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Jerba
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 5:48 am


I've noticed this... since I got them a week ago. At first, I refused to take them into my room. I left them just outside the door in a stack on a chest. I knew that I would get paranoid if I knew they were in my room...
But it's more than that.

The first night I noticed, my older sister had grabbed eclipse and put it on the floor of my room, next to my bed where I couldn't see it. That night I dreamt my sister died. I awoke in horror, and nearly stepped on it when I got up. I took it out of my room.

Last night, I had stuffed the book into my backpack. I had the worst Twilight nightmare of all... I met STEPHENIE MEYER HERSELF.

I know - scary. I woke in a cold sweat, my arms numb. I was horrified.

The books are evil. Very, VERY evil.
PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 8:06 am


O
MY
GAWD


Kill yourself...

Friied Cheekan


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 10:11 am


You must stab them with stakes, cut off the top of the book, fill the pages with garlic, and throw them in a river!!Then they will no longer be there, and their souls will be demolished!!!
....
OH WAIT.THAT'S FOR REAL VAMPIRE BOOKS.
PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 10:43 am


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You must stab them with stakes, cut off the top of the book, fill the pages with garlic, and throw them in a river!!Then they will no longer be there, and their souls will be demolished!!!
....
OH WAIT.THAT'S FOR REAL VAMPIRE BOOKS.


Ahahahahahaa.

Yeah, no seriously, I think that book would be useful for firewood.


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 1:06 pm


WHAT A FREAKIN' COINCIDENCE!

Last week, I had the first Twilight book in my backpack. I had brought it upstairs one day because my mom wanted me to keep my backpack in my room, and not on the chair downstairs.

Anyway, back to the dream: I had a dream that I was outside the Science Center or something. I'm not sure, but it looked like the Center.

A bunch of girl were gathering a GIANT Twilight book, same cover as the one in my backpack (the movie one). They were reading it, but the book was sending them telepathic images to them, Stephenie Meyer's version, and not the movie version.

And the scary part is: I LIKED IT!

Then I woke up with a sharp gasp.
PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 4:04 pm


Ho shist!
I've never had a Twitemare before...
That's be awful, but I haven't had a real dream since I was 10!
Lucky me!

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 4:11 pm


Only dream I had involving Twilight, was killing SMeyer in the most bloody and violent way possible.
PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 4:17 pm


How odd
Because after I had my surgery and was reading the books I slept with them next to me
D:
It dulled the pain because I kept thinking of the lulzy things I had read in them
And I've only had a Twilight dream once
And it was something about being in the meadow and being happy (It was cute in the movie and I have allergies to all types of grasses and most trees so you know me having a dream about rolling around in grass and stuff will always be a happy one)

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 4:32 pm


Cameron Edgewood
You must stab them with stakes, cut off the top of the book, fill the pages with garlic, and throw them in a river!!Then they will no longer be there, and their souls will be demolished!!!
....
OH WAIT.THAT'S FOR REAL VAMPIRE BOOKS.


Exactly, lmao. ^^
PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:09 pm


As far as Twilight-related nightmares are concerned, I get a lot of them. gonk
Most involve a world where Stephenie Meyer is ruling the world!! gonk gonk

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:11 pm


Kill the books with fire!
Problem solved.
PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:35 pm


I've been having so many Twilight dreams it's scary! The first one I remember was having an art assignment - to draw the logo. It disturbs me...

I'd like to destroy the books... but I can't yet. I'm still not finished highliting the first, and I've already had them for eight days! What is wrong with me??

I still need Breaking Dawn but I have a feeling it will give me night terrors.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:40 pm


Jerba
I've been having so many Twilight dreams it's scary! The first one I remember was having an art assignment - to draw the logo. It disturbs me...

I'd like to destroy the books... but I can't yet. I'm still not finished highliting the first, and I've already had them for eight days! What is wrong with me??

I still need Breaking Dawn but I have a feeling it will give me night terrors.

*gives you cheesecake for your heroism*
You can do it!
PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:41 pm


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Jerba
I've been having so many Twilight dreams it's scary! The first one I remember was having an art assignment - to draw the logo. It disturbs me...

I'd like to destroy the books... but I can't yet. I'm still not finished highliting the first, and I've already had them for eight days! What is wrong with me??

I still need Breaking Dawn but I have a feeling it will give me night terrors.

*gives you cheesecake for your heroism*
You can do it!
stare Too bad you couldn't have given me $15 or so to actually BUY it.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:43 pm


Jerba
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Jerba
I've been having so many Twilight dreams it's scary! The first one I remember was having an art assignment - to draw the logo. It disturbs me...

I'd like to destroy the books... but I can't yet. I'm still not finished highliting the first, and I've already had them for eight days! What is wrong with me??

I still need Breaking Dawn but I have a feeling it will give me night terrors.

*gives you cheesecake for your heroism*
You can do it!
stare Too bad you couldn't have given me $15 or so to actually BUY it.

Sorry, I can't send money overseas, for you are in the West, and I'm in the Far East. crying sweatdrop
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