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Moosetachio

PostPosted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:11 pm


...Then she said,

"I find Twilight rants extremely hilarious. Have you found some in the past that you'd like to share?
Pass on the laughs!

Here's one I found today.
http://avphibes.livejournal.com/370683.html "
PostPosted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:16 pm


I was laughing all the way reading that!
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 6:18 am


That sex scene she wrote, I cracked up.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 9:42 am



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 11:01 am


Toadette25
That sex scene she wrote, I cracked up.


Just the last line, I ROFL'd.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 1:35 pm




...Then she said,

"xD I love these rants! They're so funny. "

Moosetachio


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:23 am


Soft Pastel


...Then she said,

"xD I love these rants! They're so funny. "


I know, right? Somehow, somewhere, I'm going to slip the words "ejaculate rainbows" into a conversation because of this.
PostPosted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 2:16 pm


Found this not too long ago on Slackerz:
http://theslackerz.com/index.php?nav=Comic&Page=131

protoblues


Moosetachio

PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:52 pm


@ Protoblues: That comic just sumed up all 4 books! xD

Here's another one. http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Twilight
It's not a rant, but it talks about how shitty Twifail is. C:
PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 1:46 am


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Toadette25
That sex scene she wrote, I cracked up.


Just the last line, I ROFL'd.


"We ejaculate rainbows."

That's classic.

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isamiwolf

PostPosted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 2:22 pm


He brushed his cold, gorgeous, marble lips close to my clumsy, ordinary ears and whispered "We..."

"What, Edward? I love you. Forever. You can tell me anything."

He gave me his crooked grin and said, "We ejaculate rainbows."
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Let's just say...I fell over laughing. XD
PostPosted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 4:39 pm


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Why you should read Twilight

OMG, Ebony reference!

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 7:11 am


KingJack!
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Do pictures/comics count?

Why you should read Twilight

OMG, Ebony reference!

Hahaha. Win. I just noticed it was a different comic than one I've read before.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:30 am



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