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Le Soleil Brille

PostPosted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 3:01 pm



It makes no freakin sense. Why does he feel the need to keep going to school? Where he is surrounded by people. Where its obvious he doesn't belong. Where he risks being discovered. I know he is supposed to be 17 or whatever, but if he keeps moving around can't he just add a couple more years and say he is 19? If I was a vampire I would sure as hell have something better to do then to go to school a million times. Especially when I miss it half the time because the weather is too good. And speaking of that, why doesn't the school get suspicious of his entire family randomly missing? In order for me to miss school I have to call in and say i'm sick, and they would be hella suspicious if me and my sister called in sick on the same days every time. And if I just randomly ditched like he always does they would probably call the police. Plus if I missed as much time as Eduardo they would hold me back a grade because we have to attend a certain amount of school to move on. ARRRRG@!@$!^%@$. Just thinking about this makes my brain hurt.
PostPosted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 3:09 pm


Cause he's dumb


Also, it's the body glitter. When he wears it, he feels the needs to be dumb and go to school and ditch sometimes. rofl

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Liebe Thelema

PostPosted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 3:09 pm


Absolutely nothing in Twilight makes sense. Just accept it. scream
PostPosted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 3:14 pm


Liebe Thelema
Absolutely nothing in Twilight makes sense. Just accept it. scream
I can't. Until I make sense of the book I will never be satisfied. crying

Le Soleil Brille


Liebe Thelema

PostPosted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 3:21 pm


L E T R I E
Liebe Thelema
Absolutely nothing in Twilight makes sense. Just accept it. scream
I can't. Until I make sense of the book I will never be satisfied. crying

Then you're in for a long, unsatisfying life, my friend.
PostPosted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 4:20 pm


HE'S A *****. End of story.

PS Liebe Thelma: Your signature is made of win.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 6:37 pm


She Promised You Cookies
HE'S A *****. End of story.

My point exactly, buddy. biggrin
His stupidity, combined with his insane desire for underage girls only makes the book more of a failure!
PostPosted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 6:40 pm


Welcome to Twilight, where plotholes run rampant.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 8:50 pm


User ImageWhat doesn't make sense to me is... how long has he been "17"?
PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 6:03 am


Stephenie Meyer is dumb and has no idea what she's writing about. Get over it.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 11:43 am


As said in TWHYLIGHT:

"So you're seventeen forever huh?"
"Yeah, which is actually really lucky, considering if I waited year to become a vampire, all them young girls would be eternally illegal for me"
"that's...incredibly creepy"
"That's what I love about high school girls they keep getting older, I stay the same age"

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:33 pm


A lot of things in Twilight don't make sense, like how Isle Esme or whatever is on the west coast of Brazil, when in actuality, the West coast is the only coast Brazil DOESN'T have.

The author is a fat, unstable, incestuous, possibly bi-curious, bible-slashing, ***** 16-year-old emo chick trapped in a cow's body.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 2:49 pm


Because SMeyer is dumb. Also, Edward has nothing better to do with his miserable life (:
PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 3:10 pm


Moon Shoes Potter
"That's what I love about high school girls they keep getting older, I stay the same age"

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rofl WIN.
I just saw that movie for the first time last Friday. It was awesome.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 7:14 pm


Lexie Red
Because SMeyer is dumb. Also, Edward has nothing better to do with his miserable life (:

Except rape, rape and rape underage women!! gonk
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