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 Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 4:31 pm
Well I guess it was unpreventable; Oprah is interviewing that hack author on her show.
(On a side note, Meyer sounds like one of those ditzy chicks that goes tanning every week. lol)
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 4:34 pm
Demoness Crystallia Well I guess it was unpreventable; Oprah is interviewing that hack author on her show. (On a side note, Meyer sounds like one of those ditzy chicks that goes tanning every week. lol) She signed something "XOXO STEPH." Obviously, Smeyer is a 16-year-old girl trapped in a 470-pound woman.
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 4:41 pm
(GAG! GAGG!)
It's the end of the world!!
...She didn't crush Oprah's couch, did she?
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 4:43 pm
Jerba (GAG! GAGG!) It's the end of the world!! ...She didn't crush Oprah's couch, did she? If they can hold up Oprah, it could probably hold up that thing. Which makes me wonder, who is fatter? Oprah eats people, but Smeyer hides them in her rolls of fat. Someone should tell the fat black one that the white fat one's books are sexist, racist, promote ***** and abuse, and has no plot.
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 4:47 pm
KingJack! Jerba (GAG! GAGG!) It's the end of the world!! ...She didn't crush Oprah's couch, did she? If they can hold up Oprah, it could probably hold up that thing. Which makes me wonder, who is fatter? Oprah eats people, but Smeyer hides them in her rolls of fat. Someone should tell the fat black one that the white fat one's books are sexist, racist, promote ***** and abuse, and has no plot. lol Maybe their net weight would crush it; I don't know. Meyer's probably fatter.
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 4:51 pm
Jerba KingJack! Jerba (GAG! GAGG!) It's the end of the world!! ...She didn't crush Oprah's couch, did she? If they can hold up Oprah, it could probably hold up that thing. Which makes me wonder, who is fatter? Oprah eats people, but Smeyer hides them in her rolls of fat. Someone should tell the fat black one that the white fat one's books are sexist, racist, promote ***** and abuse, and has no plot. lol Maybe their net weight would crush it; I don't know. Meyer's probably fatter. I say we cover both of them in some fudge or sauce and see which one will be eaten first.
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 4:57 pm
KingJack! Jerba KingJack! Jerba (GAG! GAGG!) It's the end of the world!! ...She didn't crush Oprah's couch, did she? If they can hold up Oprah, it could probably hold up that thing. Which makes me wonder, who is fatter? Oprah eats people, but Smeyer hides them in her rolls of fat. Someone should tell the fat black one that the white fat one's books are sexist, racist, promote ***** and abuse, and has no plot. lol Maybe their net weight would crush it; I don't know. Meyer's probably fatter. I say we cover both of them in some fudge or sauce and see which one will be eaten first.
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 4:59 pm
rofl Reading this conversation made my day much more fun. rofl
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:09 pm
KingJack! Jerba KingJack! Jerba (GAG! GAGG!) It's the end of the world!! ...She didn't crush Oprah's couch, did she? If they can hold up Oprah, it could probably hold up that thing. Which makes me wonder, who is fatter? Oprah eats people, but Smeyer hides them in her rolls of fat. Someone should tell the fat black one that the white fat one's books are sexist, racist, promote ***** and abuse, and has no plot. lol Maybe their net weight would crush it; I don't know. Meyer's probably fatter. I say we cover both of them in some fudge or sauce and see which one will be eaten first. And rainbow sprinkles. Don't you dare forget the rainbow sprinkles.
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:19 pm
Ok, I know we all hate SM, but please stop with the fat jokes...It's kinda mean, even if we ARE insulting SM. confused
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:28 pm
_Loyal-Lilly_ Ok, I know we all hate SM, but please stop with the fat jokes...It's kinda mean, even if we ARE insulting SM. confused Many authors are fat, actually. I'm afraid to become one as I may not fit the qualifications.
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:51 pm
Jerba2 _Loyal-Lilly_ Ok, I know we all hate SM, but please stop with the fat jokes...It's kinda mean, even if we ARE insulting SM. confused Many authors are fat, actually. I'm afraid to become one as I may not fit the qualifications. Being fat isn't so bad.It kinda makes a cushion whenever you fall.
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:30 pm
Cameron Edgewood Jerba2 _Loyal-Lilly_ Ok, I know we all hate SM, but please stop with the fat jokes...It's kinda mean, even if we ARE insulting SM. confused Many authors are fat, actually. I'm afraid to become one as I may not fit the qualifications. Being fat isn't so bad.It kinda makes a cushion whenever you fall. More cushion for the pushin'. xd (hey, somebody had to say it sweatdrop ) though in SM's case, a lil too much cushion...and ...wow, I'm getting scary mental pictures now... burning_eyes I think I'm just gonna shuddup and call it a night....><
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 8:48 pm
_Loyal-Lilly_ Ok, I know we all hate SM, but please stop with the fat jokes...It's kinda mean, even if we ARE insulting SM. confused Fat people are allowed to make fat jokes, it's a double-standard. Besides, have YOU had a dream of Stephenie Meyer eating you?
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 8:55 pm
KingJack! Besides, have YOU had a dream of Stephenie Meyer eating you? I had a dream I murdered her brutally and ate her flesh, but no... (Actually she looked like she lost weight... I didn't recognize her at first.)
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