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XxxSaylaxxX

PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:25 am


Yeah, so the story begins with me walking to my friends house after a perfectly/ almost normal day. Skipping, happy as can be what do Ihappen to stumble upon that could make even chuck norris throw up, and cry himself to sleep... Yes! The freshman TwiBarfs of my school. what are they doing you ask. Sitting in a circle around Their ''Bible" and CHANTING (ikid you not) Iwill BE BELLA SWAN, IWILL BE BELLA Swan......
*BLAARRRRRRRGGGG*
PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:44 am


Are they from that Church of the Sparkly God? Now the cults are starting, great. gonk

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:27 am


Eh, it'll die out. Give it time. Just laugh at them now.
PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:12 am


sad I'm sorry

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 10:57 am


They're doomed.
PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:01 am


Kill it with fire.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:43 am


User ImageIf they can be Bella, we can be vampire hunters.
PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:32 pm


Sigh.This makes my school seem normal, and almost EVERYONE IN IT is a Twitard.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:46 pm


I miss the Harry Potter fanatics. Much easier to talk to. stare
PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 5:32 pm


OH LAWDY.

Hey, if they can be Bella, can I be Abraham Van Helsing?

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 5:44 pm



SWIRL-Y SWIRL-Y SWIRL-Y
PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 12:40 am


And so, the cult has begun. At least Christians make SOME sense, and that's kinda weird to say when you're an atheist. But that's just compared to THIS cult. They can just chant "I will be Bella Swan" till the cows come home, and I'll just watch, point and laugh.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 4:28 am


She Promised You Cookies
And so, the cult has begun. At least Christians make SOME sense, and that's kinda weird to say when you're an atheist. But that's just compared to THIS cult. They can just chant "I will be Bella Swan" till the cows come home, and I'll just watch, point and laugh.

Well, they're all pretty stupid, they're making total fools of themselves, are nothing special, and clearly delusional.

I think it's working.

@ Oni: I do, too. sad But the Harry Potter fanatics at our school graduated last year. I regret not telling them about "My Immortal."
PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:52 am


OH MY GOD I WOULD'VE KICKED THEM (:

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 1:09 pm


KingJack!
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And so, the cult has begun. At least Christians make SOME sense, and that's kinda weird to say when you're an atheist. But that's just compared to THIS cult. They can just chant "I will be Bella Swan" till the cows come home, and I'll just watch, point and laugh.

Well, they're all pretty stupid, they're making total fools of themselves, are nothing special, and clearly delusional.

I think it's working.


Far be it for me to question religious practices, I guess?
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