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I feel so sorry for my sister.

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Jerba
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 6:52 pm


She went to school today to meet her class for the first time, as a type of icebreaker for all the high school freshmen. She's new to the school, too.

I went along and we were put into groups and had to exchange questions with the other girls (it's an all girls school).

The questions were like this:
What's your favorite color?
Who's your favorite superhero?
What actor would you like to meet?
Can you touch your tongue to your nose?
What's your favorite book?
Harry Potter or Twilight?

So when my sister asked the other girl which actor she'd like to meet, she responded "TAYLOR LAUNTER!!11" I responded Jake Gyllenhaal*.
*thanks!

Favorite book? "TWILIGHT!!!11!!1"

Thankfully when I got to the question "Harry Potter or Twilight?" I responded almost before the group leader was finished "HARRY POTTER!" The other girl, thank God, was also an anti.

There was also one girl walking around in another group with a "Twilight" bag, with that lame picture of the Cullens on it.

But God... my sister is an anti. How will she survive??
PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 7:01 pm


Jerba
She went to school today to meet her class for the first time, as a type of icebreaker for all the high school freshmen. She's new to the school, too.

I went along and we were put into groups and had to exchange questions with the other girls (it's an all girls school).

The questions were like this:
What's your favorite color?
Who's your favorite superhero?
What actor would you like to meet?
Can you touch your tongue to your nose?
What's your favorite book?
Harry Potter or Twilight?

So when my sister asked the other girl which actor she'd like to meet, she responded "TAYLOR LAUNTER!!11" I responded Jake Jillen...--I can't spell his name. Bubble Boy.

Favorite book? "TWILIGHT!!!11!!1"

Thankfully when I got to the question "Harry Potter or Twilight?" I responded almost before the group leader was finished "HARRY POTTER!" The other girl, thank God, was also an anti.

There was also one girl walking around in another group with a "Twilight" bag, with that lame picture of the Cullens on it.

But God... my sister is an anti. How will she survive??

When she has problems, help her! And when people persecute her for not liking Twilight, help her in the destruction of the series!

Also, happy birthday! biggrin

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 7:12 pm


Wow, that sucks.
(BTW, his last name is Gyllenhaal.)
PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 7:30 pm


wow, poor girl. She's most likely going to need your moral support.

Though it sounds like you both handled yourselves well. That last question would've gotten me in trouble. Favorite book- I would've veto'd Harry and Twilight, added "The Bewitchments of Love and Hate by Storm Constantine. Favorite scene, the threesome between Swift, Leef, and Calanthe" Since I was 14 I've had the horrible habit of reading books that are highly inappropriate. Then again, I also like making statements that make my fellow classmates uncomfortable. xd


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 8:32 pm


Jake Gyllenhaal has the most gorgeous blue eyes.
Just saying.
PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:36 pm


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