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 Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 7:48 am
For those who don't know, Stephenie's manager is her brother. According to Frozen Apples, he goes through all her fan-mail and he will only show mail that praises his sister, since we all know he can't handle criticism. Because of this, and because the mail has to be PERFECT!, no letters get to Meyer. Supposedly/Allegedly.
So, I was thinking, if we ever find a way to contact Meyer (besides Satanic rituals, no offense to the Satanists), we should tell her brother that he is doing a good job sheltering his sister, but that she really needs to listen to criticism.
Also, I found another way to troll Twifans: We go online, get them to talk about their favorite quotes, and then say you "just loved" Pages 103-104 and Page 345. If they ask for the quotes (since they're too lazy to look them up, I've noticed), you can find them on Frozen APples, under the "ZOMG! HOW CAN U SAI EDWARD'S ABUSIVE?!?!?!" article.
Discuss?
Discuss.
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Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 8:40 am
I'd like to get to her... Maybe just compliment in general then when she responds you throw out everything you've got.
When I got to pgs 103-104, I highlighted everything in bright orange (which means abuse/sexual innuendo/depression). Thank you for those pages! mrgreen
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Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 11:28 am
I've always wanted to send SMeyer "fan mail" to b***h about how horrid the book is. But now I can't, stupid brother ._.
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Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 1:20 pm
I'd love to send her some constructive critisism, but it'll never get to her with that stupid brother in the way.
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Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 1:21 pm
Personally I think it's sheer idiocy. If Meyer doesn't have a thick enough skin to handle criticism in Fanmail she shouldn't have become a ******** author. That comes with the job. In fact it's an unavoidable part of it. The critism is there because the people want you to improve.
Hell J.K Rowling and Stephen King had probably both been eaten alive by critical fans, but you don't see them crying and having someone censor their fanmail. Way to bury your head in the sand Meyer. rolleyes
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Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 2:51 pm
KingJack! For those who don't know, Stephenie's manager is her brother. According to Frozen Apples, he goes through all her fan-mail and he will only show mail that praises his sister, since we all know he can't handle criticism. Because of this, and because the mail has to be PERFECT!, no letters get to Meyer. Supposedly/Allegedly. So, I was thinking, if we ever find a way to contact Meyer (besides Satanic rituals, no offense to the Satanists), we should tell her brother that he is doing a good job sheltering his sister, but that she really needs to listen to criticism. Also, I found another way to troll Twifans: We go online, get them to talk about their favorite quotes, and then say you "just loved" Pages 103-104 and Page 345. If they ask for the quotes (since they're too lazy to look them up, I've noticed), you can find them on Frozen APples, under the "ZOMG! HOW CAN U SAI EDWARD'S ABUSIVE?!?!?!" article. Discuss? Discuss. I'm making t-shirts for my friends and I. We're going trick or treating as the scariest things we can think of. The main characters from Twilight. My shirt says Edward Cullen. Big Picture of his face on it. The, "Sick Masochistic Lion". Then the page number and on the back will be every thing Meyers said about him on it. At the top of the back it'll say: See? Even Meyers doesn't like the characters she created! And my friends' are like that too, but my one friend's is Bella, the other Jacob, and then a doll is going to be Renestard(It's really hard to find anything negative on her, she's "perfect")
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Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 3:48 pm
Razzz25 KingJack! For those who don't know, Stephenie's manager is her brother. According to Frozen Apples, he goes through all her fan-mail and he will only show mail that praises his sister, since we all know he can't handle criticism. Because of this, and because the mail has to be PERFECT!, no letters get to Meyer. Supposedly/Allegedly. So, I was thinking, if we ever find a way to contact Meyer (besides Satanic rituals, no offense to the Satanists), we should tell her brother that he is doing a good job sheltering his sister, but that she really needs to listen to criticism. Also, I found another way to troll Twifans: We go online, get them to talk about their favorite quotes, and then say you "just loved" Pages 103-104 and Page 345. If they ask for the quotes (since they're too lazy to look them up, I've noticed), you can find them on Frozen APples, under the "ZOMG! HOW CAN U SAI EDWARD'S ABUSIVE?!?!?!" article. Discuss? Discuss. I'm making t-shirts for my friends and I. We're going trick or treating as the scariest things we can think of. The main characters from Twilight. My shirt says Edward Cullen. Big Picture of his face on it. The, "Sick Masochistic Lion". Then the page number and on the back will be every thing Meyers said about him on it. At the top of the back it'll say: See? Even Meyers doesn't like the characters she created! And my friends' are like that too, but my one friend's is Bella, the other Jacob, and then a doll is going to be Renestard(It's really hard to find anything negative on her, she's "perfect") Fantastic. 8D I want to see those shirts then show my twilight fan friends so they will freak out. I ts Just so fun. xD
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Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 7:09 pm
Hell if I was an author I would LOVE constructive criticism!
