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 Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 9:58 pm
Just thought I should post these... I think I nearly died from lack of breath. Anyone else have any funny Chinglish you'd like to share? Post your pics here and let the grammatical errors begrin. Does this make sense to anyone else?  Got MILK? More to come. 
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Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:15 pm
Another for your thoughts;
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Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:18 pm
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Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:20 pm
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Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:22 pm
Love you long time ago Because?
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Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:18 pm
I LOVE that place! xD I was there just last night/this morning.
That third one; Avians beware! ovO;;
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Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:28 pm
Here's a CLASSIC example!
In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's you !!
CATS: How are you gentlemen !!
CATS: All your base are belong to us.
CATS: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time.
CATS: Ha ha ha ha ....
Operator: Captain !! *
Captain: Take off every 'ZIG'!!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'ZIG'.
Captain: For great justice.
From the WORST Sega Master game ever conceived...ZERO WING. It's an R-Type styled game. *shudder*. I am one of the unfortunate people who played it long ago, and understood the hilarity of the meme to its fullest extent (unlike people who just think the rushed translation it funny...which it obviously is).
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Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:32 pm
FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!!
Another one, in the classic Metal Gear
"I feel asleep"
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Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:40 pm
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Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:49 pm
Unfortunately I have no immediate recall of a bad translation (though Atsu pretty well bested whatever I might've come up with with that classic xD ), but I do have a funny that I actually saw at a store this past weekend.
Discount Asian-run knick-knack shop, right? Meaning knockoffs and cheap imitations abound. I dunno if this is more Fail or Engrish, but while there, I saw these backpacks with pictures of kid-friendly franchises and companies on them. Not too unusual, except that this row of Disney backpacks had two with Spidey and Batman on them. I kid you not; I have proof on my cell phone and just have to figure out if I can Bluetooth it over to my laptop. xD
Again, dunno if it's more Fail or Engrish, but it sure made me laugh!
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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 8:52 am
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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 1:19 pm
There are all so funny!! There is a great sig in my shop I need to find and post here, you guys would love it!!
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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 4:46 pm
Haha, I do love my engrish whee
@Eizoryu: hehe that's awesome. Sounds like advertising fail to me 3nodding
@Azuna: LOL I really don't know what they are trying to say sometimes.. though a world tabasco shower would be pretty awesome.
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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 5:03 pm
It makes you wonder what they were trying to say.
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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 6:40 pm
Tobasco shower being awesome? o.O Lol.
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