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Toadette25
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 3:25 pm


My two friends got together and bought me two things. A sharpie and a New Moon calendar. I want some suggestions of what to do. My camera is broken so I can't post any pictures at the moment though.
PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 4:17 pm


Highlight all the examples of poor grammar and purple prose? (Maybe with post-it-notes of input next to them?)

Heh I fail so hard, I thought I read that you had received a copy of New Moon, not a New Moon Calender. I vote for drawing pimples and freckles all over Bella's face. If anything of the photos have someone with their mouth open give them black teeth! XD

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 7:34 pm


One word.
MOUSTACHES.
PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 1:15 am


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Give Jacob a Bra.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 1:30 am


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Highlight all the examples of poor grammar and purple prose? (Maybe with post-it-notes of input next to them?)

Heh I fail so hard, I thought I read that you had received a copy of New Moon, not a New Moon Calender. I vote for drawing pimples and freckles all over Bella's face. If anything of the photos have someone with their mouth open give them black teeth! XD


^ Lol. That's what I usually do!

My suggestion: You can try to make Jacob look like a real *****. I tried to do it once with a New Fail Burger King cup I got once but he ended up looking like Harry Potter. emo

As for Gayward Pattifag Edward, all I can think of is drawing a big old "L" on his forehead (He was lookin kinda dumb, with his finger and his thumb in a shape of a L on his forehead...Sorry sweatdrop ) or make him look like a redneck?
PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 1:52 am


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Nice! I wish I had the series though.
I can torture it!! For one thing, I'd make them look like the idiots that they are.
For example, I'll make Jacob look like a real sex offender. biggrin

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 6:35 am


Liebe Thelema
One word.
MOUSTACHES.

AMEN! Also, give all of them fuzzy eyebrows. And weird eyes.
PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 1:14 pm


When I got a magazine with Taylor "Dangerous Sex-Offender-In-Training" Lautner and Kirsten Stewart on the cover, I wrote "THUG LYFE" on Kristen's arm, wrote "Mary-Sue" on her forehead and wrote "I (HEART) TYLER'S VAN" on her forearm. As for Rapist-Eyes, Igave the little pig-nose some bad acne, a unicorn tattoo and made him look like a girl whom came out of Hot Topic. I suggest those ideas.

Also, I don't like Taylor Lautner.

OH OH OH! When you're done you can always go to a twitard and show them. Just make sure to show them ones that aren't too offensive, the ones that everyone can share a laugh with.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 1:15 pm


Give Bella a p***s burning_eyes
PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 1:59 pm


I has an idea! If you have a video camera, have your friend record you taking the calendar to school, and drawing on it and ripping it up in front of Twihards to record there reactions. :'D

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:53 pm


Lexie Red
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One word.
MOUSTACHES.

AMEN! Also, give all of them fuzzy eyebrows. And weird eyes.

And buck teeth!
PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:50 pm


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Give Bella a p***s burning_eyes

And give Gayward a mangina.
After that, they would have a bit of yaoi sex. gonk

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:07 pm


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Give Bella a p***s burning_eyes

And give Gayward a mangina.
After that, they would have a bit of yaoi sex. gonk

Hehe. That would be funny!
PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:08 pm


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Give Bella a p***s burning_eyes

And give Gayward a mangina.
After that, they would have a bit of yaoi sex. gonk

Hehe. That would be funny!

To me, Twilight has yaoi!! Edward and Bella do it all the time!

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