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I went to see New Moon with some friends (they invited me. Also, another friend from school was there. Turns out she shares a class with my ex and my ex is crying. I kind of still like her but that's another story.). I got some of those magazines they have with Bella in the arms of Jacob and did some editing: The usual pimples, nipples, lipstick, tattoos, etc., but I wrote "THUG LYFE" and "MARY-SUE," "I (HEART) TYLER'S VAN," and "TWILIGHT SUCKS!!!"

There were these girls behind us, and I asked what team they are. Edward. I said I was Team Tyler's Van.

We spent the movie LOL'ing at the stuff. Spoilers below:

-Jasper tries to eat (OMNOMNOMNOM) Bella, but Edward protect her by throwing her across a room and into a desk.
-Bella gets lost in the woods within sight of her own home (I mean, she just has to go backwards - she was walking straight!) and having to be saved by a shirtless INJUN (He knew how to get to her house...?)
- Edward's sparkles looking like fish scales.
- Comparing Jacob to a dog (My friend said, "Sit, Jacob! Don't pee on the floor!")
-When Bella hits her head on the rocks.
-When Bella is grounded by her dad and sneaks out anyway.
-Edward getting slammed by the Volturi.

There are many other hilarious scenes. blaugh

When we went out of the theatre, a line went from out theatre (1) to the end of the hall. :/ I told the people not to go, and then I said some spoilers from the fourth book.

My friends snuck into another movie, but I wasn't feeling so good so I called my mom. We went to Wal-Mart and I got Sims 2 OFB for getting a good report card.

my review of the movie, with swears: It was s**t. Shitter than s**t. It was so s**t that it made me want to eat a s**t, then take a s**t, and then do a s**t.

But at least I managed to get through it. ANd I will again tomorrow.

Discuss.

Man, I wanna see that movie so bad now. Great review. xd