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Moroseth Anaratharach Vice Captain
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 Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:26 pm
So I was... not so sober last weekend, and I left my friend an amazing voice mail, it went something like this...
Heeeeeey... I don't know where your answering machine is... but I hope you find this message... (long pause) I'm lying on the floor... kinda bored... everyone is asleep... (long pause) I'm feeelin' reeeaaaaaaal good... there's a little green light wiggling around... I think it's a smoke detector... (long pause) I think I'll call you when I'm sober... (long pause) good bye gorgeous
Anyone have any other amazing messages/texts/conversations that friends have shown them/told them about later?
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 4:58 pm
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Moroseth Anaratharach Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:14 pm
That's the kinda message i leave when i'm sober... except a lot longer.
usually ended with "oh, and the answer is '56'" just to make sure that people listen to the whole thing.
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 11:29 pm
Countless.
Ask Samafu all the fun conversations I can't remember having with her over the phone when I was not-so-sober.
pirate
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Mister Banter Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 4:16 pm
I do, however, like receiving un-sober phone calls.
Like how when my sister is tripping on something fun, she calls me. biggrin
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 8:11 am
I'm underaged&,
and I'm a f*****t,
so no. I haven't.
BUT:
My Dad gets RAGE ANGRY when he drinks and tells me the saddest s**t. (IE, you make me proud son, don't forget it, ever, blah blah blue.) It makes want to cry even though I don't believe him. crying
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Dallas Overload Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:05 am
My cousin has a friend who gets drunk alot, and last time I visited her, she got a drunk message from the drunk friend. I recorded it on my phone, here it is.
"Hey Sparklesparkle, hows my best ever? I'm reaalllyyyy borededed.... I think... uh... I think that I drank to much v-v-v-vodka.... ~Long pause, followed by clinking of glass~ So, I like, am having some wine, and my cat just stuck its head in a glass of something... I think it might be, uhg.. i dont know... nighty night sparkle!!"
Her nickname is sparkle in her school because she once had an incident at her highschool, and she dumped glitter everywhere.
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:14 am
My friend in marching band told me today, "In the last month, I drunkenly texted you a few times. Really sorry."
He walked into band and his binder reeked of vodka. I forgave him.
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Paintbrushes and Oral Sex
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