Here, I'll start it off. After a horrible attack by two creepers, I died... And respawned in the desert... Hey, what's that in the distance? Could it be... Hotel California?
As I crawled closer, I realized that this guy is totally not overcompensating.
That was a long walk... But here I am. Nice place... Wait... Are those cacti growing in the water?
I turned to see the entrance to the giant building, and concluded it was very phallus shaped. *snicker*
*looks up* Wow. This is TALL. I want to climb it, but night is almost here.
I scrambled back to my own house, and took a look back. That tower is HUGE.
Home, sweet home.
Mine is a bit more modest, but I too felt the desire to build up.
Even though I knew night was coming, I had to sneak out of my fort and gather more coal which I had found on the beach near his bridge.
That's all for now, sorry about the page stretch, and have a nice day!
