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KingJack!

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:54 pm


http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/story_detail.php?asset_id=273867

It tells the story of Smella Meyer and Edweak Stu. Smella is enamoured by the sparkles and power and money of Edweak, but Edweak is repelled by her large butt and huge lips.

I expect to severely troll the little fanbrats on the Exchange.

Discuss.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:01 pm


HAVE MY BABIES.

I MEAN- I uh want to HAVE your babies. CLEARLY what I meant. eek

I can't believe I just told someone to bear my children despite my lack of manparts. I think I really AM Miroku.

Andy Magnuseth


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:23 pm


Miki Ishikawa
HAVE MY BABIES.

I MEAN- I uh want to HAVE your babies. CLEARLY what I meant. eek

I can't believe I just told someone to bear my children despite my lack of manparts. I think I really AM Miroku.

Hey, with Sims and some cheats, anything is possible.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:26 pm


Pretty much a summary of the book right there... XD

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:38 pm


Demoness Crystallia
Pretty much a summary of the book right there... XD

Sweet. But I need some help coming up with ideas if I decide to do another one. I can only think of Jacob right now, no plot or material or jokes.

Also, hate to be a bothering badass, but if anyone has a Sims 2 account there, would you mind signing my guestbook or something?
PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:46 pm


LOL. I like the part about the piano.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:06 pm


KingJack!
Miki Ishikawa
HAVE MY BABIES.

I MEAN- I uh want to HAVE your babies. CLEARLY what I meant. eek

I can't believe I just told someone to bear my children despite my lack of manparts. I think I really AM Miroku.

Hey, with Sims and some cheats, anything is possible.
YAY!

...MAKE EDWEAK HAVE THE BABY.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:14 pm


Miki Ishikawa
KingJack!
Miki Ishikawa
HAVE MY BABIES.

I MEAN- I uh want to HAVE your babies. CLEARLY what I meant. eek

I can't believe I just told someone to bear my children despite my lack of manparts. I think I really AM Miroku.

Hey, with Sims and some cheats, anything is possible.
YAY!

...MAKE EDWEAK HAVE THE BABY.

No, I want Smella to have it; she will birth the ugly and angularly lumpy sea creature. I might make her a vampire so she can die in the sun while birthing.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:35 pm


Jack.. you win.. I wish to have your hand in marriage some day.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:39 pm


KingJack!
Miki Ishikawa
KingJack!
Miki Ishikawa
HAVE MY BABIES.

I MEAN- I uh want to HAVE your babies. CLEARLY what I meant. eek

I can't believe I just told someone to bear my children despite my lack of manparts. I think I really AM Miroku.

Hey, with Sims and some cheats, anything is possible.
YAY!

...MAKE EDWEAK HAVE THE BABY.

No, I want Smella to have it; she will birth the ugly and angularly lumpy sea creature. I might make her a vampire so she can die in the sun while birthing.

DO IT.

Cinna-it


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:40 pm


TerriblyWorriedWoodchuck
Jack.. you win.. I wish to have your hand in marriage some day.

It's funny...a lot of people have been saying that.

OH OH OH! I can make you all sims and start a harem. smile
PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:00 pm


Hur xD That's awesome.
And I read his name as "Edsteak" at first.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:07 am


TerriblyWorriedWoodchuck
Jack.. you win.. I wish to have your hand in marriage some day.
but- but I wanted him to bear MY- er I wanted his babies?
PostPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:08 am


KingJack!
TerriblyWorriedWoodchuck
Jack.. you win.. I wish to have your hand in marriage some day.

It's funny...a lot of people have been saying that.

OH OH OH! I can make you all sims and start a harem. smile

I have a picture I'll have to upload to describe what my sim should look like.

Andy Magnuseth


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 7:51 am


That was ********' awesome. I love you. heart heart heart heart heart
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