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If I was a vampire in Twilight, I would so screw Bella.

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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 8:42 am

So I could knock her up and force her to give birth to the ANTICHRIST! BUAHAHAHAH.

Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:14 am

I want to make love to your signature.

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Lexie Red

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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:29 am

I would kill her.

Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 11:27 am

Masochistic Kitten

So I could knock her up and force her to give birth to the ANTICHRIST! BUAHAHAHAH.

Edward already did that so....does that mean....*GASP* Should we support him for making her life a living hell!?

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Misty_Mystix

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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 4:46 pm

I would eat that b***h!

Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 5:25 pm

I'd rather be a unicorn so that way she'd be all like "HOMG UNICORN YAAAAYYY" and then I'd stab her in the face >: D

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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 6:37 pm

I would kill myself.

Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 6:42 pm

Jacked in the Box

I want to make love to your signature.

Serj is a master dancer.

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Jerba
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 6:51 pm

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I would eat that b***h!

I was just thinking that! Like, literally eat her. That was what my twilight parody was supposed to be about... Thinking of which, I haven't written much of that in a while. Oh well.

She'd probably taste like stupid, though.

Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 4:43 am

I bet the flavor "stupid" tastes bad >_>

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