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puppydogcharly

PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:33 pm


this was in their "About Me" section.. o.o

1. I poured glitter on my BF so he'd be just like Edward!
2. Fictional characters dazzle me. Frequently.
3. I stabbed Edward Cullen with a spork. And lived to tell the tale.
4. I stay up at night waiting for Edward to show up.
5. Ballet studios give me the chills.
6. I've developed a weird habit out of biting people...
7. I'm willing to bet against Alice.
8. Shiny silver Volvos make me squel like a fan girl.
9. When I have kids, I'll name them after the Cullens.
10. I jumped in front of a moving van just to see if Edward would save me.
11. I'm intoxicated by the mere presence of a friggin' book.
12. I pray for rain so Edward can come out and play.
13. I'm buying a Cullen car. Just to see if it comes free with a vampire.
14. I threw away all my Harry Potter books so make way for my Twilight ones.
15. I went to the doctor the other day... And asked him how Edward was doing.
16. I went to the doctor the other day... And called him Carlisle.
17. Popsicles are now my favorite treat. Cold, hard, and sweet.
18. I saw a grizzly bear and screamed, "Emmett!!!"
19. If anyone asks, I'm from Forks.
20. Whenever I hear the name Edward, I go... "What?! Where?!"
21. Edward heard me thinking of him... And he blushed like a schoolgirl.
22. I have a new pickup line... "Are you a vampire? 'Cause you dazzle me!"
23. I am addicted to something called heroin TWILIGHT!
24. I can hear Edward in my head, too
25. I named all my dogs after Jacob Black and his friends.
PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:36 pm


What the hell are they on??

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:48 pm


Three syllables: Pa-the-tic!
PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 7:42 pm


i know but seirously some of these things are just scary, like that she hears edward and that edward blushed while reading her mind wtf edward doesnt even exist.

puppydogcharly


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 7:51 pm


Geeze, just when you think the Twitards can't get any more pathetic...they go and prove you wrong. xd

puppy- maybe she needs a padded cell and a straight jacket.
PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 8:08 pm


puppydogcharly
8. Shiny silver Volvos make me squel like a fan girl.


Yeah, Volvos make me squel, too.

puppydogcharly
10. I jumped in front of a moving van just to see if Edward would save me.


I hope more Twilight fans follow this person's lead.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 8:27 pm


Oh my. That's just unhealthy.
PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 8:43 pm


Number 14 is a sin.

minahakuba12345


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 8:45 pm


....meep
PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 9:52 pm


Firequeen133
Number 14 is a sin.


Agreed.

Friied Cheekan


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 9:58 pm


Friied Cheekan
Firequeen133
Number 14 is a sin.


Agreed.


oh my god that is sad.
PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:00 pm


Number 1 actually happened.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 1:00 am


http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss199/leafsuck3000/Coachhines2.jpg SON OF A MOTHER'S LOVER!!! IF I FIND THE SICK TWITARD WHO HAS THIS AND WANTS THIS TO HAPPEN TO THEM, I SWEAR TO GOD IN HEAVEN, I WILL TURN THEIR EYES INTO SCRAMBLED EGGS, DON'T ASK ME HOW!!!!!!!!
PostPosted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 4:12 am


Oh my dear god.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 6:38 am


Friied Cheekan
Firequeen133
Number 14 is a sin.


Agreed.

Agreed as well.
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