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GreenLightM0nster
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 2:00 am


Be afraid oh lingering 'sane' members of the human race. Be VERY AFRAID!!

http://twilightguide.com/tg/2009/12/22/twilight-inspired-forks-reality-show/

http://hollywoodcrush.mtv.com/2009/12/22/twilight-inspired-forks-reality-show-more-details-revealed/

Zomg a Forks Reality TV show that is all 'serious' and will be about 'real life'. Yea, and it's TOTALLY not milking this Twilight cash cow for all it's worth! I'd TOTALLY watch that. Right after The Biggest Loser and Survivor of course. rolleyes
PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 2:27 am


I really hope this doesn't go through.

Hey c'mon... Biggest Loser is life-changing

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Salem Jones

PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 3:38 am


Yikes, their town has a tourist hike and it goes to their heads, huh?
But it seems like a lot of people have the idea with these twihards and know how to milk'em... anything Twilight related, they'll probably watch it.

Happy New Year Gaia
PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 3:44 am


Oh good God no. What has this world come to? *sob*


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Lexie Red

PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 5:21 am


I don't get it... what's the plot?
PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 7:42 am


This better not happen. It'd be WORSE than Twilight because there would LITTERALLY be no plot and yet the Twitards would watch simply because it's Forks! gonk

I'm not a big fan of Reality TV (though I do like American Idol, Find My Family, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, and Say Yes to the Dress) and I'd be forced to hit someone/ something if this show actually aired. I already have to deal with seeing Twilight every day at school, I don't wanna hear about a shitty reality show based on it.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 7:58 am


>< Makes me glad I don't get much time to watch television. If I was from Forks, I'd have to kill myself.
PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 9:23 am


That sucks. Damn, was that a pun? (New Year's Resolution: no more puns when avoidable).

Personally, I hate reality shows. They're so pointless. And this is probably the most pointless of all. God damn it.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 10:47 am


Jerba
That sucks. Damn, was that a pun? (New Year's Resolution: no more puns when avoidable).

Personally, I hate reality shows. They're so pointless. And this is probably the most pointless of all. God damn it.

My teacher was going to be on a reality show, they made them all rehearse.

Except s**t-all happens in Forks. Other than being the mecca of Cullenists.

EDIT: Upon reading them carefully, I have determined that they may be trying to rid Forks of the Twilight image.
PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 12:13 pm


Ridding Forks of the Twilight image is god's work, but I doubt anyone could succeed right now. Maybe in a few years, but now? Using some retardo reality TV show aint helping, either.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 8:13 pm


WTF.
PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 9:15 pm


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Fail.

That is all I have to say.

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supersailorpeach

PostPosted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 8:41 am


... Lame. sweatdrop
PostPosted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 11:22 am


The layout on the first website made me want to gouge my eyes out and replace them with googly eyes.
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Lexie Red

PostPosted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 12:52 pm


... I still don't get it.
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