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 Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 12:47 pm
She wants to see if she can write a book worse than Twilight. I told her It wasn't possible. But she's determined to do it. Do you guys think it's possible to w purposely write a book worse than Twilight?
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Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 1:09 pm
i'm not sure if you have to put effort into it or not... ahaha.
needless to say, i think she should try. if it's got "hot" characters and some kind of steemy romance scenes you'll have fangirls for sure.
you don't even need a plot line though, so it should be easy!
rofl
it'd be so exciting for it to succeed. it would suck in a way, but man. that'd just be outrageously funny.
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Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 1:23 pm
If we play the one word game and make it into a book, MAYBE it could be worse than Twilight. But I doubt it.
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Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 1:34 pm
kawaiitastik i'm not sure if you have to put effort into it or not... ahaha.
needless to say, i think she should try. if it's got "hot" characters and some kind of steemy romance scenes you'll have fangirls for sure.
you don't even need a plot line though, so it should be easy!
rofl
it'd be so exciting for it to succeed. it would suck in a way, but man. that'd just be outrageously funny. after she finishes it, I'm gonna try to get it published and see what happens.
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Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 2:48 pm
xD
That's going to be hard, writing a plotless, pointless novel essay. Just discribe how hot that one guy is with the same verbs over and over again. C:
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Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 3:34 pm
*Gasp*
I was gonna do that!
Tell your friend for me that IT'S OOOOON!
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Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 7:30 pm
Oh. She wants to be a Gilesbie?
Anyway, it's not possible: My Immortal, holding the title for "Worst Fanfiction Ever," the fanfic that single-handedly brought the INTERNET itself to its knees, once actually (swear this is true) went insane when reading too much of it out-loud. More spelling- and plot-errors than all of Fanfiction.net itself. The most evil, foul story on Earth.
And it's STILL better than Twilight.
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Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 10:06 pm
Just make a book that has no plot, not 'txt tlk', and has romance. But fill it with even less research and more plot holes.
Girls will fall for it.
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Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 11:23 pm
 Easy: Write about unicorns, but replace unicorns with "Pegasus" and it will have just as much research put into it as Twilight! Ω
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Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 8:16 am
SMeyer TRIED to make it bad. Seriously. I'm analyzing it; I should know. Either she has terrible luck at squeezing in clearly abusive and sexual innuendo or she's doing it on purpose. You'll have to try harder.
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Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 11:41 am
Make everything sparkle dazzling and make every character in the book god-mods!
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:33 pm
Jerba SMeyer TRIED to make it bad. Seriously. I'm analyzing it; I should know. Either she has terrible luck at squeezing in clearly abusive and sexual innuendo or she's doing it on purpose. You'll have to try harder. She's doing it on purpose.
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Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 9:40 am
iSynthesis Make everything sparkle dazzling and make every character in the book god-mods! Don't forget disgustingly sexy.
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