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Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 3:25 pm
My two friends got together and bought me two things. A sharpie and a New Moon calendar. I want some suggestions of what to do. My camera is broken so I can't post any pictures at the moment though.
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Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 4:17 pm
Highlight all the examples of poor grammar and purple prose? (Maybe with post-it-notes of input next to them?)
Heh I fail so hard, I thought I read that you had received a copy of New Moon, not a New Moon Calender. I vote for drawing pimples and freckles all over Bella's face. If anything of the photos have someone with their mouth open give them black teeth! XD
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Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 7:34 pm
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 1:15 am
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 1:30 am
twilight_is_for_idiots Highlight all the examples of poor grammar and purple prose? (Maybe with post-it-notes of input next to them?)Heh I fail so hard, I thought I read that you had received a copy of New Moon, not a New Moon Calender. I vote for drawing pimples and freckles all over Bella's face. If anything of the photos have someone with their mouth open give them black teeth! XD ^ Lol. That's what I usually do! My suggestion: You can try to make Jacob look like a real *****. I tried to do it once with a New Fail Burger King cup I got once but he ended up looking like Harry Potter. emo As for Gayward Pattifag Edward, all I can think of is drawing a big old "L" on his forehead ( He was lookin kinda dumb, with his finger and his thumb in a shape of a L on his forehead...Sorry sweatdrop ) or make him look like a redneck?
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 1:52 am
The Unholy Shadow  Give Jacob a Bra. Ω
Nice! I wish I had the series though. I can torture it!! For one thing, I'd make them look like the idiots that they are. For example, I'll make Jacob look like a real sex offender. biggrin
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 6:35 am
AMEN! Also, give all of them fuzzy eyebrows. And weird eyes.
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 1:14 pm
When I got a magazine with Taylor "Dangerous Sex-Offender-In-Training" Lautner and Kirsten Stewart on the cover, I wrote "THUG LYFE" on Kristen's arm, wrote "Mary-Sue" on her forehead and wrote "I (HEART) TYLER'S VAN" on her forearm. As for Rapist-Eyes, Igave the little pig-nose some bad acne, a unicorn tattoo and made him look like a girl whom came out of Hot Topic. I suggest those ideas.
Also, I don't like Taylor Lautner.
OH OH OH! When you're done you can always go to a twitard and show them. Just make sure to show them ones that aren't too offensive, the ones that everyone can share a laugh with.
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 1:15 pm
Give Bella a p***s burning_eyes
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 1:59 pm
I has an idea! If you have a video camera, have your friend record you taking the calendar to school, and drawing on it and ripping it up in front of Twihards to record there reactions. :'D
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:53 pm
Lexie Red AMEN! Also, give all of them fuzzy eyebrows. And weird eyes. And buck teeth!
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:50 pm
XxMetal_UniversexX Give Bella a p***s burning_eyes And give Gayward a mangina. After that, they would have a bit of yaoi sex. gonk
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:07 pm
Emperor Angelo XXV XxMetal_UniversexX Give Bella a p***s burning_eyes And give Gayward a mangina. After that, they would have a bit of yaoi sex. gonk Hehe. That would be funny!
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:08 pm
Scarlet Dusk Li Feng Emperor Angelo XXV XxMetal_UniversexX Give Bella a p***s burning_eyes And give Gayward a mangina. After that, they would have a bit of yaoi sex. gonk Hehe. That would be funny! To me, Twilight has yaoi!! Edward and Bella do it all the time!
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