AboutHi! I'm John Sargent Knowlton III! I'm a junior at Plant High School in Tampa, Florida. I enjoy making fun of movies (no matter how awesome they are), bumming around at my friends house, eating all of my friends food whenever I'm at their house (It takes a lot of energy to keep my large body moving), Magic: The Gathering, and fighting (the kind with fists, not words. I have no time for that kind).
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
My trusty fireplace pick (I've slain many a vermin with it)
People who think FF7 is the best thing ever
The ninja scourge D<
Arguing with people that think like a brick wall
Pastafarian (Just kidding, I'm a WASP)
The souls of the innocent (or the not-so-innocent)
Irn Bru (It's the most hardcore soda EVAR.)
Chaotic Neutral (aka, apeshit crazy)
My name is legion, for we are many.
Well I'll be dipped in nacho cheese! Somebody put the damn kid in charge!
You're a handsome boy. I LIKE you!
Don't make me take my belt off.
When God gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD!!!
I'm going to violence all over you now.
Thanks for visiting my profile!