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 Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 4:16 pm
This is from the website. The link I got it from is here: http://notalwaysright.com/category/top/page/10Quote: Vampires Drink Blood, But It’s The Fans That Bite Bookstore | New York, USA (A customer in her late teens approaches me in the bookstore.) Customer: “Hey, do you guys sell the Twilight books?” Me: “Yes, they’re right over there.” Customer: “Have you read them?” Me: “Yes, I have.” Customer: “Didn’t you just LOVE them?!” Me: “Well, actually, they aren’t really my type of book, so–” Customer: *suddenly furious* “Are you f***ing serious?! These are the best books ever written! I’m going to tell Edward to come and bite you and drink all your blood!” Me: *backing away* “Have a nice day, ma’am…”
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Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 4:18 pm
Indeed, the customer could be wrong.
Of course, Twilight sells. gonk
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Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 4:45 pm
Jerba This is from the website. The link I got it from is here: http://notalwaysright.com/category/top/page/10Quote: Vampires Drink Blood, But It’s The Fans That Bite Bookstore | New York, USA (A customer in her late teens approaches me in the bookstore.) Customer: “Hey, do you guys sell the Twilight books?” Me: “Yes, they’re right over there.” Customer: “Have you read them?” Me: “Yes, I have.” Customer: “Didn’t you just LOVE them?!” Me: “Well, actually, they aren’t really my type of book, so–” Customer: *suddenly furious* “Are you f***ing serious?! These are the best books ever written! I’m going to tell Edward to come and bite you and drink all your blood!” Me: *backing away* “Have a nice day, ma’am…” OMG LOL. xd What a psycho! I love that website, it's effin' hilarious...
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Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 4:50 pm
Craaaaaaazy... But I love that site!
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Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 6:11 pm
If that happened to me, I'd be calling animal control...
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Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 6:32 pm
This website is the funniest thing I've ever seen! Thank you for exposing me to such win, Jerba!
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Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 8:24 pm
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Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:16 pm
That's why it's a good idea to carry mace! blaugh
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Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:28 pm
That website makes me super happy, knowing I'm not the only freak-magnet in the world. gonk
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Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:36 pm
That website is pricelessly funny. xd
Sometimes I marvel at the stupidity of people.
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:37 am
Only a Twilight fan could come up with such a childish reply... I gotta check out that website.
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 6:32 am
Nara_Neji_02 If that happened to me, I'd be calling animal control... Security is always nice, too! mrgreen
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:59 am
Now I can't stop reading the rest!
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 9:33 am
Quote: Oh...so you're one of them human peoples? Priceless! xd
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 9:41 am
That why I keep a clove of garlic with me at all times 3nodding
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