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 Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 2:24 pm
Yep. I took a sharpie and blotted out some of the words/letters on the back. Tell me if it's funny; tell me what I can do to improve it.
- - three things - was absolutely positive.
First, I - - is a vampire.
Second, there was a part of him -- and I didn't know how potent that part might be - - - - -
And third, I was on-i-onally and revocably in - - him.
SINK YOUR - TH IN - TW-I-T BOOK
IN STEPHEN - MEYER'S RIVETING TW-IG SAG
THE WORLDWIDE PHENOMENON
"Meyer has, like one of her vampires, turned into something rare and more than merely human... People do not want to - read Meyer's books; they want to - - - live - ." --Time
"Piles - - -." --USA Today
(I haven't thought of anything for the following.)
"A literary phenomenon." --The New York Times
"[Stephenie Meyer is] the world's most popular vampire novelist since Anne Rice." --Entertainment Weekly
Gimme ideas!
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Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 3:23 pm
Jerba "Piles - - -." --USA Today
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:47 pm
Jerba Yep. I took a sharpie and blotted out some of the words/letters on the back. Tell me if it's funny; tell me what I can do to improve it. - - three things - was absolutely positive. First, I - - is a vampire. Second, there was a part of him -- and I didn't know how potent that part might be - - - - - And third, I was on-i-onally and revocably in - - him. SINK YOUR - TH IN - TW-I-T BOOK IN STEPHEN - MEYER'S RIVETING TW-IG SAG THE WORLDWIDE PHENOMENON "Meyer has, like one of her vampires, turned into something rare and more than merely human... People do not want to - read Meyer's books; they want to - - - live - ." --Time "Piles - - -." --USA Today (I haven't thought of anything for the following.) "A literary phenomenon." --The New York Times "[Stephenie Meyer is] the world's most po--s ---e --R." -- taint WeeklyGimme ideas! I nearly LOL'd to death with this.
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:50 pm
 hahaha that's awesome xD
the only one I can think of is "A literary non" Ω
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:52 pm
Jerba - - three things - was absolutely positive. First, I - - is a vampire. Second, there was a part of him -- and I didn't know how potent that part might be - - - - - And third, I was on-i-onally and revocably in - - him. SINK YOUR - TH IN - TW-I-T BOOK IN STEPHEN - MEYER'S RIVETING TW-IG SAG THE WORLDWIDE PHENOMENON "Meyer has, like one of her vampires, turned into something rare and more than merely human... People do not want to - read Meyer's books; they want to - - - live - ." --Time "Piles - - -." --USA Today (I haven't thought of anything for the following.) "A lite- pe-." --The New York Times
"[Stephenie Meyer is] the world's - po--s ---e --R." --taint Weekly There ya GO!
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 1:06 pm
Jerba Yep. I took a sharpie and blotted out some of the words/letters on the back. Tell me if it's funny; tell me what I can do to improve it. - - three things - was absolutely positive. First, I - - is a vampire. Second, there was a part of him -- and I didn't know how potent that part might be - - - - - And third, I was on-i-onally and revocably in - - him. SINK YOUR - TH IN - TW-I-T BOOK IN STEPHEN - MEYER'S RIVETING TW-IG SAG THE WORLDWIDE PHENOMENON "Meyer has, like one of her vampires, turned into something rare and more than merely human... People do not want to - read Meyer's books; they want to - - - live - ." --Time "Piles - - -." --USA Today (I haven't thought of anything for the following.) "A literary phenomenon." --The New York Times "[Stephenie Meyer is] the wor---- --st ------- vampire novelist since Anne Rice." --Entertainment Weekly Gimme ideas!
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:02 pm
Shoudl I do "the world's poser" or "the wor-st?"
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:03 pm
Oh, and how about a lite/literary poo/pee?
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:11 pm
Jerba Yep. I took a sharpie and blotted out some of the words/letters on the back. Tell me if it's funny; tell me what I can do to improve it. - - three things - was absolutely positive. First, I - - is a vampire. Second, there was a part of him -- and I didn't know how potent that part might be - - - - - And third, I was on-i-onally and revocably in - - him. SINK YOUR - TH IN - TW-I-T BOOK IN STEPHEN - MEYER'S RIVETING TW-IG SAG THE WORLDWIDE PHENOMENON "Meyer has, like one of her vampires, turned into something rare and more than merely human... People do not want to - read Meyer's books; they want to - - - live - ." --Time "Piles - - -." --USA Today (I haven't thought of anything for the following.) "A literary phenomenon." --The New York Times "[Stephenie Meyer is] the --r---- ---- ------- -a-pi-- ------st ----- ---- ----." --Entertainment WeeklyGimme ideas!
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:31 pm
Cameron Edgewood Jerba Yep. I took a sharpie and blotted out some of the words/letters on the back. Tell me if it's funny; tell me what I can do to improve it. - - three things - was absolutely positive. First, I - - is a vampire. Second, there was a part of him -- and I didn't know how potent that part might be - - - - - And third, I was on-i-onally and revocably in - - him. SINK YOUR - TH IN - TW-I-T BOOK IN STEPHEN - MEYER'S RIVETING TW-IG SAG THE WORLDWIDE PHENOMENON "Meyer has, like one of her vampires, turned into something rare and more than merely human... People do not want to - read Meyer's books; they want to - - - live - ." --Time "Piles - - -." --USA Today (I haven't thought of anything for the following.) "A literary phenomenon." --The New York Times "[Stephenie Meyer is] the --r---- ---- ------- -a-pi-- ------st ----- ---- ----." --Entertainment WeeklyGimme ideas! Damn. Just sharpie'd that part.
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:35 pm
Here are the changes I made:
SINK YOUR THIN TWIT into SOUR THIN TWIT
THE WORLDWIDE PHENOMENON into THE WORLDWIDE P-O-O
"[Stephenie Meyer is] the worst vampire novelist since Anne Rice."
Side:
THE LIGHT SAG
BOOK I
STEPHENIE MEYER into STEP IN ME
LITTLE, BROWN into I OWN
and on the front I need to change THE #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER BY STEPHENIE MEYER into something good. Think on that, will ya?
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 5:12 pm
Jerba Here are the changes I made: SINK YOUR THIN TWIT into SOUR THIN TWIT THE WORLDWIDE PHENOMENON into THE WORLDWIDE P-O-O "[Stephenie Meyer is] the worst vampire novelist since Anne Rice." Side: THE LIGHT SAG BOOK I STEPHENIE MEYER into STEP IN ME LITTLE, BROWN into I OWN and on the front I need to change THE #1 --- -O-- T---- ---T---ER -- ----HEN-- ----- into something good. Think on that, will ya?
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 5:16 pm
Jerba Here are the changes I made: SINK YOUR THIN TWIT into SOUR THIN TWIT THE WORLDWIDE PHENOMENON into THE WORLDWIDE P-O-O "[Stephenie Meyer is] the worst vampire novelist since Anne Rice." Side: THE LIGHT SAG BOOK I STEPHENIE MEYER into STEP IN ME LITTLE, BROWN into I OWN OR THE #1 NEW B ES STEPHENIE MEYER into something good. Think on that, will ya?
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:01 pm
The #1 BS by Stephenie Meyer?
Ohh... do you mean NEWBES?
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:33 pm
"SINK YOUR - TH IN - TW-I-T BOOK
IN STEPHEN - MEYER'S RIVETING TW-IG SAG"
This just made my day.
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