills Photoshopery (artworks)
...//09 - Knicks, Knacks and Paddywacks (belongings)
...//10 - Fertilized With Salt (notes on growth)
...//11 - Reserved - trollface + U MAD? or stick with twinkies?
...//12 - Reserved
...//13 - Reserved
...//14 - Not Your Personal Army (disclaimer)


PG02.01 - Solo - From Then to Now (1569)
PG02.02 - PRP - Getting a Parasite (Lou 3697 / Glyph 3535)
PG02.03 - Solo - The First Night (101 cool
PG02.04 - Solo - Things Learned in the Market (1446)
PG02.05 - Quest Thread Preserved for Great Justice!

Name: Llewellyn Edward Hawthorn
Nickname: Sir, Lou, Eddie
Gender: Male
Age: 4346
Race: Human

Body Type: Somewhat soft from hours spent at sitting in the lab, but has an over-all good health and physical tone
Skin tone: Slightly tanned
Eye Color / style: Green-grey // Round
Hair Color / style: Toffee brown with grey // Brushed very neatly back into a low "paint-brush" ponytail
Love Interest: The kind you pay money for.
Weapon(s) of Choice: Science!
Abilities: Biomedical/Biochemical Engineering and Nuclear Research (16 years of research)
Normal Attire: Dresses very laid back, but neatly. Has been known to wear loud hawaiian prints and khakis but usually dresses in slacks, a button down and a lab coat. Wears Aspen cologne on an almost daily basis, but has learned to do so without choking everyone in the room.
Favorite Color(s): Flamingo pink, neon
Favorite Food(s): Snow Pea Crisps (clean, easy to eat), tootsie rolls and tilapia with lemon juice

Family:
Spouse: Maria Estrella Campos-Hawthorn (divorced, thought to be deceased)
Mother's name: Helena Grace Hawthorn (nee Tucker)
Currently alive?: No
Father's name: Adrian Paul Hawthorn
Currently alive?: Yes; has Alzheimers disease & is cranky
Siblings: (2) - Wilhemina Grace (deceased); Eliza Mirabell

Hobbies: Jogging (with iPod), metal-working, listening to music & cleaning, Concerts (small private ones)
Personality: Decent sort for the most part - puts his work before almost everything else in life. Has a very backwards way of thinking about certain things thanks to his up-bringing that he can't quite shake (though he is now a very learned man). Cranky about a lot of things too though, has a short temper and no tolerance for stupidity nor repeating himself to someone else.

"If you didn't get it the first time, you're obviously too stupid to understand."

Absolutely ADORES flamingos as they were his deceased mother's favorite animal - he collects the damned things against all sense and reason. Is a practicing vegetarian but his dad told him long time ago that fish were like ocean plants, and though he is grown and knows better...he still thinks of them as a sort of fresh/salt water cabbage.

Getting the Edelsteine: ...//Incoming!

Those that dwell within the House of Fail are a very special bunch...here are links to some of his "domains":

Encyclopedia Dramatica One of His Crowning Glories, ED is the land of a thousand fails.
Kandi Glow Magooaloo's MLP: FiM OC (links to guild)

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