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_kumiko-chan92_

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 6:56 pm


man goes on a trip south. when he gets there, he sends an email to his wife. he makes a typo and it goes to the wife of a recently deceased minister. she reads the email ,and faints. the email says:
from:ur husband
just arrived safely, but it sure is hot down here.

LOL!!! blaugh
PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 8:14 pm


*crickets chirp*

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:07 pm


Shomeone elshe is going to Hell with ush, boysh. Might be a good thing. I'd rather die than go to Heaven.
PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:13 pm


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crying crying u dont like it???

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 6:50 pm


kumikko-chan
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crying crying u dont like it???
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:08 pm


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crying crying u dont like it???
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crying thats ok if u dont.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 12:23 am


What goes "Putt, putt, putt, putt"?



A Bad Golfer.
PostPosted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 3:54 pm


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What goes "Putt, putt, putt, putt"?



A Bad Golfer.

lol

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 7:33 pm


boy: mommy, y are we pushing the car over the cliff?
mom: shut up, you'll wake up your father.
PostPosted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 6:41 pm


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I found it funny!

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 6:52 pm


y, thank u 3nodding
PostPosted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:16 pm


_kumiko-chan92_
boy: mommy, y are we pushing the car over the cliff?
mom: shut up, you'll wake up your father.
no no no noo! all wrong,firstly what was a car doing perched on a cliff? where do you even get a cliff? at a cliff store? oh yeah thats where i go for all my cliff needs.secondly why is a small child or child pushing a car over the side of said cliff? thats no place for a child to be playing.thirdly,why is the father sleeping in the car to begin with? dont make a lick of sence to me

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:56 pm


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_kumiko-chan92_
boy: mommy, y are we pushing the car over the cliff?
mom: shut up, you'll wake up your father.
no no no noo! all wrong,firstly what was a car doing perched on a cliff? where do you even get a cliff? at a cliff store? oh yeah thats where i go for all my cliff needs.secondly why is a small child or child pushing a car over the side of said cliff? thats no place for a child to be playing.thirdly,why is the father sleeping in the car to begin with? dont make a lick of sence to me
its not supposed to make sense, its a joke! jokes arent funny if you add logic! and if ur gonna nitpick, u spelled sense wrong. theres no "c" in it.
PostPosted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 5:37 pm


the point is she's trying to kill her husband cuz as long as he's asleep in the car she's seizing the oppertunity!

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 4:54 pm


yes, that is the point, but once u have to explain it, or put in logic, its no longer funny
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