Actually if I write stuff I trust the ATG (you guys) to help me out ;D
But yeah, what a pathetic wimp she is...
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Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 10:25 pm
 You need to do it creatively.
Like, the first word of every line is your actual letter kind of thing.
Though I doubt if you didn't point it out she would get it, and you can't put at the end, "now read the first word of every line" because her brother will censor it. Ω
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Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 11:35 pm
Oh, um.. HEY RAZZZ
You might want to make sure you spell hack author's last name right. "Meyer."
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 1:13 pm
Come on, guys; her brother means well.
@ Crystal/Demoness: She reminds me of "Michael Meyer(s)."
"You, Stephanie, are a genius.
Are you born talented, or do you become it? Because I read that you went to a pretiguous university, but you're too smart for that!
A genius like you will be remembered forever like Shakespear.
Fat chance any author that will come after you will be better; Stephan King is just jealous!
Ugly haters, those who dislike your work!
b***h all they want, but I think you're amazing!"
Now, read the first word of every paragraph.
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 4:05 pm
xX desu desu Xx Razzz25 KingJack! For those who don't know, Stephenie's manager is her brother. According to Frozen Apples, he goes through all her fan-mail and he will only show mail that praises his sister, since we all know he can't handle criticism. Because of this, and because the mail has to be PERFECT!, no letters get to Meyer. Supposedly/Allegedly. So, I was thinking, if we ever find a way to contact Meyer (besides Satanic rituals, no offense to the Satanists), we should tell her brother that he is doing a good job sheltering his sister, but that she really needs to listen to criticism. Also, I found another way to troll Twifans: We go online, get them to talk about their favorite quotes, and then say you "just loved" Pages 103-104 and Page 345. If they ask for the quotes (since they're too lazy to look them up, I've noticed), you can find them on Frozen APples, under the "ZOMG! HOW CAN U SAI EDWARD'S ABUSIVE?!?!?!" article. Discuss? Discuss. I'm making t-shirts for my friends and I. We're going trick or treating as the scariest things we can think of. The main characters from Twilight. My shirt says Edward Cullen. Big Picture of his face on it. The, "Sick Masochistic Lion". Then the page number and on the back will be every thing Meyers said about him on it. At the top of the back it'll say: See? Even Meyers doesn't like the characters she created! And my friends' are like that too, but my one friend's is Bella, the other Jacob, and then a doll is going to be Renestard(It's really hard to find anything negative on her, she's "perfect") Fantastic. 8D I want to see those shirts then show my twilight fan friends so they will freak out. I ts Just so fun. xD I'll take lots of pictures! (Just expect my face to be covered!)
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 7:17 pm
KingJack! Come on, guys; her brother means well. @ Crystal/Demoness: She reminds me of "Michael Meyer(s)." "You, Stephanie, are a genius. Are you born talented, or do you become it? Because I read that you went to a pretiguous university, but you're too smart for that! A genius like you will be remembered forever like Shakespear. Fat chance any author that will come after you will be better; Stephan King is just jealous! Ugly haters, those who dislike your work! b***h all they want, but I think you're amazing!" Now, read the first word of every paragraph. LOL that's funny. (took me a few mins to get it...been a loongg day). But yes, criticism comes with the writing territory. You have to have a thick skin, especially if your published. Hell, for some stuff I write, I have a wonderful beta though she rips my writing (and my ego xd ) to shreds with glee. However, she's helped me improve. ^^ But Meyer is too sensitive for criticism and needs her brother to protect her delicate, feminine sensiblities. stare Razz- your Halloween costume sounds awesome. Wish I would've done something anti-Twilight, but I'm going as the J-rock guitarist Mana-sama of Malice Mizer and Moi de Mois (eh...I always spell that band name wrong...).
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