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Jerba
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:26 pm


(This is ignoring all of the horrible things that happened to me today).

I was waiting for my ride after school. I wait in the entrance to the gym outside the parking lot. So, when I walked in the door, I saw a middle school girl reading a paperback book. Pretty thick, probably Twilight length. I peeked over her shoulder for an instant, guessing what it was, but could not discern it and sat down across from her.

About five minutes passed, and the whole time I stared intently at the book, waiting for her to take it off her lap so I could see. Alas! Twilight it was. I sprang into action, my mouth before my mind.

"Bella doesn't die at the end," I immediately said. She didn't look up. "The bad guy gets his head torn off, and Edward saves her. It's really anticlimactic. " The girl was still reading, but seemed to be distracted. "I reccomend you don't finish it. It's not worth reading."

My ride came then, and as I left I heard my sister say, "That's just her opinion."

But you know, when you say something to a child like that, it gives them the idea. For instance, when I was visiting the school the girls there (who were older than I) said it was a terrible school. I realized that it is.

But when a little girl hears an experienced high school senior say something like that, they believe it for a moment, if not longer. Hopefully, she will get more ideas, reflecting on my statements for the rest of the book, and find out what's really going on. I hope I could help more people!

What do you think... am I helping society?
PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:58 pm


Well, I don't have to worry about my children being dumb, I'll make sure they're as much of a bullshit critic as I am.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:10 pm


The children of the future are hopeless. They think they are "too cool" to listen to anyone older and more experienced. Let them see for their own faults.
PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:30 pm


Well, for one, you personally help society a great deal by just existing. And you drive this guild.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:57 pm


User ImageI applaud you. I just talk about it rather loudly that I don't like it.
PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:01 pm


KingJack!
Well, for one, you personally help society a great deal by just existing. And you drive this guild.
Umm... thanks. I didn't really notice. Seriously, do I?? That's kind of scary...

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:04 pm


I think you're right. I mentioned some of the major plot holes in Twilight to my cousin (who's 3 years younger than me and liked the Twilight movie) and now she's got a button on her Facebook page that says "MY Edward has scissors for hands!"

I think I made an impact on her.
PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:07 pm


Well, maybe that kid reads the book, likes them then realizes how incredibly stupid they really are and starts to hate them (: Thats what happened to me. >_>

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:41 pm


...I would've messed with that kid soo bad, but that's me and is probably why I get in trouble a lot. sweatdrop I would've been, "she dies. Edward looses control and eats her. Then, in the next book, she comes back as a brain-eating zombie."
PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:57 pm


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...I would've messed with that kid soo bad, but that's me and is probably why I get in trouble a lot. sweatdrop I would've been, "she dies. Edward looses control and eats her. Then, in the next book, she comes back as a brain-eating zombie."

That plot is accually more interesting than all of the Twilight saga books combined together.

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Jerba
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:04 pm


Lexie Red
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...I would've messed with that kid soo bad, but that's me and is probably why I get in trouble a lot. sweatdrop I would've been, "she dies. Edward looses control and eats her. Then, in the next book, she comes back as a brain-eating zombie."

That plot is accually more interesting than all of the Twilight saga books combined together.
UBER CONCURRENCE.
PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:21 pm


Jerba
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...I would've messed with that kid soo bad, but that's me and is probably why I get in trouble a lot. sweatdrop I would've been, "she dies. Edward looses control and eats her. Then, in the next book, she comes back as a brain-eating zombie."

That plot is accually more interesting than all of the Twilight saga books combined together.
UBER CONCURRENCE.

Actually, Bella is pretty much a zombie, so there wouldn't be much of a difference.

But if you put all the plot-holes and inconsistencies together, THAT plays out as an interesting -and hilarious- story. Example: My Immortal.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:44 pm


Jerba, you are doing a great contribution to society by defending people from the path of extremism in Twilight!!!!
PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 11:40 pm


I seriously wish that all of us could just meet in real life and each have a stolen copy of twilight

Then when we r all together we can have a nice book burning of twilight



p.s ******** Twilight!

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 12:08 am


Kids are indeed our future.We let them rot and we shall rot, and it is true.the younger children(5 through 10 ) usually do listen to older people.

If i was younger and saw even half that movie...I would most likely be enthralled by it. At the end of the week if i heard an old grandma say '******** Twilight' I would most likely be repeating that very thing for the rest of my teen life. Not becouse of the word ******** becouse an older more experienced person obviously knows better,even if they are senile.
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