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 Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 12:02 am
And not only were the employers working there Twilight fans, they also started playing in the background, that song Rob Pat "sings" (and by sings, I mean "sounding as if he were dying, and making me wish he actually was dying"). They then started debating how they liked listening to the song better, on speakers or through their headphones. So, loudly, I said "YEAH, SO THIS IS THE SONG, YOU KNOW ROB PAT SINGS, WITH THE SUPER LONG INTRO THAT'S LIKE FIVE MINUTES LONG, AND THEN ROB PAT STARTS HAVING A SEIZURE?" My girlfriend waited for the singing to start, then twitching with laughter, walked out of the store. That's when I said loudly, yet again "YEAH THIS STORE WENT DOWN IN POINTS SO MUCH JUST NOW. HOW ******** LAME." Laughing, I left the store.
But yeah, New Moon is decorated all over their windows and everything and every time I walk by, I gag loudly. And when I'm in the store, and see people looking, I say loudly "Yeah, I don't get why anyone would find such an insult to literature a 'phenomenon'". The other day, we stopped by the store with my girlfriend's friend and she was looking at the products, and I yelled loudly every time she touched or got close to the products, "DON'T TOUCH IT. IT'S LIKE AIDS. YOU'LL GET CONTAMINATED" Oh, god it's amazing.
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 12:36 am
 Imagine that I gave you the best sandwich of your life just for doing that xD
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 8:05 am
The Unholy Shadow Imagine that I gave you the best sandwich of your life just for doing that xD
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well I just gave him a pony for it.
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 8:06 am
You're awesome.
If I went out more often I'd totally do that. ALL THE TIME. Then I'd get banned from the store. xd
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:01 pm
You went to the belly of the beast and survived, wow. Not Stephie's huge one, but the belly of the Twilight cash-cow.
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:04 pm
I had expected no less from Hot Topic. Anywhozzle, a major award for your journeys!
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:11 pm
L Y Z Z A C I O U S` DB The Unholy Shadow Imagine that I gave you the best sandwich of your life just for doing that xD
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well I just gave him a pony for it. And I gave him a...a... Magical rainbow! Yeah!
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:29 pm
xXBisexual FlanXx L Y Z Z A C I O U S` DB The Unholy Shadow Imagine that I gave you the best sandwich of your life just for doing that xD
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well I just gave him a pony for it. And I gave him a...a... Magical rainbow! Yeah! Well I gave him the following- A grandma made out of pudding who doesn't care how much she gets eaten, and the power to take off his feet before he goes to bed and when he closes his eyes reeeal tight, he can watch Toy Story on his eyelids.
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:41 pm
Cameron Edgewood xXBisexual FlanXx L Y Z Z A C I O U S` DB The Unholy Shadow Imagine that I gave you the best sandwich of your life just for doing that xD
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well I just gave him a pony for it. And I gave him a...a... Magical rainbow! Yeah! Well I gave him the following- A grandma made out of pudding who doesn't care how much she gets eaten, and the power to take off his feet before he goes to bed and when he closes his eyes reeeal tight, he can watch Toy Story on his eyelids. But I want to watch Toy Story on my eyelids... Can you do it to me, too?
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:56 pm
I went in there to get an All That T-shirt with my friend and said something similar upon seeing Twilight Band-aids (Emphasis on the AIDS) and a Vinyl record of the soundtrack.
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:25 pm
You're a genius!!
If Hot Topic or any other Twicrap merchandising store shows up back here in the homeland, then there shall be boycotting!!
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 8:02 pm
First, I would like to point out that you guys are ALL amazing. Beyond anything in this universe.
Second, I would also like to point out, just an fyi, that I am in fact a GIRL. So yeah. I know, I'm confusing, but it works.
Third, I'm not a big fan of Toy Story, but I love Tom Hanks, so I guess I won't complain. biggrin
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 8:06 pm
Dude, that reminds me. I want an interactive granny simulator. That says weird prophetic s**t.
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:44 am
You know, I had a feeling you were a girl XD
Man I wouldnt really care if I got thrown out, but I would have just yelled "THE ENTIRE TWILIGHT SERIES SUCKS" just for lulz
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:57 am
Demoness Crystallia You know, I had a feeling you were a girl XD Man I wouldnt really care if I got thrown out, but I would have just yelled "THE ENTIRE TWILIGHT SERIES SUCKS" just for lulz I've done that! I was in Hot Topic. I actually got into a discussion about the fails of Twilight with The employees. we are now friends. I got into it with the people in Spencer's too. One chick got so angry/upset she just left the store. Pushed right into me. My mall may be tiny, But it's full of awesome employees. Good job Moonshoes. Good job.
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