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Jerba
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 1:34 pm


I went with my sister to Wal-Mart last night to get some gifts. So we went by the corner of one of the aisles and there was a display of new moon posters. One was cardboard, and had two of the little asterisk (*) stickers on it, and Edward's mouth had been torn out. I noted that Edward looked especially drugged up in the picture, saying how gross his face looked. We were in a hurry, and I told my sister I would just be a sec. I peeled off the stickers and replaced them over his eyes. It was f-in' hilarious!!

I wish I had gotten a picture...
PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 1:54 pm


Jerba
I wish I had gotten a picture...


DAMN RIGHT you should have. scream

Ah well, sounds funny. LOL

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GreenLightM0nster
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:18 pm


Damn, I thought this was going to be a discussion about the 'People Of Wall mart' site. I love going there, but I always feel ashamed leaving. Or occasionally horrified. gonk

I once drew a mustache and boogers on an Edward poster I found at a bus station. I think I tried to draw huge boobs on Bella too but it made her look pregnant. stare
PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:01 pm


twilight_is_for_idiots
Damn, I thought this was going to be a discussion about the 'People Of Wall mart' site. I love going there, but I always feel ashamed leaving. Or occasionally horrified. gonk

I once drew a mustache and boogers on an Edward poster I found at a bus station. I think I tried to draw huge boobs on Bella too but it made her look pregnant. stare
lol Sorry it's not a series... but it could be if I went there more often. So far it's only 1 Wal-Mart adventure.

Jerba
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GreenLightM0nster
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:04 pm


Jerba
twilight_is_for_idiots
Damn, I thought this was going to be a discussion about the 'People Of Wall mart' site. I love going there, but I always feel ashamed leaving. Or occasionally horrified. gonk

I once drew a mustache and boogers on an Edward poster I found at a bus station. I think I tried to draw huge boobs on Bella too but it made her look pregnant. stare
lol Sorry it's not a series... but it could be if I went there more often. So far it's only 1 Wal-Mart adventure.


I don't like some aspects of my local Walmart. They went hog wild on the Twilight merchandise to the point where it's kind of creepy. Every section has a Twilight themed product in it. O_o a anti-twilighter suffering from paranoia has probably had a mental breakdown within the store.
PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:07 pm


twilight_is_for_idiots
Jerba
twilight_is_for_idiots
Damn, I thought this was going to be a discussion about the 'People Of Wall mart' site. I love going there, but I always feel ashamed leaving. Or occasionally horrified. gonk

I once drew a mustache and boogers on an Edward poster I found at a bus station. I think I tried to draw huge boobs on Bella too but it made her look pregnant. stare
lol Sorry it's not a series... but it could be if I went there more often. So far it's only 1 Wal-Mart adventure.


I don't like some aspects of my local Walmart. They went hog wild on the Twilight merchandise to the point where it's kind of creepy. Every section has a Twilight themed product in it. O_o a anti-twilighter suffering from paranoia has probably had a mental breakdown within the store.
*twitchy horrified face* I would probably be the one having a breakdown.

Jerba
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GreenLightM0nster
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:10 pm


Jerba
twilight_is_for_idiots
Jerba
twilight_is_for_idiots
Damn, I thought this was going to be a discussion about the 'People Of Wall mart' site. I love going there, but I always feel ashamed leaving. Or occasionally horrified. gonk

I once drew a mustache and boogers on an Edward poster I found at a bus station. I think I tried to draw huge boobs on Bella too but it made her look pregnant. stare
lol Sorry it's not a series... but it could be if I went there more often. So far it's only 1 Wal-Mart adventure.


I don't like some aspects of my local Walmart. They went hog wild on the Twilight merchandise to the point where it's kind of creepy. Every section has a Twilight themed product in it. O_o a anti-twilighter suffering from paranoia has probably had a mental breakdown within the store.
*twitchy horrified face* I would probably be the one having a breakdown.


What really got me was this big assed Twilight make-up display placed right in the middle of the front part of the store when the actual cosmetics section is on the other side of the store. X_x
PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:13 pm


Lulz. To the mid.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 7:20 pm


Yikes. I'm considering buying a supply of Hufflepuff scarves, just so I can tie them around Robert Pattinson cutouts.
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