Name: Andeon Boskovic
Nicknames: Big McLargehuge, Thick McRunFast, Dirk Hardpec, Rip Steakface, Slate Slabroc, Crud Bonemeal.. I'll stop now.
Gender: All man, baby.
Age: 18
Fav. Food: Apples, peanut butter, cheese-whiz, and your mom. Preferably all combined in one amazingly awesome situation.
Hated Food: Asparagus, squash, and anything pickled. Who the hell thought putting something in vinegar and letting it rot for a month was a good way to prepare food? Not Andeon, that's for sure. He's way too smart for that.
Gift: Wit: Some people might say that the ability to come up with witty comebacks on the fly is not a gift. Clearly, those people have never tried playing WoW for 8 hours a day without any ability to produce snappy burns. Give it a shot, and you will understand that repartee is a ******** form. Andeon understands this to the fullest, and he has always utilized this to his advantage. While others might have been born with the brute strength needed to bully others, Andeon prefers the method of verbally bitchslapping you until you're sobbing on the ground and crying for your mommy. And is she going to save you? No, because Andeon is wooing her with his superior wit and schoolboy charm.
Who's your daddy?
Virtues:
I Feel Pretty, Oh So Pretty: Andeon is confident about, well, everything. And why shouldn't he be? He's awesome. He's amazing. He's the bees ******** knees, my friend, and no amount of reason or logic is going to convince him otherwise. Aa far as Andeon is concerned, all the ladies want to date him, all the men want to be him, and all of their mothers want to sleep with him.
And Witty: Andeon is smarter than your average pic-a-nic basket, which gives him an advantage over your average student.
And Gaaaaay!: Not like that, you pervert. You can't really bring Andeon down from his perpetual high-on-life state of mind. It takes a great deal of perseverance to get under his skin and bring him out of the mentality that the world revolves around his happiness, and thus life is a fantastic field of Xbox controllers and breasts through which he may frolic.
Flaws:
Dude, Where's My Car?: Smart as he is, it really wouldn't be surprising if Andeon forgot his own name.
No, really, where the ******** is my car YOU PIECE OF s**t?!: Whenever one manages to pull Andeon down off of his Happy Pedestal of Breasts and Xbox, his temper is ridiculous. It is indiscriminate, and he is just as likely to snap at a friend or ally while in the grip of a mood swing.
Boner-rific: In the presence of attractive women, Andeon seems capable of thinking with only one of his heads (Hint: It's not the one on his shoulders.) This will be an incredibly unfortunate flaw should he ever become a Senshi, considering... well, the Negaverse is packed with more hot babes than a strip club in the red light district.
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