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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 4:04 pm

In a guild that I joined, the captain decided to make a Twilight fanfic contest.I decided to join in the stupidity and submit something.And now, for your viewing idiocracy, here is-teh mgicl twilight fnfic of awesum!!1!!one!!

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The ever-smexxi Edward Cullen was standing next to his girlfriend Bella.

"Hey edwrd liak do u wan 2 go do smthn liak mabe go 2 teh movees?"

Edward looked over at her, sparkling in the sun.

"Bella," he said.

"Yes?" she replied.

"Bella."

"Yes?"

"Bella."

"Yes?"

"Bella."

"dood jst tel meh wut u wan 2 say!!"

"..........Bella."

"Yes?"

"I'm a MoOoOoOnStEeEeEer!!"

"eddy i dnt car i <3 u ur so smexxi!!"

And then they made out.Three hours later, Edward got the s%#t beat out of him by Sonic the Hedgehog, and Bella got sucked into Mushroom Kingdom and killed by a koopa.

THE END~^w^

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It only took me like, two minutes, thus the crappiness.Still, worth a shot.

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 4:23 pm

You gave them too much personality.

but you might want to add some mroe "I love you, I'll kill you!!!"

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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 4:26 pm

Ow...

Hi again.I just went outside for a walk, and you know what I saw?Cullenists.They saw my rosemary and started making fun of my Christianity.Then I made fun of Cullenism.Then they beat the s**t out of me.I'm sad.

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 4:32 pm

Cameron Edgewood

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Hi again.I just went outside for a walk, and you know what I saw?Cullenists.They saw my rosemary and started making fun of my Christianity.Then I made fun of Cullenism.Then they beat the s**t out of me.I'm sad.

Call the police and say it's a religious hate crime.

Next time you see them, tell them you want to join CUllenism. Recite to them their prayer and say you want to learn of the sparkly one.

While there, ask why vampire venom can impregnate a women when it can ******** up a contact lens. Or Why Edward doesn't count as a *****. Or why worshipping the Cullens as gods is soemthing they do, even though this is against Meyer's religion.

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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 4:42 pm

I LOL'd.

That was frikkin' awesome. I hope you win.

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 4:44 pm

KingJack!

Cameron Edgewood

Ow...

Hi again.I just went outside for a walk, and you know what I saw?Cullenists.They saw my rosemary and started making fun of my Christianity.Then I made fun of Cullenism.Then they beat the s**t out of me.I'm sad.

Call the police and say it's a religious hate crime.

Next time you see them, tell them you want to join CUllenism. Recite to them their prayer and say you want to learn of the sparkly one.

While there, ask why vampire venom can impregnate a women when it can ******** up a contact lens. Or Why Edward doesn't count as a *****. Or why worshipping the Cullens as gods is soemthing they do, even though this is against Meyer's religion.

Oh, man, that sucks. I'm sorry.

Next time you see them, just beat the s**t out of them back. Or just laugh and act REALLY, scary happy.

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