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Okay, you know how the messages the guy tells you about your Pokemon when you leave two of them in Daycare is supposed to tell you whether or not they'll breed, right?
Well, I left a Ditto and a Breloom and I went to get my egg from him. I guess I pressed A too many times, scrolling through his usual wall of text about how "omfg there's an egg! u want or i get lol?" when I look back down and read that "they don't seem to like each other"
WUT.
XDDDD Did I misread? I talk to him again and yep, my Pokemon don't like each other that well.
Which means someone got raped. xD [Which, of course, explains why they don't like each other


Either Mashy, the male Breloom, is the victim, or my Ditto is. xD


ALSO, kinda off-title-topic, anyone else notice how Ditto always [conveniently] turns into the opposite gender when breeding, even though it says in the Pokedex and the show that it'll mess up if it does things from memory? and I doubt that there's always an opposite sex partner located in the daycare for it to transform into. Silly bisexual Pokemon, defy its own Pokedex entry.

AKA dinner and a movie; Not just a few drinks close to last call.

The little Shroomish has a SERIOUS nature, and is quick-tempered. Doesn't she sound like a little rape child? XDDDD

Lulz, that's pretty funny. XD

the shroomish's nature made me lol XD